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Silver Strike44 317	Posted - 2014.12.19 23:27:00 - [1] - Quote The gang is split into three teams. Team one, consisting of Skel, Ben, and Bob, is moving through a jungle. Ben's leg is injured. Thunder, Harry, and Ken, team two, have just entered a gigantic temple. Devin is almost done killing every last inhabitant of a Minmatar village while the other two members of team three, Myth and Patrick, watch. Patrick: Do you think he will let any of them live? Myth: Bruh. Patrick: I didn't think so. Devin grabs the last villager by the duct tape and puts his shotgun to her head. She is just a little girl. He waits a few moments to listen to her pleads for mercy then ends her life. He walks back to his team. Myth: Bruh. Devin: It had to be done. Let's get going. Patrick: Are we actually going to try to complete the mission now? Devin: Of course, but if we happen to see some Minmatar scum along the way, then I will murder them. Patrick: This is wrong, you can't just kill innocent people like this. Devin: I know. It's wrong to kill people for no reason. The Minmatar aren't people. Patrick: Yes they are! Devin: If you defend them any more, I will have to kill you, too. Myth: Bruh. Devin: That goes for you, too. Now, let's get moving. Team one has just arrived at the edge of a lake. Bob: Water! Ben: Stop. Skel: You can't drink that you fgt, you'll die. Bob: Why? It seems fine to me. Skel: Are you serious? It's brown. The one thing I've learned from Ken is brown is bad. Bob: Fine, I won't drink it. Ben: Help. Bob: Skel, look at his leg, I don't think he's going to make it. Skel: He'll make it. It's time to go, fgts. After walking for a short while, they see a large structure in the distance. All of a sudden, they are being fired on by an entire Latino army. Bob: Where did they come from? Skel: I don't know, fgt. Run. Bob: Ben can't run! What are we supposed to do about that? Ben: Go. Ben turns around and opens fire on the army. He is quickly torn apart by their bullets, but he manages to buy Skel and Bob a little bit of time. They are now running towards the large structure. Bob: Skel, I'm scared. Skel: I know, fgt, I can smell it. Just keep running. Don't stop. Bob: What are you going t-- Skel turns around and runs straight at the army. He disappears from Bob's view. Bob hears screams, but keeps running. Meanwhile, team two is searching for munson's REs in the temple. They hear the screams, too. Harry: I wish he could make me scream like that. Ken: Who? Thunder: Don't ask him questions. Ken: Why? Thunder: Because he will answer them. Now, where could these REs be? Ken: I don't know, but we have been walking in a straight line down this hall for a while. Harry: Who are you calling straight? They arrive at a dead end. It is just a wall with a triangle-shaped hole about three times the size of a normal human's ***** in it. Thunder: A dead end. Great. Ken: What now? Harry: I have an idea. Thunder: Shut the up you *. You can't do anything. You can't say anything that matters, you can't help this team, and you certainly can't get us past this ing wall. Harry pulls his dildo out of his back "pocket" and sticks it in the hole. It fits perfectly. The wall sinks into the floor, revealing a secret room with what looks like the REs in the middle on a pedestal. There is Latino writing all over the walls. Harry: Good thing I didn't give my magic stick to Bob. Ken: Latinos. It's always Latinos. Thunder: You're still a *, Harry. Harry: Aw, thanks. The three of them enter the room and inspect the REs on the pedestal. Ken: Are these them? Thunder: Maybe. We had better be careful, though, this could be some sort of tr-- Harry picks up the REs. The ceiling above them begins to crumble. The whole temple is falling apart. Thunder: We've got to get out of here. Everybody go. They head back through the hall they came down originally. Thunder is in front, followed by Harry, then Ken. Thunder: We're almost out guys, just keep moving. A boulder falls on Ken. He is pinned to the floor. Ken: Leave me. You have the REs, just finish the mission. ** Latinos. Thunder and Harry escape the temple just before it fully collapses. Thunder: You idiot! You got Ken killed! Harry: But I didn't even get to have sex with his corpse. Thunder: Just give me the REs and let's get back to the extraction point. The two of them see Bob running directly at them. Bob: Run! There's an army after me. The three of them run into the nearby jungle in an attempt to evade the army. They find Devin, Patrick, and Myth. Devin: What's happening? Thunder: We have the REs and an army is after us. We have to get to the extraction point. Patrick: Where's everyone else? Ben? Skel? Ken? Bob: They're gone. Myth: Bruh. Thunder: We have to go. Now! On the way to the extraction point, the gang comes across a huge fence that stretches as far as the eye can see. It takes the a while to get over it. The Latinos hop the fence like they had done it many times before and catch the gang at the extraction point. The gang have not yet noticed this. Devin: Where's Big D? He should be here. Bob: I see hi-- A shot goes through Bob's skull. His body falls to the ground. Devin: Everybody down! The gang lays down covering fire while Big D lands his ADS. Big D: Get in! As soon as they take off, they are shot down by a plasma round. Thunder: How did that even happen? Big D: I don't know. There's a first time for everything. Bail! After landing, the gang begins returning fire on the army. The gang is nearly overwhelmed until Skel shows up and attacks the army from behind. This give the gang the chance to take out the army. Patrick: We thought you were dead. Skel: I would have died...if I was a fgt. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 10	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:18:00 - [2] - Quote I approve. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3231	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:23:00 - [3] - Quote Why did I get shot down immediately? I'm not even a side hero.... 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
Wolfica Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 779	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:29:00 - [4] - Quote +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though contact: [email protected] twitter:@Wolfica514 Skype:Wolfica.514 OG Director of FA, and owner of TLoDT
Silver Strike44 320	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:31:00 - [5] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Why did I get shot down immediately? I'm not even a side hero.... I couldnt make it THAT easy. At least you havent been killed off. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
Silver Strike44 320	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:32:00 - [6] - Quote Wolfica wrote: +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though Anyone else from FA think they deserve to be included in the storyline? www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 10	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:35:00 - [7] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: Wolfica wrote: +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though Anyone else from FA think they deserve to be included in the storyline? Your lord would love it. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Silver Strike44 320	Posted - 2014.12.20 00:36:00 - [8] - Quote CPM Awox wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Wolfica wrote: +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though Anyone else from FA think they deserve to be included in the storyline? Your lord would love it. Ill see what I can do. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 3541	Posted - 2014.12.20 02:39:00 - [9] - Quote 10/10 would not read again Fatal Absolution Director
Silver Strike44 321	Posted - 2014.12.20 03:15:00 - [10] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: 10/10 would not read again Im sorry, Benji. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com

Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 9179	Posted - 2014.12.20 05:22:00 - [11] - Quote Wolfica wrote: +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though We'll make cameos later hopefully. I haven't given up on Hollywood yet! Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman. Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe. Nobody messes with my family
Texas Killionaire Capital Acquisitions LLC General Tso's Alliance 372	Posted - 2014.12.20 07:44:00 - [12] - Quote In my head, Ashley is reading me this story. If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win. Jello Biafra = God FOR THE STATE
Jacques Cayton II Kaalmayoti Warzone Control 1270	Posted - 2014.12.21 14:18:00 - [13] - Quote I love carpet We fight for the future of the State not our personal goals
Regnier Feros G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 188	Posted - 2014.12.21 18:37:00 - [14] - Quote Texas Killionaire wrote: In my head, Ashley is reading me this story. Ashley Swift? I like pie do you like pie because i hate pie & I like muffins.
FaZe Riot FaZe Gamings 34	Posted - 2014.12.21 19:35:00 - [15] - Quote Why the hell isn't FaZe In this ****? it'll get a million freakin likes The Good The Bad AND The REKT
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 13	Posted - 2014.12.21 19:36:00 - [16] - Quote FaZe Riot wrote: Why the hell isn't FaZe In this ****? it'll get a million freakin likes Because I didnt approve of it. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Palatinate Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 482	Posted - 2014.12.21 19:37:00 - [17] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Wolfica wrote: +1... sad i still haven't made it into the story line yet though We'll make cameos later hopefully. I haven't given up on Hollywood yet! You 2 aren't cool enough to be in it, me on the other hand. Wait I'm not in it either!? BLASPHEMY!!! "Hiding will be seen as an act of aggression!" - Battlefield 3 Me: lol what? FA will always be a family to me. ALWAYS.
Harry Bawlss Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 20	Posted - 2014.12.21 22:29:00 - [18] - Quote Silver, you capture my personality so perfectly ! Cannot wait to read Part 3 !!!
Silver Strike44 325	Posted - 2014.12.21 22:42:00 - [19] - Quote Harry Bawlss wrote: Silver, you capture my personality so perfectly ! Cannot wait to read Part 3 !!! Thanks, man. Ill get to it sooner or later. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
Badgerr Rager Fatal Absolution 825	Posted - 2014.12.21 22:49:00 - [20] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: Harry Bawlss wrote: Silver, you capture my personality so perfectly ! Cannot wait to read Part 3 !!! Thanks, man. Ill get to it sooner or later. You are only good at trolling. One day, I would like to be good at this game

CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 13	Posted - 2014.12.21 22:58:00 - [21] - Quote Badgerr Rager wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Harry Bawlss wrote: Silver, you capture my personality so perfectly ! Cannot wait to read Part 3 !!! Thanks, man. Ill get to it sooner or later. You are only good at trolling. And reach arounds. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Silver Strike44 325	Posted - 2014.12.21 23:13:00 - [22] - Quote Badgerr Rager wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Harry Bawlss wrote: Silver, you capture my personality so perfectly ! Cannot wait to read Part 3 !!! Thanks, man. Ill get to it sooner or later. You are only good at trolling. So Ive been told. www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
THUNDERGROOVE Fatal Absolution 1261	Posted - 2014.12.21 23:39:00 - [23] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: Thunder: Shut the ** up you *. You can't do anything. You can't say anything that matters, you can't help this team, and you certainly can't get us past this ing wall. Thunder: You're still a ***, Harry. Oh my god. More like Titans of Penis amirite? Come play a better game.
Badgerr Rager Fatal Absolution 825	Posted - 2014.12.22 01:01:00 - [24] - Quote THUNDERGROOVE wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Thunder: Shut the ** up you *. You can't do anything. You can't say anything that matters, you can't help this team, and you certainly can't get us past this ing wall. Thunder: You're still a ***, Harry. Oh my god. I thought the same thing One day, I would like to be good at this game
Silver Strike44 528	Posted - 2015.02.22 00:52:00 - [25] - Quote Bump. My YouTube Channel


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