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Posted - 2014.12.30 00:00:00 -
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Big D and Wolfi continue the search for Myth in the Gallente city. Devin, Thunder, and Harry are on their way to the city to meet back up with them.
Devin: Harry, are we almost there?
Harry: Yeah, man, just keep following this path.
Thunder: Why are you walking behind us if you are the one who knows the way?
Harry: I swear I'm not staring at your asses, guys.
They arrive at the city. Devin and Thunder keep walking. Harry stops.
Devin: What are you doing?
Harry: You know how I gaped that guy?
Thunder: Yes. What about that?
Harry: Well, they apparently don't like when people gape guys here, so they banished me from the city. They said something about killing me if I came back. I only remember that because the words *** and back were in it. I'd rather not get killed then have someone *** on my back. I'd much rather only have them come on my back.
Thunder: Whatever. Go look for Skel or something then.
Harry: Okay. I love that guys enormous coc-- rifle. Bye.
Harry goes to look for Skel. Devin and Thunder look for Big D and Wolfi. They see them immediately.
Devin: Hey, guys.
Big D: You guys made it. What about Skel and Patrick?
Devin: Skel is still around somewhere. We sent Harry to go find him.
Thunder: So, basically, we expect Skel to come back on his own or not at all.
Devin: Let's just say Patrick got benched permanently.
Wolfi: Okay. So, we need to find Myth and the REs. Do you guys have any idea where either of them are?
Thunder: Nope. Do you?
Big D: All we know is that Myth was probably taken this way. And that I like redheads.
Devin: Have you managed to find a trail of rust? Or worthlessness?
Wolfi: We haven't found anything, so I guess we just keep looking.
The gang wanders around the city in search for Myth for a while. Eventually, they find a suspicious looking building.
Devin: Check out this building, guys.
Wolfi: What about it?
Thunder: It's super ******.
Devin: Exactly. So, it must belong to the Minmatar.
Wolfi: I guess it's worth a try.
They bust the door open and find Myth on the floor inside.
Devin: If there is any Minmatar scum here, they are mine.
Devin goes to search the rest of the building. Myth wakes up.
Myth: Bruh, what happened?
Thunder: You can actually talk now?
Myth: I could always talk.
Thunder: Then why did you only ever say "bruh?"
Myth: Does that not count as talking?
Thunder: You ****ing idiot...
Wolfi: Let's not worry about it. We have Myth back. Let's find the REs now.
They hear gunshots in another room. Devin comes back covered in blood.
Thunder: I thought you ran out of ammo.
Devin: I always have ammo for Minmatar scum.
Thunder: But you ran out of ammo when we were fighting Minmatar before.
Devin: Shut up.
Big D: Guys, someone's coming.
The authorities arrive and take the gang into custody again. They are brought before Kirk and Arkena once again.
Kirk: You have disturbed this fair city once more. This time you have even commited murder. So, who was it this time.
Devin: Does it really count as murder if it was a Minmatar.
Arkena: Of course it does. Besides, it was a mere child you killed.
Thunder: Devin, maybe you should stop killiing kids, dude.
Devin: Thanks for telling them it was me.
Kirk: Well, due to your comment, we were assuming it was you already. Also, you're covered in blood.
Arkena: Your punishment will be swift, but merciless, much like your crime.
Kirk: Yes, death by guillotine.
Devin: For ending the existence of a living piece of garbage? You can't be serious.
Kirk: The rest of you may go, but you must leave this city and not return here as you have disturbed the peace too many times.
Wolfi: Why not just say we are banished.
Kirk: I already said that once today. I'm trying not to be too repetitive.
Arkena: Now, go.
Devin is put in a cell for the time being. Thunder, Big D, Wolfi, and Myth are escorted out of the city.
Big D: What are we going to do? They're going to kill Devin.
Wolfi: I don't think there is anything we can do. We have been captured twice just by the authorities. I don't see how we could get past whatever soldiers they have guarding him and the citizens who would turn us in if they saw us. Devin's as good as dead. We will have to finish the mission without him.
Thunder: He's right, there's really nothing we can do. Let's just set up camp for the night and look for the REs in the morning.
Big D: I guess.
Wolfi: Myth, are you okay to take first watch? The rest of us need some rest.
Myth: Sure, bruh.
They set up camp and then night falls. Myth begins hearing voices in his head.
Voices: Bruh, bruh, bruh. Kill them, bruh. Do it for him. Bruh, bruh, bruh. Do it now. Go. Kill them all. Bruh.
Myth: Bruh, I can't. They're my friends.
Voices: Bruh, bruh, slaughter them. They aren't your friends. If he wants them dead, then they are the enemy, bruh. Bruh, bruh, bruh.
Myth: What is happening to me, bruh!?
Voices: Go, bruh. Do it for him. Do it for AWOX!
The voices have taken over Myth.
Myth: For AWOX.
Myth picks up his gun and walks over to where Thunder, Big D, and Wolfi are sleeping. He shoots Big D in the head three times. Thunder and Wolfi wake up.
Thunder: What's happening?
Myth raises his gun to Thunder. Thunder moves just in time.
Thunder: What are you doing, Myth?
Myth: For AWOX.
Myth shoots Thunder in the chest. Harry comes out of nowhere and jumps on Myth's back. While Harry is doing this, Wolfi pulls out his gun and shoots Myth in the leg. Myth falls over and Harry gets off his back. Wolfi puts his gun to Myth's head.
Myth: For AWOX.
Wolfi puts a bullet in his skull.
Wolfi: What the hell just happened?
Harry: I saved your ass. You're really lucky I'm good at dominating men.
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