Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
500
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Posted - 2015.02.20 20:04:00 -
[1] - Quote
You say Minmatar? It won't get you far
Use all its glory, just to jimmy your car
so recognize, when I terrorize
all the raspberries, tears in their eyes
I run Amarr, knock your locks ajar
you won't see me coming and that's bizarre
'cuz my scan profile is way down low
crouch to the ground, blow off your toes
You look around, like what's up doc?
What just happened? What the f!ck?
Then I drop my nuts, on your forehead
teagbag you b!tch, my ego's been fed
Then you see me later
same match, same time
before I disappear
cloaked again!
Then you make a thread
Michael Epic is OP
Assault AK.0
PLEASE CCP MAKE IT STOP
*Drops the mic and walks away*..................... |
Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
508
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Posted - 2015.02.21 16:04:00 -
[2] - Quote
DeadlyAztec11 wrote:
Cloak? You mean those fake blue men I smoke?
No fool in gold is invisible, no tool in cloak is unkillable.
You hear that sound? You hear what I found?
I struck it rich on your gold head! Boom rocket dead!
Rocka Flaylocka Flame! That's my name.
You better worry, my ACR is dirty.
I'll eviscerate, dominate, evaporate-smoke your gold! So slow your roll, because you know when I throw blows I hit low.
But I'm not a strafer... I'm a code breaker.
I deconstruct face like I reapply duct tape.
When I shoot you you're lucky the match doesn't boot you.
I'll impress you with my kills and lay you to rest, then I'll get your empress with my skill and she'll lay with the best.
o.0 lol before I totally own you....you really want to have a rap battle with me?
Man this is going to be FUN! FUN I TELL YOU!
I'm so excited! *ahem*
Mic check, mic check
one two, one two
Yeah we good....
Rocka Flaylocka Flame? That's your name?
More like Dr. Sniffles, that's your claim to fame
When I hit you hard, with these gnarly bars
leave your insides aching, crying in your car
Real life comes, you're at the starbucks
check the forum on your mobile, like that's what's up
Until Michael Epic comes, like a wrecking ball
Leaving your inchie inch, a centimeter tall
OH SH!T that was a small d!ck joke
All the gold in the world couldn't extend that, bloke
So take a moment, have yourself a breather
sit back and enjoy, whoopin' your ass theater
I get the prize, in my disguise
I disappear and evade your spies
you tell your guys, your last goodbyes
before I leave you staring up at the sky
So I advise, you ego downsize
before it gets you wrecked in an LAV drive-by
leave you brutalized, circumsized
and all that's left is to fantasize
What could have happened otherwise
But I customize, digitize
work like a boss
cuz I'm an enterprise
I'll have you hypnotized, feminized, can't you see?
just like my empress you'll idolize, me!
don't forget my name, epic magnifies
so don't jeopardize or deharmonize
your safe well being, marketwise
So memorize and harmonize
stay civilized with no compromise
your demons I will exorcise
have you falling asleep to lullabies
Rocka by Flaylocka, in the tree-top
paralyzed, neutralized, son you better recognize
I'm the best, I'm the baddest
you're the worst and the saddest
and I specialize and utilize
urbanize and terrorize
if your traumatized, you better testify
support@dust514, don't forget to dot your I's ;) |