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Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6301	Posted - 2015.01.08 00:52:00 - [1] - Quote I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
Golden Day Y.A.M.A.H 635	Posted - 2015.01.08 00:57:00 - [2] - Quote Obviously its one of Cat Merc's minions Shields mmmmm.....
Sergeant Sazu Nanite Systems 341	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:00:00 - [3] - Quote Sounds like quite the catastrophe for her opponents... I'm sorry. I tried to resist. ...No I didn't. I have ZERO REGRETS! [38.4m SP - Next skill: Active Scanner Operation 4] Veteran Assault - Expert Logibro - Aspiring Minja - Scrub Sentinel
Cat Merc Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 14345	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:01:00 - [4] - Quote Sigh... I told her to kill humans, I guess she decided killing humans in DUST is close enough. The lazy bum. Well, at least she has proven that even without opposable thumbs, cats are still better than the average blueberry. Feline overlord of all humans Assault Conglomerate: Because we don't shave
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6303	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:08:00 - [5] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Well, at least she has proven that even without opposable thumbs, cats are still better than the average blueberry. She could be in another room and manage to pull off a higher K/D than a blueberry. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
KING CHECKMATE Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6983	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:12:00 - [6] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (***** sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Seems 100000000000% accurate. Double +1 Playing as : Calscout + Amarr Assault**
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6308	Posted - 2015.01.08 02:59:00 - [7] - Quote Sergeant Sazu wrote: Sounds like quite the catastrophe for her opponents. I'm not mad... I'm disappointed. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Learning Alliance 175	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:38:00 - [8] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (***** sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs 55/0 then 20/1. You cat to be kitten me? No shame here...... Are You ScReWeD uP? Recruit BPO's**
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6314	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:44:00 - [9] - Quote 1913 DfLo wrote: 55/0 then 20/1. You cat to be kitten me. You killed the last sliver of humanity I had left. I am empty. I am a void. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 210	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:50:00 - [10] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Yeah I tried w/my dog once cause he really loved the laser pointer, and the bastard jumped right through my tv!, wtf dog!?!

1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Learning Alliance 175	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:51:00 - [11] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: 1913 DfLo wrote: 55/0 then 20/1. You cat to be kitten me. You killed the last sliver of humanity I had left. I am empty. I am a void. Sounds purrfect to me. Had to do it........ *Are You ScReWeD uP?* *Recruit BPO's*
Forlorn Destrier Incorruptibles 3171	Posted - 2015.01.08 04:02:00 - [12] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Lies. It was a gerbil. And Richard Gere. I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 3418	Posted - 2015.01.08 04:32:00 - [13] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Your posting makes me fully erect "Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
castba Rogue Instincts 685	Posted - 2015.01.08 04:50:00 - [14] - Quote Forlorn Destrier wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Lies. It was a gerbil. And Richard Gere. Would need the brightness turned up to be effective. "When everything is OP, nothing is" - CCP Ratatti
KEROSIINI-TERO The Rainbow Effect 1711	Posted - 2015.01.08 10:30:00 - [15] - Quote Dang you revealed one of my afk farming tricks to feed in non-repetitive inputs to stay active.... Fun fact: according to my interpretation, cat-control is not against EULA as it is not account sharing nor botting! It's a cat! Cat power! Cat's are OP! Pro-choice! For hazardous self-activated inertial dampeners! We want to live on the edge (((of MCC)))
Oswald Banecroft II Muteki Armati Virium 12	Posted - 2015.01.08 13:11:00 - [16] - Quote Why hasn't CCP done anything to nerf cats yet? This is unacceptable!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6334	Posted - 2015.01.08 13:24:00 - [17] - Quote Oswald Banecroft II wrote: Why hasn't CCP done anything to nerf cats yet? This is unacceptable! KEROSIINI-TERO wrote: Cat power! Cat's are OP! CCP has tried to nerf cats, but the cats vetoed the nerf. They could potentially balance HMG sentinels... but opt not to for reasons. Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Your posting makes me fully erect Please see a doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
GLOBAL fils'de RAGE Consolidated Dust 125	Posted - 2015.01.08 13:40:00 - [18] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs after all that killin the picture looks like she is suffering from catatonia.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6336	Posted - 2015.01.08 13:44:00 - [19] - Quote GLOBAL fils'de RAGE wrote: after all that killin the picture looks like she is suffering from catatonia. Your pun caused me physical pain. Also, after a nice game of HMG Sentinel 514, she likes to relax with a nice cup of espresso: http://i.imgur.com/imZDpIV.jpg Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
Henry's Cat Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:02:00 - [20] - Quote Not an RSPCA approved solution. Nerf owners.

Vapor Forseti Nyain Chan General Tso's Alliance 1752	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:08:00 - [21] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: GLOBAL fils'de RAGE wrote: after all that killin the picture looks like she is suffering from catatonia. Your pun caused me physical pain. Also, after a nice game of HMG Sentinel 514, she likes to relax with a nice cup of espresso: http://i.imgur.com/imZDpIV.jpg We need a thread dedicated to pet pics. lol Texted my wife. She said she wants two holo strippers for her room. She also wants a holo penguin butler. -Ripley
SILENT GIANT FATHERS-AND-SONS 246	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:53:00 - [22] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Sigh... I told her to kill humans, I guess she decided killing humans in DUST is close enough. The lazy bum. Well, at least she has proven that even without opposable thumbs, cats are still better than the average blueberry. Hmmmm, my cat has opposable thumbs. Wonder how good he'll do?
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6350	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:55:00 - [23] - Quote SILENT GIANT wrote: Hmmmm, my cat has opposable thumbs. Wonder how good he'll do? Put him in an HMG sentinel. He probably won't be able to be struck down without multiple warbarge strikes being involved. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
al nize mk2 No Skillz inc. 237	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:56:00 - [24] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Amazing. Does she know how to paws the game? GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6350	Posted - 2015.01.08 15:57:00 - [25] - Quote al nize mk2 wrote: Amazing. Does she know how to paws the game? ... oh for f***s sake... Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
al nize mk2 No Skillz inc. 239	Posted - 2015.01.08 16:45:00 - [26] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: al nize mk2 wrote: Amazing. Does she know how to paws the game? ... oh for f***s sake... I know I'm sorry. I was Meowt of order there... GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
Bri Bub Eternal Beings 116	Posted - 2015.01.08 17:59:00 - [27] - Quote Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: I tape the PSMove controller to my cat's head. Then I boot up DUST 514 and make circles in front of the TV with a laser pointer. I always join a match in a militia HMG fitting when I do this. She goes 55/0, solo. I switch her to a MinAssault + CR then she falls asleep... And goes 20/1 (******* sentinel got her) http://imgur.com/eqEWxGs Your posting makes me fully erect Wear looser undergarments... Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 1274	Posted - 2015.01.08 19:00:00 - [28] - Quote al nize mk2 wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: al nize mk2 wrote: Amazing. Does she know how to paws the game? ... oh for f***s sake... I know I'm sorry. I was Meowt of order there... You have cat to be kitten me right meow! Why are all of you so intellectually inept?
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1694	Posted - 2015.01.08 19:04:00 - [29] - Quote I thought I'd do something similar and stuck the PS Move controller up my cats butt. It died. Rest in peace Racist Bassist. Go Here and vote! 1 like is 1 vote!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6386	Posted - 2015.01.08 19:06:00 - [30] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: Rest in peace Racist Bassist. Did he die with Bummer Drummer? Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley



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