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CoochMaster Flex
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2015.02.04 18:40:00 -
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You may have an OP weapon or two. But your suits are still garbage with all the armor you all stack.
Sincerely, The Minmatar enthusiast, CoochMaster Flex.
CONHU still lives on.
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Stefan Stahl
Seituoda Taskforce Command
954
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Posted - 2015.02.04 18:56:00 -
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Dear Minmatar Republic,
due to favorable online reviews I recently purchased one of your suits. It was delivered timely, but the box was slightly damaged. Upon inspecting the suit I realized it did not come with the appropriate battleskirt and that the collar did not pop. I am very disappointed in this.
Sincerely, Amarr enthusiast, Stefan |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7526
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Posted - 2015.02.04 18:57:00 -
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CoochMaster Flex wrote:You may have an OP weapon or two. Says the race that created the HMG and CR...
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
McSyphilisAwareness
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
481
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Posted - 2015.02.04 18:59:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:CoochMaster Flex wrote:You may have an OP weapon or two. Says the race that created the HMG and CR... And RE can't forget that one.
The State will always survive.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2937
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:16:00 -
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It's always amusing to watch the Minmatar attempt to wield language. And soap.
KDR matchmaking would patch all the patches into pure patchitudity.
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
679
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:21:00 -
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CoochMaster Flex wrote:You may have an OP weapon or two. But your suits are still garbage with all the armor you all stack.
Sincerely, The Minmatar enthusiast, CoochMaster Flex. Dear Slavematar republic,
You have 4 OP weapons in total, but your suits are still awfully squishy.
Sincerely, Amarr Empire.
Long live the Empress!
Hidden in the dark, I sit still, polishing my knife, waiting for you to walk by.
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hold that
Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention
609
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:24:00 -
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that stamina tho |
Ghosts Chance
New Eden Headhunters
2893
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:24:00 -
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dear Coochmaster Flex
how have you gotten away with that name for so long
signed Mercenary 10247584
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:37:00 -
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CoochMaster Flex wrote:You may have an OP weapon or two. But your suits are still garbage with all the armor you all stack.
Sincerely, The Minmatar enthusiast, CoochMaster Flex.
dear Stefan,ripley,bahirae,onesimus,toomany and ghosts
how the FW going. oh wait
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7529
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:38:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:dear Coochmaster Flex
how have you gotten away with that name for so long
signed Mercenary 10247584 I've heard of a dude who will take care of offensive names
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
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CoochMaster Flex
Ahrendee Mercenaries
53
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:45:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:dear Coochmaster Flex
how have you gotten away with that name for so long
signed Mercenary 10247584 People love my name. Lol and there are way more worse offensive names than mine
CONHU still lives on.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16987
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:46:00 -
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http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/VeriteFW/FWinfluence.png
"This is the Usumgal boy, the exalted dragon, wreathed in the fires of heaven. He is a true symbol of God's majesty."
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Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
15434
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:47:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:dear Coochmaster Flex
how have you gotten away with that name for so long
signed Mercenary 10247584 All reporting him does is give him the chance to re-name himself.
The 1st Matari Commando
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Ghosts Chance
New Eden Headhunters
2894
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:48:00 -
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different game bud, eve != dust514
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7529
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:48:00 -
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S'going pretty good Altair. Thank you for asking!
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
2929
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:48:00 -
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Dear Caldari State,
Keep being awesome.
Dust is there! I was real!
Dear diary, Rattati senpai noticed me today~
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
482
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:49:00 -
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Assuming I can wield a EVE chart properly (can't even find my way to a system without having a quest marker) looks like Amarr is kicking butt.
The State will always survive.
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
482
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:51:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:
different game bud, eve != dust514
while amaaar own the systems.... minmatar own the planets :P
Well I guess the Minmatar are stuck with cannibalism again assuming they can get off a rooftop to go into someones house.
The State will always survive.
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brown COWgirl
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:55:00 -
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CoochMaster Flex wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:dear Coochmaster Flex
how have you gotten away with that name for so long
signed Mercenary 10247584 People love my name. Lol and there are way more worse offensive names than mine
l like your name |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7530
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Posted - 2015.02.04 19:58:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 Faction Warfare is one of the only Eve <-> Dust 514 links. Like it or not, the Minmatar are losing the faction war even though their CRs and HMGs are OP as uzis in the bronze age.
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
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Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
15435
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:04:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 while amaaar own the systems.... minmatar own the planets :P Don't burst the bubble, it's fun to watch Amarrians act as if they're accomplishing something in DUST.
The 1st Matari Commando
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Ghosts Chance
New Eden Headhunters
2896
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:08:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 Faction Warfare is one of the only Eve <-> Dust 514 links. Like it or not, the Minmatar are losing the faction war even though their CRs and HMGs are OP as uzis in the bronze age.
amaar own space (becuase dust mercs cant claim systems :P) but minmatar own the majority of the planets....
thats right you have minmatar squatters on all your precious amaar worlds and you cant get rid of us :P i call that a win
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7533
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:17:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:Amarr own space (because dust mercs cant claim systems :P) but Minmatar own the majority of the planets. That's right you have Minmatar squatters on all your precious Amarr worlds and you cant get rid of us :P I call that a win Any victory made in Dust 514 is a hollow victory We're dealing with incomplete weapon systems (see: no Amarr heavy weapons) and tanking modules (see: no armor resistance plating), where lag can give races with above average walk/strafe speeds huge advantages (see: MinAssault).
