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Devin, Thunder, and Harry have just narrowly escaped death at the hands of Kirk and Arkena. They managed to kill Arkena, but Kirk got away. The three flee from the Gallente city. Somewhere in a distant part of space, Z meets with a few of his other squad leaders.
Himiko: Thank you for finally meeting with us.
Z: No problem. I just have to go whenever I finally find a match.
Silly: What do you mean by a match?
Z: You know, a game, a battle.
Kaisar: Can you seriously not just take a break from density to talk to us?
Z: Of course I can. What does it look like I'm doing?
Kaisar: Playing density...
Z: You guys better make this quick. I'm probably going to find a match soon, so...
Himiko: Fine. We think that you need to stop sending your men on suicide missions.
Z: What makes them suicide missions.
Himiko: Well, you are putting squads consisting of six men up against entire armies.
Silly: Also, we are the only ones left from our squads. A lot of good F.A.gs have died and we have nothing to show for it.
Z: And whose fault do you think that is?
Himiko: We've pretty much agreed that it's your fault. That's why we called this meeting.
Kaisar: You need to get off of density and get your head out of your ass.
Z: Why?
Silly: Haven't you been listening? You have been sending your troops to their deaths while you sit here playing density. It needs to stop.
Z: You guys want me to stop playing density?
Kaisar: Yes.
Z: And if I don't?
Kaisar: Then I guess we would have to make you.
Z pulls out his gun and kills Kaisar.
Z: How about you two? Do you feel the same way as Kaisar over there? Are you going to try to force me to stop? Are you going to go against your leader?
Himiko: Yes. I'm not just going to stand here an--
Z kills Himiko.
Z: Silly?
Silly: I'm with you, boss. Now, how do I join your fleet?
Devin, Thunder, and Harry manage to escape the citizens of the Gallente city. They find a cave to stay the night in.
Thunder: Devin, how did you get free?
Devin: Let's not worry about what happened back there. All we need to know is that Wolfi and Orion are dead and the man responsible isn't. Tomorrow we are going to find and kill Kirk.
Harry: I really miss him, guys.
Thunder: Who? Wolfi? Orion?
Harry: No, neither of them. They were a couple of nice, meaty men, though.
Thunder: Who is this guy that you keep bringing up?
Harry: Just the meatiest man who ever lived. Just forget I even brought up his body.
Thunder: Sure. Whatever. Devin, are you sure it's a good idea to go after Kirk? It's just us and Skel left here and one of those people isn't here and one is ********. Too many people have already died. Maybe it's time to cut our losses and get out of here. Forget Kirk, forget the REs.
Skel shows up with the REs
Skel: Did I hear some fgt say "REs?"
Thunder: How did you find them? Where?
Skel: Why are you asking so many questions? Are you some sort of fgt?
Thunder: You just asked me two questions. The same number I asked you.
Skel: Yeah, but I'm not a fgt.
Harry: He's got a point. You are sort of a ******, Thunder.
Skel: See? Even that fgt thinks you're a fgt.
Devin: Okay, so we have the REs. Kirk still needs to die. Then we can get off of this empress-forsaken planet.
Thunder: Fine. One last mission. Harry can go back to the communications facility and let GHL and Big D know that it's time for us to go while we take care of Kirk.
Harry: Cool. You guys get some sleep. I'll take watch. I promise not to gape any of you or anything.
Skel: No, I'll take watch. Get some sleep, fgts.
They go to sleep. In the morning, when they wake up, Skel is gone,
Devin: Of course. Let's get going.
Harry goes off to the facility on his own. Devin and Thunder head back to the city one last time.
Thunder: How do you know he's going to be there?
Devin: He's not about to leave his palace and his kingdom behind. He'll be there.
They arrive at the palace unopposed because most of the guards are dead at this point.
Devin: You want to go first or should I?
Thunder: I guess I will.
He goes inside. Kirk immediately grabs Thunder and puts a gun to his head. He holds him to where Devin doesn't have a shot in him.
Kirk: If you kill me, he dies, too.
Devin: You killed Wolfi and Orion. You tried to kill me. Now, you are holding a gun to my friends head. I don't particularly care about any of those things.
Thunder: Devin, what the ****?
Devin: You housed Minmatar scum in your city. That is inexcusable. For that, you must die.
Kirk: You can't be serious. All you care about is something that insignifica--
Devin shoots a full clip into Kirk through Thunder. They both die after the first shot. Harry has just arrived at the facility. His first call is to Z.
Harry: Are you busy, my meaty man?
Z: For you? Of course not.
Harry: What were you doing?
Z: Nothing. Just playing some density. What's up?
Harry: Not much. Just thought I'd say hi and that I've been thinking about you and that you're ******* is going to be twice as big as it is now after I see you next.
Z: But that would make it almost as wide as my body.
Harry: I know. Get ready.
Z: My anus is prepared. I can't wait. Bye.
The call disconnects. Harry calls GHL.
Harry: I need you to do to us what I do to little boys.
GHL: Please don't ask me to gape you.
Harry: Don't be ridiculous. I need you to pick us up, but with a ship, not a van.
GHL: Alright, I think Big D has recovered enough. He's on his way. Who is "us?"
Harry: It's just Devin, Skel, Thunder and I. Everyone else is dead. I didn't even get to have sex with their corpses.
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