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Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. 1307	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:46:00 - [1] - Quote European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masturbat afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 7708	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:51:00 - [2] - Quote Strafing is fine when hit detection is good and FPS is steady 30+. These things are not the strafers' fault, mind you. It's on CCP to make their game run properly with less lag and higher FPS. "You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. 1307	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:52:00 - [3] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Strafing is fine when hit detection is good and FPS is steady 30+. These things are not the strafers' fault, mind you. It's on CCP to make their game run properly with less lag and higher FPS. This is GD, take your logic and intelligence somewhere else. "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masturbat afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
Vyuru Algintal Core Gallente Federation 78	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:55:00 - [4] - Quote Welp now that depends... Regular strafing I agree with you 100% Figure 8 strafing in Dust though? Show me a keshik doing figure 8s through a continuous stream of laser fire without taking damage, then we'll talk.
Aramis Madrigal State of Purgatory General Tso's Alliance 367	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:56:00 - [5] - Quote Given Genghis Khan's genetic legacy, this is clear evidence that strafing does indeed get you laid. -Aramis
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 7708	Posted - 2015.02.11 15:56:00 - [6] - Quote Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: This is GD, take your logic and intelligence somewhere else. Oh ****, sorry! I'll try again... AY LEIK CHOCLAYTE MEELK! "You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
Timtron Victory Horizons' Edge 364	Posted - 2015.02.11 16:19:00 - [7] - Quote PUAHAHAHA ISK Weekly Lottery Proud Christian Jesus Loves You
Onesimus Tarsus is-a-Corporation 2992	Posted - 2015.02.11 16:19:00 - [8] - Quote Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. Here's a couple more for you while you're at it: "The way she was dressed, she was asking for it." "Like the office is gong to count every stapler." ... and a personal favorite: "No cop, no stop." Translation: You're still a scrub, Scrubby McScrubsalot Khan. KDR matchmaking would patch all the patches into pure patchitudity.
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 7109	Posted - 2015.02.11 18:00:00 - [9] - Quote Strafing is a crutch for no-talent scrubs who need a hit detection failure crutch to feel good. Real men moonwalk In firefights. Better men riverdance while shooting. Get on my level. AV
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 3233	Posted - 2015.02.11 18:06:00 - [10] - Quote Vyuru wrote: Show me a keshik doing figure 8s through a continuous stream of laser fire without taking damage, then we'll talk. http://i.imgur.com/LN5uDuo.jpg YOUR MOVE NOOB "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire

Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. 1313	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:23:00 - [11] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: Vyuru wrote: Show me a keshik doing figure 8s through a continuous stream of laser fire without taking damage, then we'll talk. http://i.imgur.com/LN5uDuo.jpg YOUR MOVE NOOB That made my day lol You get my whole wallet because of that. "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masturbat afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
John Psi Vacuum Cleaner. LLC Steel Balls Alliance 1284	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:31:00 - [12] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Strafing is fine when hit detection is good and FPS is steady 30+ No. Breakin Stuff wrote: Strafing is a crutch for no-talent scrubs who need a hit detection failure crutch to feel good. Real men moonwalk In firefights. Yes. Please support fair play!
Devadander Woodgrain Atari 240	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:41:00 - [13] - Quote This has got to be the most comedy I've seen in one dust thread The strafe master Khan "Lets group up and push an objective" ~ No blueberry ever 07-28-12 ~Deal with it~
TerranKnight87 Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 164	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:42:00 - [14] - Quote Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. Did you get your history lessons in christmas crackers?. Ghenghis never made it to europe but his grandsons(?) did attack east europe and terrorise it. 10/10 though that was hilarious though but replace british with eastern europeans please because you're wrong brohamseph and America adopted formation fighting as well, it made it much easier for commanders to know what was happening from afar and make decisions. It was this way thoughout more of history than it has been in recent times actually as it kept order. You get a 1/10 for knowledge. "Tech you're in a max suit, you have 15 mins to unfk yourself or you can fk off." - Stumpycat C/O of Goon Brigade.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 7749	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:44:00 - [15] - Quote John Psi wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: Strafing is fine when hit detection is good and FPS is steady 30+ No. Crab walking while firing a gun is not a crime. Hide your butthurt better. If CCP improved Dust's hit detection it would not make that much of a difference. "You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. 1320	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:45:00 - [16] - Quote TerranKnight87 wrote: Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. Did you get your history lessons in christmas crackers?. Ghenghis never made it to europe but his grandsons(?) did attack east europe and terrorise it. 10/10 though that was hilarious though but replace british with eastern europeans please because you're wrong brohamseph and America adopted formation fighting as well, it made it much easier for commanders to know what was happening from afar and make decisions. It was this way thoughout more of history than it has been in recent times actually as it kept order. You get a 1/10 for knowledge. You get a 1/10 for reading. I never said he entered Europe :) "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masturbat afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
TerranKnight87 Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 164	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:46:00 - [17] - Quote Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: TerranKnight87 wrote: Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. Did you get your history lessons in christmas crackers?. Ghenghis never made it to europe but his grandsons(?) did attack east europe and terrorise it. 10/10 though that was hilarious though but replace british with eastern europeans please because you're wrong brohamseph and America adopted formation fighting as well, it made it much easier for commanders to know what was happening from afar and make decisions. It was this way thoughout more of history than it has been in recent times actually as it kept order. You get a 1/10 for knowledge. You get a 1/10 for reading. I never said he entered Europe :) Hahaha, if it makes you feel better then i'm fine with that. "Tech you're in a max suit, you have 15 mins to unfk yourself or you can fk off." - Stumpycat C/O of Goon Brigade.
Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. 1321	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:49:00 - [18] - Quote TerranKnight87 wrote: Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: TerranKnight87 wrote: Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote: European knights: QQ why you move so much? Stand still so we can kill you Genghis Khan's army: No * Genghis Khan's army keeps moving around on horses while shooting arrows at the enemy * European Knights: That is so unfair! Stop moving around in circles and stand still so your archers and our archers can take turns shooting you! Genghis Khan's army: Get gud scrubs * Genghis Khan proceeds to form one of the largest empires in the history of the world * Genghis Khan OG strafing tear collector Keeping it real since 1162 Video for music when reading the line above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0 If you want to fight like the old British army and take turns shooting each other in lines while standing still then be my guest, I will be moving around never standing in the same place for more than a second or two. Did you get your history lessons in christmas crackers?. Ghenghis never made it to europe but his grandsons(?) did attack east europe and terrorise it. 10/10 though that was hilarious though but replace british with eastern europeans please because you're wrong brohamseph and America adopted formation fighting as well, it made it much easier for commanders to know what was happening from afar and make decisions. It was this way thoughout more of history than it has been in recent times actually as it kept order. You get a 1/10 for knowledge. You get a 1/10 for reading. I never said he entered Europe :) Hahaha, if it makes you feel better then i'm fine with that. CBM "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masturbat afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
TerranKnight87 Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 164	Posted - 2015.02.12 01:56:00 - [19] - Quote I have no idea what CBM means, i'm not cool like that lol. "Tech you're in a max suit, you have 15 mins to unfk yourself or you can fk off." - Stumpycat C/O of Goon Brigade.


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