If you have won anything, it's due to CCP's inability to fully equip the race you are fighting, not because of any "skill" you might have.
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
21
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:17:00 -
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so to put this in perspective if the amaar own the cookie factory. the minmatar own the cookie .
sweet be right back now I want cookie
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7535
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:20:00 -
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altair Dovahkiin wrote:so to put this in perspective if the amaar own the cookie factory. the minmatar own the cookie. No no, all the Minmatar own belong to the Amarr. They are our people, after all. We still have the receipt.
"You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
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Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
175
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:24:00 -
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Heh.
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
175
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:25:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 while amaaar own the systems.... minmatar own the planets :P
Sounds exactly like a parasitic relationship.
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
21
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:26:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:altair Dovahkiin wrote:so to put this in perspective if the amaar own the cookie factory. the minmatar own the cookie. No no, all the Minmatar own belong to the Amarr. They are our people, after all. We still have the receipt.
I have no comeback for that
feeling hurt
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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Anatha Amelana
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:27:00 -
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Humble Seeker wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 while amaaar own the systems.... minmatar own the planets :P Sounds exactly like a parasitic relationship. So the Minmatar have to pay property taxes while the Amarr control the toll roads.
I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise.
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pumping up
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
140
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:27:00 -
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You missed the forum..... cosp.... roleplay is this way
Help me gain the C-II Dropsuit
Pilot & Saboteur
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16989
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:32:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Ghosts Chance wrote:different game bud, eve != dust514 while amaaar own the systems.... minmatar own the planets :P Don't burst the bubble, it's fun to watch Amarrians act as if they're accomplishing something in DUST.
It's not like achieving something in Dust is meaningful. Dust is about winning quantity of battles rather than specifically important ones while district ownership illustrates the nature of districts that are being won and lost on random planets in random systems in random regions on 20 minute cycles.
That's not to say the Minmatar aren't winning. They clearly are winning the bulk of battles...... but none of the battles themselves having meaning.
It's not like for example.
I know you and you FW buddies have X assets in Tzvi or Lamaa and alongside EVE pilots you are all pushing down through Amarrian space planet to planet, system to system making significant and meaningful gains. Amarr responds by hunkering down on two planets in Arzad and alonside EVE pilots puts up a defence of the system and well all have a massive series of battles as EVE pilots plex the system and we try to win control of it for our side.
We're all too busy thinking of FW as completely sperate entities. Minmatar don't want to talk about EVE side because they we're thrashed both when they put up fights and after they gave up and neither do the Amarr want to talk about Dust because we simply can't keep up.
I'd probably care more about the Dust side achievements if they were actually achievements. We might get the odd game where Q-Syncs from both factions go up against one another but more often than not its one group of organised players shitting on disorganised players in a series of skirmish matches with no specific context, or tangible end game result we can see and understand.
Pardon me if I think conflicts in EVE with their locality, comparatively greater significance, and agency are more worth my time.
"This is the Usumgal boy, the exalted dragon, wreathed in the fires of heaven. He is a true symbol of God's majesty."
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Ghosts Chance
New Eden Headhunters
2897
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:38:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:
It's not like achieving something in Dust is meaningful. Dust is about winning quantity of battles rather than specifically important ones while district ownership illustrates the nature of districts that are being won and lost on random planets in random systems in random regions on 20 minute cycles.
That's not to say the Minmatar aren't winning. They clearly are winning the bulk of battles...... but none of the battles themselves having meaning.
It's not like for example.
I know you and you FW buddies have X assets in Tzvi or Lamaa and alongside EVE pilots you are all pushing down through Amarrian space planet to planet, system to system making significant and meaningful gains. Amarr responds by hunkering down on two planets in Arzad and alonside EVE pilots puts up a defence of the system and well all have a massive series of battles as EVE pilots plex the system and we try to win control of it for our side.
We're all too busy thinking of FW as completely sperate entities. Minmatar don't want to talk about EVE side because they we're thrashed both when they put up fights and after they gave up and neither do the Amarr want to talk about Dust because we simply can't keep up.
I'd probably care more about the Dust side achievements if they were actually achievements. We might get the odd game where Q-Syncs from both factions go up against one another but more often than not its one group of organised players shitting on disorganised players in a series of skirmish matches with no specific context, or tangible end game result we can see and understand.
Pardon me if I think conflicts in EVE with their locality, comparatively greater significance, and agency are more worth my time.
the problem is that this isnt eve....
nothing in eve effects us dust players, and by the looks of things nothing in dust effects those eve players (since us owning majority of the planets doesnt seem to do a whole lot in reguards to sov)
soooo two different worlds brought together by some ******* in the sky occasionally raining down warbarge strikes on a timer for LP
EvE is great and all (i played exploration and some FW myself) but the two games really arnt actually conneccted in any way other than fluff and the occasional orbital.
