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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 06:57:00 -
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I have much isk.  I will fund your proto stomps and pay for your suits and vehicles if you play with me.
*Mic required.
I am not a creep. I just love women and I am going to be leaving this game soon. I don't really have many friends on this game to give my isk too so I rather blow all my isk on women before I go.
Any ladies interested?
NO GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS!
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 07:04:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:I have much isk. I will fund your proto stomps and pay for your suits and vehicles if you play with me. *Mic required. I am not a creep. I just love women and I am going to be leaving this game soon. I don't really have many friends on this game to give my isk too so I rather blow all my isk on women before I go. Any ladies interested? NO GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS! Hey I love women too! Can I have some isk?
No. unless you are a lesbian. I will pay extra for lesbians. I have a few questions I want to ask a lesbian.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 07:16:00 -
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Pocket Rocket Girl wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:I have much isk. I will fund your proto stomps and pay for your suits and vehicles if you play with me. *Mic required. I am not a creep. I just love women and I am going to be leaving this game soon. I don't really have many friends on this game to give my isk too so I rather blow all my isk on women before I go. Any ladies interested? NO GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS! Gets **** whistle, amber alert app, and Chris Hansen on speed dial. lol
Lol good idea. I will do all these things to protect myself from you women.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 07:25:00 -
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Mossellia Delt wrote:How much ISK... can my gf be on mic while I play?
I will pay whatever your suit costs and for every proto suit you lose. + 500k per game.
and yes she can be on mic while you play.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 07:39:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:
I am not a creep!
>.> Major 0nslaught wrote:
No. unless you are a lesbian. I will pay extra for lesbians. I have a few questions I want to ask a lesbian.
You don't even know what I want to ask. It is nothing bad.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:02:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:I just like how he sounds like a Saudi prince or Russian royalty... "I have much isk." hehehe
How do you know I am not actually a prince? 
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:11:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:7th Son 7 wrote:I just like how he sounds like a Saudi prince or Russian royalty... "I have much isk." hehehe How do you know I am not actually a prince? Cause you would already have the women
lolol good point but at least I can feel like one for one day with meh isk.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Major 0nslaught
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:13:00 -
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Union118 wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:I have much isk. I will fund your proto stomps and pay for your suits and vehicles if you play with me. *Mic required. I am not a creep. I just love women and I am going to be leaving this game soon. I don't really have many friends on this game to give my isk too so I rather blow all my isk on women before I go. Any ladies interested? NO GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS! We got some pedofile up in here. How to handle this? String em up by his nuts from the tallest tree we can find or get the double barrel?
I am going to change the op to 18+....
Even though I don't really plan on discussing anything 18+ through comms....
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:20:00 -
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Jathniel wrote:All of you are lucky to find yourselves witnessing such greatness asking for the presence of Dust females. This is the OP. His name is Lavish. He's got money to spend. He is royalty.
lulz. +1 for having a sense of humor.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:22:00 -
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Pocket Rocket Girl wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:7th Son 7 wrote:I just like how he sounds like a Saudi prince or Russian royalty... "I have much isk." hehehe How do you know I am not actually a prince? Are you a Nigerian prince, with a need for an American female back account number to depot millions so that the government wont try to take it from you ? LOL
Yes, yes I am.
I just need all your bank details to complete the transfer.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:24:00 -
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Major 0nslaught wrote:Union118 wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:I have much isk. I will fund your proto stomps and pay for your suits and vehicles if you play with me. *Mic required. I am not a creep. I just love women and I am going to be leaving this game soon. I don't really have many friends on this game to give my isk too so I rather blow all my isk on women before I go. Any ladies interested? NO GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS! We got some pedofile up in here. How to handle this? String em up by his nuts from the tallest tree we can find or get the double barrel? I am going to change the op to 18+.... Even though I don't really plan on discussing anything 18+ through comms....
tbh I was just going to ask for relationship advice from a females perspective.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Posted - 2015.01.05 08:45:00 -
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Eros Adonai wrote:The balls on this guy haha...He pictures himself with his own elite, female fighting squad, like some kinda dictator or something...I suspect that it would take more than 'much isk' to get females to hang with you on Dust...Paying for female company too though? With isk? Hahahahahahahaha  
Lol I have met plenty of gold digger IRL, so why not here? hahaha
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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Posted - 2015.01.05 09:03:00 -
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Eros Adonai wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:Eros Adonai wrote:The balls on this guy haha...He pictures himself with his own elite, female fighting squad, like some kinda dictator or something...I suspect that it would take more than 'much isk' to get females to hang with you on Dust...Paying for female company too though? With isk? Hahahahahahahaha Lol I have met plenty of gold digger IRL, so why not here? hahaha For one...Dust is a major sausage fest...Two, I have to agree with some replies that it sounds kinda creepy...it also smacks of desperation that repels females....Wait...are you just trolling? 
A little of both.
1. I am quitting.
2. Yea I did expect to get trolled. I was expecting stuff like "Your desperate, you must be ugly, fat, ect." Not all that pedophile stuff.... but that saudi prince stuff was hilarious.
3. Dust IS a major sausage fest. LOL So why not go out with a bang? I can be like that rich guy at a club who pays for everyones drinks and be a bad ass for one day with my elite squad of female killers and logis.
4. This is kind of a troll, I was expecting much LOLz in this post but I am also serious about spending all my isk.
Life is like a box of Proto Locust grenades. You never know what random red berry you're gonna get.
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