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bloodbath mcgee
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.01.03 08:54:00 -
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Mark was the stuff of dreams. Kind, caring, attentive. Enough to make all of my friends jealous. But today something horrible happened, something that I wouldnGÇÖt wish on even my worst enemy. I found out something about Mark that will forever change my opinion about him, and my ability to trust men has been forever shattered.
Shortly after dinner, my best friend Jessica called me and told me she had some information to share with me about Mark. I begged her to just tell me over the phone, but she insisted that it had to be in person. So we met up an hour later at the Jitterbug Cafe, our favorite java-spot to sip cappuccino and check out acoustic guitar music on a Friday Night. However, tonight the sound of acoustic guitar music would be replaced with the sound of tears, sniffling, tissues being removed from tissue packets and other sounds that indicate that something sad is happening.
It was there at the cafe that Jessica told me the bad news: Mark is actually just a couple of old hot dogs inside of a very tiny, mohair sweater.
At first I couldnGÇÖt believe the words she was saying as they were coming out of her mouth. IGÇÖd heard of this happening to other girls, but I never thought it would happen to me. But the more I thought about it, the clues all started to add up; his occasional odor of old hot dogs, his refusal to ever speak and his inability to walk across the room on his own accord.
I asked Jessica to explain to me how she found out the truth about Mark. She told me that she started to piece it all together when she observed a text message conversation between Mark and I. She noticed that Mark wasnGÇÖt responding to anything I was saying to him. And thatGÇÖs because heGÇÖs a couple of old hot dogs, and hot dogs canGÇÖt text.
And even though Mark was the star point guard in our schools basketball team, nobody could ever recall Mark actually participating in any of the games. Instead he would always just sit on the sidelines; typical behavior for a person that is not really a person but really just a couple of generic hot dogs inside of a mini sweater.
But perhaps the most revealing moment was last week at NolanGÇÖs bonfire, when Mark was actually mistaken for a pack of hot dogs. We all laughed it off. GÇ£How hilarious! Rachel just thought Mark was a pack of hot dogs! Maybe take it easy on the buzz juice, Rachel!GÇ¥ And although Rachel does seem to have a problem with alcohol consumption, this was the night that Jessica finally realized the truth about Mark.
This is a reality facing young girls everywhere today: somewhere out there, someone is knitting tiny, little mohair sweaters, filling them with stinky, old hot dogs and then putting them into circulation as real people. Often they go ignored; faceless in an endless sea of people. You may have sat across from one on a crowded bus without even noticing. But other times theyGÇÖre courted by young, vulnerable girls whose only mistake is that theyGÇÖre looking for love in a world that is so, so cold.
I really thought I was going to marry Mark, that he was going to be the one. My friends got along with him, my family approved. I never thought he would do this to me: reveal that he was actually just a couple of old frankfurters nestled within a sweater fit for a newborn. But I suppose if thereGÇÖs one thing that IGÇÖve learned from this whole ordeal, itGÇÖs that not everybody turns out to be the person you think they are. |
gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
675
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Posted - 2015.01.03 09:25:00 -
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Meh. 3/10
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We need a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank
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Silver Strike44
358
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Posted - 2015.01.03 10:31:00 -
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I enjoyed it.
Check out my latest story.
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
719
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Posted - 2015.01.03 21:33:00 -
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WTF did I just read?
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Max Tankitus
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
37
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Posted - 2015.01.03 21:57:00 -
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Outstanding! would read again. FRANKS AND BEANS FOR THE WIN! |
Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
568
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Posted - 2015.01.03 22:01:00 -
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Another player trying to be Hynox. 
Molon Labe CEO
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Immortal John Ripper
27095
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Posted - 2015.01.03 22:08:00 -
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this story reminds me of someone i met on this game....
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Kolibri.
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General John Ripper
27101
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Posted - 2015.01.03 22:08:00 -
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this story reminds me of someone i met on this game....
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Kolibri.