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Pvt Numnutz
Prophets of the Velocirapture
2053
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:46:00 -
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Name a single minmatar weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another. As far as suits look at the min assault right now, nuff said.
Master Skyshark rider
Kaalaka dakka tamer
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2940
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:49:00 -
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I still haven't seen any refutation of my accusation that the minmatar are unbathed illiterates. Of course, I know why.
KDR matchmaking would patch all the patches into pure patchitudity.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16989
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:50:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote:True Adamance wrote:
It's not like achieving something in Dust is meaningful. Dust is about winning quantity of battles rather than specifically important ones while district ownership illustrates the nature of districts that are being won and lost on random planets in random systems in random regions on 20 minute cycles.
That's not to say the Minmatar aren't winning. They clearly are winning the bulk of battles...... but none of the battles themselves having meaning.
It's not like for example.
I know you and you FW buddies have X assets in Tzvi or Lamaa and alongside EVE pilots you are all pushing down through Amarrian space planet to planet, system to system making significant and meaningful gains. Amarr responds by hunkering down on two planets in Arzad and alonside EVE pilots puts up a defence of the system and well all have a massive series of battles as EVE pilots plex the system and we try to win control of it for our side.
We're all too busy thinking of FW as completely sperate entities. Minmatar don't want to talk about EVE side because they we're thrashed both when they put up fights and after they gave up and neither do the Amarr want to talk about Dust because we simply can't keep up.
I'd probably care more about the Dust side achievements if they were actually achievements. We might get the odd game where Q-Syncs from both factions go up against one another but more often than not its one group of organised players shitting on disorganised players in a series of skirmish matches with no specific context, or tangible end game result we can see and understand.
Pardon me if I think conflicts in EVE with their locality, comparatively greater significance, and agency are more worth my time.
the problem is that this isnt eve.... nothing in eve effects us dust players, and by the looks of things nothing in dust effects those eve players (since us owning majority of the planets doesnt seem to do a whole lot in reguards to sov) soooo two different worlds brought together by some ******* in the sky occasionally raining down warbarge strikes on a timer for LP EvE is great and all (i played exploration and some FW myself) but the two games really arnt actually conneccted in any way other than fluff and the occasional orbital.
Indeed and its a shame. Dust's FW is no longer as regularly competitive as it used to be. At least from what I remember when I played it. We never aligned with your syncs and I never saw full corp squads on the other team like we did back before LP and that bullshit.
Nor does it have agency or context which would make the matches anything more than pub skirmishes with the occasional non WP OB.
"This is the Usumgal boy, the exalted dragon, wreathed in the fires of heaven. He is a true symbol of God's majesty."
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
21
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:50:00 -
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Pvt Numnutz wrote:Name a single minmatar weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another. As far as suits look at the min assault right now, nuff said.
I think you mean name a single weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
482
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:56:00 -
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altair Dovahkiin wrote:Pvt Numnutz wrote:Name a single minmatar weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another. As far as suits look at the min assault right now, nuff said. I think you mean name a single weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another Magsec and Basic Assault Rifle.
The State will always survive.
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
21
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:58:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:I still haven't seen any refutation of my accusation that the minmatar are unbathed illiterates. Of course, I know why.
nott our fauallt ThE amaRR wood nott let us go to school
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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altair Dovahkiin
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.02.04 21:00:00 -
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Bahirae Serugiusu wrote:altair Dovahkiin wrote:Pvt Numnutz wrote:Name a single minmatar weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another. As far as suits look at the min assault right now, nuff said. I think you mean name a single weapon that hasn't been OP at one point or another Magsec and Basic Assault Rifle.
just give it some time they will be OP one day
Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared.
It means you go anyway
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16990
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Posted - 2015.02.04 21:05:00 -
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altair Dovahkiin wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:I still haven't seen any refutation of my accusation that the minmatar are unbathed illiterates. Of course, I know why. nott our fauallt ThE amaRR wood nott let us go to school
We build you freaking schools in the Mandate!
"This is the Usumgal boy, the exalted dragon, wreathed in the fires of heaven. He is a true symbol of God's majesty."
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Leovarian L Lavitz
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
1377
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Posted - 2015.02.04 21:06:00 -
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Essentially, the amarr controls the seas(space), but the minmatar control the continents(planets). Because spaceships can't normally enter the rivers (atmosphere) of those worlds without 'sploding, that means that the amarr are stuck at sea and must continually send landing forces to try to wrench the grip from the firmly entrenched minmatar from the planets.
Logistics isn't an issue for the land forces - they draw on the materials of the whole damn district.
Omni-Soldier
Few are my equal in these specialties, none compare in all of them
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Raiden246
State of Purgatory General Tso's Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.02.04 21:08:00 -
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Dear Amarr,
You shouldn't have more stamina than us; you're fat, slow, lazy, religiously indoctrinated imperialists who lean on slave labor for everything.
Sincerely,
Gallente Federation
(P.S. Caldari, they were thinking of enslaving you too, but they got scared that you may be capable of fighting back.) |
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