I got you here, dude:

Welcome, everyone, to another edition of DownTheRabbitHole. Today, we have a very special guest, none other than Derrith Erador!!!*applause*

Derrith walks out and takes multiple bows, blowing many kisses. Before Derrith sits down, he hands all the heart stricken ladies his number.

Hello, Derrith, thank you so much for taking time from your busy schedule of laying dropship waste and dropping panties with beats to join us today. Lets get right to it, shall we?

Derrith: No, sweet lady. I'm afraid I'm into foreplay. We've got all night anyway.

You are amongst the most fabled of pilots currently still operating in the surface atmospheres of New Eden. How is the life of Derrith Erador now, having reached such zenith?

Pretty good. Just got out of a battle with the crew at RND where I parked a rail on top of a shotgun wielding Brazilian. Been making it rain explosives and blasting sexy Joe songs on those poor, loveless reds.


Awesome! So good to hear!
Now, there are those who would criticize you and your style as being EZ or otherwise ... undeserving of praise or crediti. Anything you'd like to say directly to your detractors?

*looks seductively into camera* Listen, I know we may have gotten off on the wrong foot, but I think maybe if you come to my place, we can discuss your feelings over champagne and fondu. Care to step in my room?

HaHa Ha, well put!
So, with the sort of battlefield experience you possess, which is worst: el OPERATOR shooting at you with his Plasma Cannon, el OPERATOR shooting at you with his Swarms or el OPERATOR shooting at you with both his Plasma AND his Swarms?

Swarms. Swarms. I hope swarms get molested by multiple pigeons and ditched in a river of herpes with Harry Bawls.

HaHaHa Ha ha... oh my, haha. It sure is!
So, final question: Considering all thats happened both in MoldenHeath and that little universe we call Derrith Erador, where does Derrith Erador go from here? What peaks do you still see to climb, what wind do you still see yourself gliding upon or what sunset do you dream of chasing? Paint us a picture of Derrith Erador's happy ending!

My happy ending is to become a black man, and to sing on top of me to all those lonely ladies that need lovin'.

Ha ha..uh, yeah ok, Ha Ha Ha!!?!!
Well, thats all the time we have left, thank you to Derrith Erador *applause* and our sponsers, the CBM *more applause* CapAcqLLC *more applause* and, as always, weed!! *thunderous, overwhelming applause*

I'm your host, el OPERATOR, from all of us here at DownTheRabbitHole, Thank You and GoodNight!!