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Heimdallr69
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
4134
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Posted - 2015.01.03 22:57:00 -
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So did you get some ass? Or did you lose to the hotdogs?
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DEATHlives3
Titans of Phoenix
0
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Posted - 2015.01.03 23:03:00 -
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i wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this...now im hungry for a hotdog.
I'm am free,their are no chains on me
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:05:00 -
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I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word.
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
719
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:10:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word.
Doesn't that put you in the negatives?
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:18:00 -
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Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word. Doesn't that put you in the negatives?
Hahahahahaha no
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
721
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:19:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word. Doesn't that put you in the negatives? Hahahahahaha no
I couldn't help myself, the opportunity was there 
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:21:00 -
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Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word. Doesn't that put you in the negatives? Hahahahahaha no I couldn't help myself, the opportunity was there
That's what I say when I see a ToP tanker :P
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
721
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:23:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I.Q has been lowered by 25 for reading this...garbage for lack of a better word. Doesn't that put you in the negatives? Hahahahahaha no I couldn't help myself, the opportunity was there That's what I say when I see a ToP tanker :P
I'l bet you every penny of ISK you have that my tanker Lafayette Adair would put that smackdown on.
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:29:00 -
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I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time.
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
721
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:46:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time.
Willing to put substantial ISK on the line?
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 02:48:00 -
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Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time. Willing to put substantial ISK on the line?
I only got 10 mil left :P...sure
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3269
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Posted - 2015.01.04 03:24:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time. Willing to put substantial ISK on the line? I only got 10 mil left :P...sure
NERD FIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 03:32:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time. Willing to put substantial ISK on the line? I only got 10 mil left :P...sure NERD FIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever derrith
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Her Chosen
Grade No.2
199
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Posted - 2015.01.04 04:00:00 -
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That sucked
STRONG BOX ROLE CALL
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
721
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Posted - 2015.01.04 04:35:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time. Willing to put substantial ISK on the line? I only got 10 mil left :P...sure NERD FIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever derrith
I'l send you a message some time when I have Laf on. I think would actually be lots of fun, I've been trying to get ppl to put down some ISK vs Laf for a long time.
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DEATHlives3
Titans of Phoenix
0
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Posted - 2015.01.04 04:55:00 -
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Anyone wanna challenge my scout :-)
I'm am free,their are no chains on me
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bloodbath mcgee
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2015.01.04 04:55:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:this story reminds me of someone i met on this game....
Yes. I am B1ack ice, and you are Mark.
Thanks for the collection of tiny mohair sweaters, and the pubes in my salad. Jerk. |
Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 05:44:00 -
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DEATHlives3 wrote:Anyone wanna challenge my scout :-)
No
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 05:46:00 -
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Is there a chat I could join poncho?
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
724
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Posted - 2015.01.04 06:35:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Is there a chat I could join poncho?
You could join our pub, but TBH I rarely have room for it.
The other thing is Laf goes between 2 houses during the week, and only his weekend house has regular dust access. So I'l try to see if I can get him on for tomorrow, if not it'll likely have to wait until next weekend.
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Maximus Mobius
uptown456
28
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Posted - 2015.01.04 06:54:00 -
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Poncho Polous wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Is there a chat I could join poncho? You could join our pub, but TBH I rarely have room for it. The other thing is Laf goes between 2 houses during the week, and only his weekend house has regular dust access. So I'l try to see if I can get him on for tomorrow, if not it'll likely have to wait until next weekend.
I can wait if anything
"To fight and win is not supreme excellence, to break the enemy before fighting is supreme excellence." -Sun Tzu
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CUSE TOWN333
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
2072
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Posted - 2015.01.04 07:17:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:I might have been gone from dust for a while but I'm still a legendary tanker. If you truly want to prove me wrong, then by all means. Date and time. don't think anyone knew who you were when you did play. uptowns tanks must have been real legendary stuck in the redline every PC.
KEQ diplomat.
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