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Posted - 2015.01.29 07:23:00 -
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Big D has returned to the ship where GHL is. Devin is soon going to be executed in the Gallente city. Thunder, Harry, Skel, Wofi, and Orion are at the communications facility.
Orion: Well, what are we going to do now?
Thunder: We save Devin.
Wolfi: I suppose that's all there is to do. We still have no idea where the REs are.
Harry: You mean the ones that were in my ass?
Thunder: Yes, you ****ing flamer.
Harry: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Skel: Let's get going, fgts.
They start heading back to the Gallente city.
Wolfi: How did we wind up here, guys?
Orion: Well, I was just very recently deployed here in a po--
Thunder: That's not what he meant.
Orion: Oh. I do apologize, then.
Harry: So, what you are asking is how did we all end up liking men?
Wolfi: Nope. What I meant was how did the five of us end up trying to save Devin from being executed while still not having the REs?
Thunder: I don't know about you guys, but I blame Harry.
Wolfi: Sounds about right.
They arrive at the Gallente city.
Orion: So, what is the plan for rescuing Devin from being executed?
Wolfi: I think we need to split up.
Skel: You got it, fgt. Bye.
Skel leaves the group once again.
Wolfi: That's not what I had in mind, but whatever. I believe the execution will take place somewhere in the same building we were taken to. So, Thunder and Harry will cause a distraction while Orion and I rescue Devin.
Thunder: Are you shitting me? I have to go this dumbass again?
Wolfi: Yes.
Thunder: Fine. This is going to be one hell of a distraction, then.
Harry: Yeah, my enormous, throbbing...organ is pretty distracting.
Thunder: Just encase you didn't understand what I just said, I the distraction will probably involve me killing your ****** ass.
Harry: Stop staring at my ass. My...organ is on the other side of my body.
Orion: I think you have said no more than five things that were not homosexual in the time I have known you, Harry. Of those statements, I believe every single one of them were extremely stupid. Why is this?
Thunder: Because he's a gay ******. Isn't it obvious?
Harry: You know you like it.
Wolfi: Just get going.
The group splits up. Wolfi and Orion circle around towards the back of the building. Thunder and Harry walk right up to it.
Thunder: Follow my lead, you filthy ******.
Harry: Sounds good. I'm use to following other guys' leads. By that, I mean being on the bottom.
Thunder: Didn't you say you were always on top once?
Harry: Maybe. Maybe not. I can't remember all the gay **** I say, dude.
Thunder: Just play along. Help. Help! He's gaping me.
Harry: What? No, I'm not.
Thunder: Play along!
Harry: Oh, sorry. Get gaped, kid! You like that, child? I bet you do!
Harry tries to actually gape Thunder.
Thunder: what are you doing?!
Harry: Playing along. You told me to, big boy.
Thunder: I didn't tell you to actually gape me, though.
Harry: But, you were clearly asking for it.
Thunder: How?
Harry: Just look at what you're wearing. Any officer of the law would agree. Clearly asking for it.
Thunder: I'm wearing a dropsuit designed for combat. How is wearing this asking for it?
Harry: It just is. Also, I could tell you wanted it by the quivering of your lip.
Thunder: How can you be so ****ing gay?
Harry: I--
Thunder: Don't answer that.
Harry: Okay. I wasn't going to tell you my secrets anyway.
Thunder: Just shut up! Where are the guards. They must have noticed us by now. What's going o--
They hear guns fire inside the building.
Harry: Should we check it out? It might have just been some medium-powered electric dildos.
Thunder: I really don't want to know what you think a high-powered dildo sounds like. And, yes, we should check it out.
They enter the building and see a very large number of guards in addition to Kirk and Arkena all pointing their guns at Wolfi and Orion. A few of the guards turn and point their guns at Thunder and Harry. There are a few guards laying on the floor dead.
Kirk: Okay, this is what happened. While you two were outside hollering your friends here came in here and killed some of my men. These were good men. They had families. Now, they are gone.
Arkena: Now, here's what's going to happen. First, we are going to kill the two that just killed our men. Next, we are going to kill you two. Finally, we will kill your friend Devin. Here we go.
Kirk and Arkena both draw their pistols and point them at Wolfi and Orion.
Orion: Wait. Surely, we can work this issue out.
Wolfi: Yeah, you don't have to do this. Just hear us out.
Arkena: It's too late for that. There are no words to be had.
Kirk: Yes, blood has been spilled. Time is up.
Kirk puts a bullet in Wolfi's head and Arkena does the same to Orion. Thunder runs at them, but is stopped by the guards.
Kirk: Now, it's your turn.
Harry: Wait. Can I have sex with those corpses first?
Arkena: Absolutely not. You--
An explosion goes off, killing Arkena and most of the guards. The rest of the guards, Kirk, and Thunder are injured.
Devin: How did you like that remote explosive, bitches.
Thunder: Watch the friendly fire, next time.
Devin: I probably should, but I never do.
Devin starts going around putting a shotgun round in all of the guards' heads.
Thunder: We need to get out of here. Someone is bound to show up.
Devin: Just a minute. Kirk, look me in the eyes.
Thunder: We have to go.
Devin: Hang on. Do it, Kirk.
Kirk: Never.
Devin: Whatever.
Devin pulls the trigger, but his guns is out of shots. A guard that Devin had not yet killed used the opportunity to grab Devin and let Kirk escape. Devin fights off the guard and puts a scrambler pistol round in him. Devin runs after Kirk, but he is nowhere to be seen.
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