DUST Search - #pulloutgame2strong

Silver Strike44 wrote:

Mr Machine Guns wrote:

Silver Strike44 wrote:

Many corps in the history of this game have been the greatest at something. Imperfects was the best at not being perfect. Team Players was the best at playing as a team. ERA was the best at removing and acqusitioning things. SVER was the greatest corp of all time. Ancient Exiles were very good at being both old and banished.

"Silver, in what way is Fatal Absolution the best?"

Fatal Absolution has the best pull out game. It is very strong. Perhaps it is too strong. FA has managed to stay in for a very, very long time and still pull out in time. FA has been with countless teenage girls and not impregnated one. How? Its ungodly pull out game.

Who here can claim to be THIS good at pulling out? Sota? 8213? Hawkin? Kardia? Espeon Bonsy? Roman? No. Maybe Kain Spero. Definitely Shepherd Grey. I know how he is with those teens.

FA pulled out of Molden Heath with such speed and precision that could have not been achieved without the fair princess Zatata. I have given a very large sum of the credit to the entirety of FA that Zatata deserves alone. The princess is the true master of pulling out. Ever heard of Density?

Fatal Absolution (Zatara):
#pulloutgame2strong
#pulloutgame2mighty
#pulloutgame2powerful
#pulloutgamesuperior2yours
#nochildsupportchecksfromtheprincess

did you drink a pepsi when you wrote this? and if FA pulls out how were you guys born?

Do you know how Jesus was born?

Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.


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RogueTrooper 2000AD Neckbeard Absolution 429	Posted - 2014.12.15 02:35:00 - [1] - Quote Never pull out and never surrender. Let the rivers run red and mix with the mud. K den. Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no k den.
RogueTrooper 2000AD Neckbeard Absolution 430	Posted - 2014.12.15 03:07:00 - [2] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: RogueTrooper 2000AD wrote: Never pull out and never surrender. Let the rivers run red and mix with the mud. K den. Why would you waste a talent this strong? Erm, this is way more disgusting than it may seem. If you keep going without pulling out, the friction will eventually unite both parties into one glorious entity that can perform both previous functions all at once. Sure it can get messy, but it would all be worth it in the end and make things much easier if you have to go in again. Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no k den.
RogueTrooper 2000AD Neckbeard Absolution 430	Posted - 2014.12.15 03:28:00 - [3] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: Mr Machine Guns wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Many corps in the history of this game have been the greatest at something. Imperfects was the best at not being perfect. Team Players was the best at playing as a team. ERA was the best at removing and acqusitioning things. SVER was the greatest corp of all time. Ancient Exiles were very good at being both old and banished. "Silver, in what way is Fatal Absolution the best?" Fatal Absolution has the best pull out game. It is very strong. Perhaps it is too strong. FA has managed to stay in for a very, very long time and still pull out in time. FA has been with countless teenage girls and not impregnated one. How? Its ungodly pull out game. Who here can claim to be THIS good at pulling out? Sota? 8213? Hawkin? Kardia? Espeon Bonsy? Roman? No. Maybe Kain Spero. Definitely Shepherd Grey. I know how he is with those teens. FA pulled out of Molden Heath with such speed and precision that could have not been achieved without the fair princess Zatata. I have given a very large sum of the credit to the entirety of FA that Zatata deserves alone. The princess is the true master of pulling out. Ever heard of Density? Fatal Absolution (Zatara): #pulloutgame2strong #pulloutgame2mighty #pulloutgame2powerful #pulloutgamesuperior2yours #nochildsupportchecksfromtheprincess did you drink a pepsi when you wrote this? and if FA pulls out how were you guys born? Do you know how Jesus was born? God was like "K den" and boned Mary. Joseph was a mug and believed her bullsht when she said she hadn't been banging god and Joseph was like "K den". Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no k den.
RogueTrooper 2000AD Neckbeard Absolution 433	Posted - 2014.12.15 03:50:00 - [4] - Quote For me personally, K den reached critical mass, something had to give and then i was formed. K den. K=Den The law of K dendynamics. Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no k den.