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Dreis Shadowweaver
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.31 22:29:00 -
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So yesterday I was playing Dom on Highlands. A swift redline led to me hanging around the edge of the map, where I spied a lone forger. I licked my knives.
A thought popped into my head. I crept up to the forger and charged my knives. Then, I circled round to the front of him. The forger simply backpedled; he had no sidearm! I decided to toy with him.
What proceeded was a 1-2 minute melee duel. Many blows were exchanged, but I was hit only once. My superior regen was no match for him. Finally, Goliath fell. And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped.
Moral of the story: forgers shouldn't skimp on a sidearm.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
You got gud - DAAAA BEAST
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
577
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Posted - 2015.01.31 22:40:00 -
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Worldstar!!!
kk
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Dreis Shadowweaver
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
1865
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Posted - 2015.01.31 22:44:00 -
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Just to clarify, it was not my team that was redlined
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
You got gud - DAAAA BEAST
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SagaB
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2015.01.31 23:05:00 -
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What kind of forger runs without a sidearm? |
Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
612
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Posted - 2015.01.31 23:06:00 -
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Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:So yesterday I was playing Dom on Highlands. A swift redline led to me hanging around the edge of the map, where I spied a lone forger. I licked my knives. A thought popped into my head. I crept up to the forger and charged my knives. Then, I circled round to the front of him. The forger simply backpedled; he had no sidearm! I decided to toy with him. What proceeded was a 1-2 minute melee duel. Many blows were exchanged, but I was hit only once. My superior regen was no match for him. Finally, Goliath fell. And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped. Moral of the story: forgers shouldn't skimp on a sidearm. and THAT is why I always trust in my toxin
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Reign Omega
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
1176
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Posted - 2015.01.31 23:53:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Worldstar!!!
Breh. Ded.
Mark a$$ tricks, and bags of dicks....
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
1829
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Posted - 2015.02.01 00:28:00 -
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SagaB wrote:What kind of forger runs without a sidearm? Maybe he meant forager
Crush them
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
1075
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Posted - 2015.02.01 01:29:00 -
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Dreis Shadowweaver wrote: And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped.
Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:Just to clarify, it was not my team that was redlined
Moral of the story, only morons teabag anymore.
I find it funny that people like Dreis here boast about how they beat up and taunt people who obviously didn't have a chance in battle. It kind of shows how very weak Dreis must be if the only things he has to "validate" his own existence is boasting about such events.
It's kind of like boasting about kicking an inanimate object... "I kicked a board the other day, and boasted about it, that must make me macho. That pillow next to the board never saw it coming! Kauze I'm so Koole!"
It just makes you look dumb, and your efforts look like wasted time in the end.
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Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
469
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Posted - 2015.02.01 01:45:00 -
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Cyzad4 wrote:Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:So yesterday I was playing Dom on Highlands. A swift redline led to me hanging around the edge of the map, where I spied a lone forger. I licked my knives. A thought popped into my head. I crept up to the forger and charged my knives. Then, I circled round to the front of him. The forger simply backpedled; he had no sidearm! I decided to toy with him. What proceeded was a 1-2 minute melee duel. Many blows were exchanged, but I was hit only once. My superior regen was no match for him. Finally, Goliath fell. And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped. Moral of the story: forgers shouldn't skimp on a sidearm. and THAT is why I always trust in my toxin The toxin! the most reliable sidearm. I was facing a full hp advanced amarr assault with it on my laser suit with 200 armour left and with two cliffs i took him down!
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Dreis Shadowweaver
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
1877
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Posted - 2015.02.01 06:49:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:Dreis Shadowweaver wrote: And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped. Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:Just to clarify, it was not my team that was redlined Moral of the story, only morons teabag anymore. I find it funny that people like Dreis here boast about how they beat up and taunt people who obviously didn't have a chance in battle. It kind of shows how very weak Dreis must be if the only things he has to "validate" his own existence is boasting about such events. It's kind of like boasting about kicking an inanimate object... "I kicked a board the other day, and boasted about it, that must make me macho. That pillow next to the board never saw it coming! Kauze I'm so Koole!" It just makes you look dumb, and your efforts look like wasted time in the end. What are you talking about? Where is this coming from?
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
You got gud - DAAAA BEAST
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y General Tso's Alliance
393
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Posted - 2015.02.01 06:51:00 -
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You'd have looked awfully funny if he pulled nova knives on ya and landed a hit >.>
But yeah, no self respecting forgegunner leaves out without a side arm, got what he had coming D;
G.L.O.R.Y Soldier,
I'm that Amarr heavy you warn your team about <3
-Heavy/Logi/Assault/Scout-
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Dreis Shadowweaver
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
1877
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Posted - 2015.02.01 06:56:00 -
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Mortishai Belmont wrote:You'd have looked awfully funny if he pulled nova knives on ya and landed a hit >.>
But yeah, no self respecting forgegunner leaves out without a side arm, got what he had coming D; Funny you say that, because earlier today I was knifed by a Min Assault who had the most OP strafe I'd ever...
Oh wait.
That was you.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
You got gud - DAAAA BEAST
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Vordred Knight
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K General Tso's Alliance
685
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Posted - 2015.02.01 06:56:00 -
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Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:Dreis Shadowweaver wrote: And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped. Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:Just to clarify, it was not my team that was redlined Moral of the story, only morons teabag anymore. I find it funny that people like Dreis here boast about how they beat up and taunt people who obviously didn't have a chance in battle. It kind of shows how very weak Dreis must be if the only things he has to "validate" his own existence is boasting about such events. It's kind of like boasting about kicking an inanimate object... "I kicked a board the other day, and boasted about it, that must make me macho. That pillow next to the board never saw it coming! Kauze I'm so Koole!" It just makes you look dumb, and your efforts look like wasted time in the end. What are you talking about? Where is this coming from? Don't listen to the butthurt just remember to praise the R.O.C.K
Hello, world!
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y General Tso's Alliance
393
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Posted - 2015.02.01 06:58:00 -
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Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:Mortishai Belmont wrote:You'd have looked awfully funny if he pulled nova knives on ya and landed a hit >.>
But yeah, no self respecting forgegunner leaves out without a side arm, got what he had coming D; Funny you say that, because earlier today I was knifed by a Min Assault who had the most OP strafe I'd ever... Oh wait. That was you.
Mwahaha, no idea what you could be talking about ~(._.~)
G.L.O.R.Y Soldier,
I'm that Amarr heavy you warn your team about <3
-Heavy/Logi/Assault/Scout-
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duster 35000
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
163
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Posted - 2015.02.01 07:00:00 -
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Dreis Shadowweaver wrote:So yesterday I was playing Dom on Highlands. A swift redline led to me hanging around the edge of the map, where I spied a lone forger. I licked my knives. A thought popped into my head. I crept up to the forger and charged my knives. Then, I circled round to the front of him. The forger simply backpedled; he had no sidearm! I decided to toy with him. What proceeded was a 1-2 minute melee duel. Many blows were exchanged, but I was hit only once. My superior regen was no match for him. Finally, Goliath fell. And I dipped. And dipped. And dipped. Moral of the story: forgers shouldn't skimp on a sidearm. Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip.
Choo Choo
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
4931
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Posted - 2015.02.01 07:26:00 -
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Were any potato chips involved in this incident? |
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