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Posted - 2014.12.25 07:32:00 -
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Devin has just ended Patrick's life. Along with Skel and Thunder, he heads back to the Minmatar camp where Harry and Big D are inside a hut searching for Myth.
Harry: Where is that meaty man Myth?
Big D: Where is anyone? Those Minmatar guys just carried Myth in here.
Harry: I wish he would manhandle me like that.
Big D: Who?
Harry: Uh, don't worry about it.
Big D: You know, I never noticed it before, but you are super gay.
Harry: Are you trying to tell me you like anal sex?
Big D: Yes, but not with men. As Skel might say, "I'm not a fgt."
Harry: As much I like talking about gay sex, we should probably look for Myth.
Big D: Yeah, we can continue this conversation later.
The two of them look for a way the Minmatar could have escaped with Myth.
Big D: Dude, there's a hole over here.
Harry: A hole, oh boy!
Big D: Yeah, it was all covered up. They must have gone this way. Let's check it out.
They enter the hole in the floor and travel for a short while until they hear noises up ahead.
Big D: You hear that?
Harry: Yeah, it sounds like a few sweaty, throbbing men rustling each others' jimmies.
Big D: Exactly, it sounds like there is only a few of them. We should be able to take them by surprise.
Harry: And then gape their anuses?
Big D: Not really, but sort of. Come on.
Harry: On what?
Harry throws a grenade in the middle of the Minmatar. They all get down to avoid the blast. It never blows up because it is an AV grenade. Big D and Harry open fire on them and manage to take them all out.
Big D: An AV grenade?
Harry: It was all I had left. All the other ones worked so much better as anal beads.
Big D: I guess that probably makes sense in your head.
Harry: Exactly. You want to borrow one.
Big D: Maybe later. Myth wasn't with these guys. Let's keep searching.
They follow the tunnel until they reach an exit. They see a city just a little ways away. It is much too nice-looking to be Minmatar.
Big D: Well, I don't see where else he could be, so I guess we'll check that city.
Harry: You think there will be men there?
Big D: Probably.
Harry: Then let's go.
Just before they get to the city, they are approached by someone in gear like theirs.
Big D: Wolfi!
Harry: Guy with a massive, veiny...heart!
Wolfi: Hey guys. I have a message from Z. He said, and I quote, "Why haven't you guys brought me munson's REs yet? Don't make me log out of Dens-- I mean get them myself. Just hurry up."
Big D: He sent you all the way here just to tell us that.
Wolfi: Well, to tell you that and to help you guys out. You seem to have lost a lot of men.
Harry: I love men...
Big D: Yeah, we did lose a few guys?
Wolfi: A few? I only see two of you guys left.
Big D: I can't say for sure, but I'm think Devin, Skel, Thunder, Patrick, and GHL are still alive. Also, we are trying to find Myth right now.
Wolfi: Where are you guys on the REs?
Big D: We found them.
Wolfi: Great. Where are they?
Harry: We don't know. Harry lost them.
Wolfi: Of course.
Big D: So, let's find Myth, then we'll look for the REs. We think he's in this city.
Wolfi: Alright, let's go.
They enter the city. They quickly realize that this is a Gallente city.
Wolfi: Since this place belongs to the Gallente, we shouldn't have any problems as long as we just go about our business and don't cause problems.
Big D: You hear that, Harry? Harry...?
Wolfi and Big D hear a man scream just a short distance away. They go to see what's happening. They arrive just in time to see Harry "pocket" his dildo and the man run away.
Wolfi: Harry, please tell me you didn't just gape that guy.
Harry: I didn't gape that guy.
Big D: Then what happened?
Harry: I gaped him.
Wolfi: But you just said you didn't.
Harry: Because you said to. I'll do anything you say, big boy.
The authorities and arrest the three of them. They are put in a cell.
Wolfi: God damn it, Harry. Why did you do that?
Harry: I couldn't help it. I haven't felt the warm touch of a man's gape since we got to this planet.
Big D: It's been, like, a day and a half.
Harry: I know! It's been forever.
Guards arrive and take the three of them to the king and queen of the city.
Kirk: My name is Kirk. I am the king of this fair city. This is my wife.
Arkena: I am Arkena. I hear an innocent citizen was gaped. Which one of you is responsible?
Wolfi and Big D both gesture to Harry.
Wolfi: It was him.
Big D: Yep.
Harry: Are you going to spank me now?
Arkena: I am a queen. I would never.
Harry: I was talking to your husband.
Kirk: I may be the lord of this city, but I am no gaylord. As punishment for your actions, you are banished. If you are seen here again, you will be killed on sight.
Wolfi: What about us?
Kirk: You two are free to go. Now, leave our presence.
The guards escort Wolfi and Big D outside and Harry to the edge of the city. Before he is out of earshot, Big D tells Harry what to do next.
Big D: Go find the others. Tell them where we are. We are going to keep looking for Myth. Also, stop being so gay. Also, stop being so white.
Harry is now outside the city. The guards leave.
Harry: Mmm! Those were some powerful men. Now, to find Everyone else.
Harry goes back though the tunnel they came through before and arrives back at the Minmatar village. Devin and Thunder arrive there at the same time.
Thunder: Don't tell me you got Myth and Big D killed.
Harry: I didn't. Wolfi showed up and is helping Big D look for Myth in a city full of mighty men. I gaped one. Oh, where are Skel and Patrick?
Devin: Patrick... didn't make it. Skel ran off on his own again. Let's go find Big D and Wolfi then go from there. Lead the way. We're right behind you.
Harry: Cool. I'm use to having guys behind me.
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