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Bright Steel
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Posted - 2015.02.04 15:00:00 -
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The new player experiencing their first stomp (hello red, wonder if he'll be my friend )
And the vets new alt experiencing a stomp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MsK6aRuSBIc (brought to you by The Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxey)
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Bright Steel
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Posted - 2015.02.04 15:57:00 -
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For those that don't want to watch the video it goes like this...
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
Ah GǪ ! WhatGÇÖs happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? WhatGÇÖs my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now GǪ oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? ItGÇÖs a sort of GǪ yawning, tingling sensation in my GǪ my GǪ well I suppose IGÇÖd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so letGÇÖs call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, itGÇÖs getting quite strong. And hey, whatGÇÖs about this whistling roaring sound going past what IGÇÖm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that GǪ wind! Is that a good name? ItGÇÖll do GǪ perhaps I can find a better name for it later when IGÇÖve found out what itGÇÖs for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! WhatGÇÖs this thing? This GǪ letGÇÖs call it a tail GÇô yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good canGÇÖt I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! DoesnGÇÖt seem to achieve very much but IGÇÖll probably find out what itGÇÖs for later on. Now GÇô have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, IGÇÖm quite dizzy with anticipation GǪ
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now isnGÇÖt it?
And wow! Hey! WhatGÇÖs this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like GǪ ow GǪ ound GǪ round GǪ ground! ThatGÇÖs it! ThatGÇÖs a good name GÇô ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
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Vasten Aurris
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.02.04 16:03:00 -
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I'm with the bowl of petunias by now. |
Bright Steel
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Posted - 2015.02.04 17:08:00 -
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Vasten Aurris wrote:I'm with the bowl of petunias by now.
Many people have speculated that if we (CCP) knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we (THEY) would know a lot more about the nature of the universe (NPE) than we(THEY) do now.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.02.04 20:29:00 -
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Bump cause this is funny
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