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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.13 07:18:00 -
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Lets fight them on the beaches.
We need a map with at least an ocean or body of water so that we can use boats as a vehicles.
Soon as you get on the beach your main choice of weapon will be the coconut launcher and the banana gun or The Tarzan and Jane.
I can see it now as the bakini and speedo users get clocked and go flying from a 90 mph coconut with splash dmg of 5 meters. Lets keep improving on this idea.
The side weapon will be a banana gun that will shot 2-3 bananas into the persons mouth and they die from suffocation cuz they cant press X fast enough to eat all the bananas. Once the banana gun uses up its ammo the peel is used as a slip mine. So if you run over it your toon does the splits. Once again lets keep improving on this idea.
But why stop there...
Next we have the suit called Tarzan and as the name implies, you are a harry savage beast who throws feeces as your opponent and causes an acid like damage by which there is no cure.
Last and final suit is the Jane and this civilised suit throws a scourcing hot cup of tea at you and will damage you severly but not kill you unless you are hit again. Also you can not recover from the tea because Hell has no furry than a woman scorn.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
281
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Posted - 2015.01.13 07:29:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Water would destroy this game lol
You would have to animate splashes, ripples, and track merc movements so that they make sense. Also, adding a drowning animation or something.
If you're going to add water, get it done right. That's why it is not in the game yet. Also, it would probably add to lag seeing as how CCP handles things. I have faith. They really just need smaller maps and smaller teams 5vs5.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
284
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Posted - 2015.01.13 17:24:00 -
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Im gunna need a differnt thread.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
285
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Posted - 2015.01.13 17:31:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union bud, your rapid decline in mental stability is concerning, perhaps its time to walk away from the forums for a week and have a nice break in the real world. Dont worry ill be looking at a blueprint soon welding beams and columns together.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
285
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Posted - 2015.01.13 17:36:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union118 wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union bud, your rapid decline in mental stability is concerning, perhaps its time to walk away from the forums for a week and have a nice break in the real world. Dont worry ill be looking at a blueprint soon welding beams and columns together. vert-ups are a betch, cant imagine doing it on a building superstructure is much more fun Just watch the puddle. And remember the 6 P's PERFECT PRACTICE PREVENT PISSS POOR PERFORMANCE.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
285
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Posted - 2015.01.13 17:37:00 -
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Ku Shala wrote:why use a boat when you can fly? Because maybe I wanna feel like im storming the beaches of Normandy
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.13 17:44:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union118 wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union118 wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Union bud, your rapid decline in mental stability is concerning, perhaps its time to walk away from the forums for a week and have a nice break in the real world. Dont worry ill be looking at a blueprint soon welding beams and columns together. vert-ups are a betch, cant imagine doing it on a building superstructure is much more fun Just watch the puddle. And remember the 6 P's PERFECT PRACTICE PREVENT PISSS POOR PERFORMANCE. Hehehe, oh the six P's. Used to be a foreman at a small factory (30guys) The preferred slogan was: Be less bad. and when we'd end up in 'rush': No sleep till Brooklyn! it was a terrible shop, but damn did we have fun. Im still apprentice but they call me the General Foreman cuz I can read blueprints and tell people what to do.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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