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Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.13 06:00:00 -
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You don't know Jack, until you see him.
He did so well, I want to be him.
I witnessed this on an alt in skirm.
He stood his ground, so hard and firm.
Like a violent storm, he passed them by.
They were running officer gear, I wondered why.
Infinite, Enlias, and Crusty too.
One by one he breached them foos.
Clones depleting faster and faster.
Nobody could stop this solo master.
As I died in my medic suit.
I thought to myself is he Groot?
Against all odds this man stayed strong.
I could just imagine, the size of his dong.
It must be grand with balls to match.
He killed so fast, no time to scratch.
Officer guns soon turned to proto.
The tryhards shrunk to the size of Frodo.
Sure, Enialis put it in my rear.
But not in Jack's, he showed no fear.
Made that mofo pull out ADV gear!
I couldn't believe it! What the heck!?
Sucka got wrecked and pulled out a GEK!?
Ha ha ha and a ho ho ho,
Easy win for you!? No, no, no!
Well done dude. It was a great match, fitting how it came down to both teams with no ticks left. That made the victory sweeter even if I was living vicariously through you lol. My phone sucks so I couldn't get a clear pic but he finished 46-6.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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BUMB SKULL
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.12.13 07:47:00 -
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Jack krauser ain't human... Just saying...  |
Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.13 07:56:00 -
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Sure isn't! I died about 5 times just because I stopped to watch his firefights lol wish I had my pom poms -_-
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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TYCHUS MAXWELL
The Fun Police
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:37:00 -
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You make me want to see a match of that guy now... is he in the US servers? |
Ablerober
Mass Defect Binding Energy
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:40:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:You make me want to see a match of that guy now... is he in the US servers?
Yes, mostly in Ambush.
He moves so fast, impossible to hit - even with a HMG. |
Funkmaster Whale
Whale Pod
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:42:00 -
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He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream.
It's okay though, I do too 
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Ablerober
Mass Defect Binding Energy
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:49:00 -
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Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too
I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR.
There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun. |
TYCHUS MAXWELL
The Fun Police
706
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:52:00 -
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Ablerober wrote:TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:You make me want to see a match of that guy now... is he in the US servers? Yes, mostly in Ambush. He moves so fast, impossible to hit - even with a HMG.
Wait is he one of those scout light assaults? If so, I've lost interest. |
Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:54:00 -
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Ablerober wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR. There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun.
That is why I gave him his props, he single handedly won us the skirm against a squad of officer toting pub stompers & made them downgrade to ADV by the game's end :D
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Funkmaster Whale
Whale Pod
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:55:00 -
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Ablerober wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR. There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun.
Depends on your skill level.
Nyain San ain't that scary, they just stick together well. More annoying than anything because of their Japanese latency. I've streamed a couple Ambushes against them and the individual players like Dia and Kaizuku are good but definitely not the best. They usually won by wiping out the blueberries before I can.
You haven't met Fear until you've played against Calamity Jane II and Annie Oakley. Sadly they don't play anymore but those two ain't nothin to f-ck with. Oh and Kalante. That dude's beast.
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Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:56:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:Ablerober wrote:TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:You make me want to see a match of that guy now... is he in the US servers? Yes, mostly in Ambush. He moves so fast, impossible to hit - even with a HMG. Wait is he one of those scout light assaults? If so, I've lost interest.
Haha of course, I usually don't give credit to scouts especially with proto breach ARs but the enemy consisted of all proto, mostly scouts, with officer weapons.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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hfderrtgvcd
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:56:00 -
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He's a good player but not nearly as good as the op makes him out to be. he also runs a tanked cal scout and a breach ar.
You can't fight in here! This is the war room.
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Ablerober
Mass Defect Binding Energy
212
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Posted - 2014.12.13 22:04:00 -
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Funkmaster Whale wrote:Ablerober wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR. There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun. Depends on your skill level. Nyain San ain't that scary, they just stick together well. More annoying than anything because of their Japanese latency. I've streamed a couple Ambushes against them and the individual players like Dia and Kaizuku are good but definitely not the best. They usually won by wiping out the blueberries before I can. You haven't met Fear until you've played against Calamity Jane II and Annie Oakley. Sadly they don't play anymore but those two ain't nothin to f-ck with. Oh and Kalante. That dude's beast.
I mostly play solo but I've killed Dia and Kaizuku Sniper on occassions, even killed Milkman1 yesterday using an alt - when they stray from the pack.
Saw Kalante in an ambush yesterday or the day before. He killed me once, because I let him haha (I joke). |
Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.13 22:08:00 -
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I don't care how good he is or isn't, just highlighting a spectacular performance by a dude running solo shutting down a squad of officer/proto stompers looking for easy wins in a pub. Every dog has his day and this was his, just throwing him his well deserved bone :D
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Union118
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.12.13 22:09:00 -
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Robocop Junior wrote:You don't know Jack, until you see him.
He did so well, I want to be him.
I witnessed this on an alt in skirm.
He stood his ground, so hard and firm.
Like a violent storm, he passed them by.
They were running officer gear, I wondered why.
Infinite, Enlias, and Crusty too.
One by one he breached them foos.
Clones depleting faster and faster.
Nobody could stop this solo master.
As I died in my medic suit.
I thought to myself is he Groot?
Against all odds this man stayed strong.
I could just imagine, the size of his dong.
It must be grand with balls to match.
He killed so fast, no time to scratch.
Officer guns soon turned to proto.
The tryhards shrunk to the size of Frodo.
Sure, Enialis put it in my rear.
But not in Jack's, he showed no fear.
Made that mofo pull out ADV gear!
I couldn't believe it! What the heck!?
Sucka got wrecked and pulled out a GEK!?
Ha ha ha and a ho ho ho,
Easy win for you!? No, no, no!
Well done dude. It was a great match, fitting how it came down to both teams with no ticks left. That made the victory sweeter even if I was living vicariously through you lol. My phone sucks so I couldn't get a clear pic but he finished 46-6.
Sounds like jack is very lucky. Against noobs.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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neausea 1987
1.U.P
Capital Punishment.
187
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Posted - 2014.12.14 01:50:00 -
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he is a mother frackin beast but dont kneel down to blow him just yet because i fragged him as many times as he has me. you have to show him respect and be tactical you cant just be out there with your head up you're bum ( as with all high caliber players) but i did hear he had a few epic games against a few squads of good players.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.12.14 02:25:00 -
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sounds like jack is another jadek alt
CCP wants me to stop trolling.
I am turning over a new leaf. o/
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.12.14 02:25:00 -
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sounds like jack is another jadek alt
CCP wants me to stop trolling.
I am turning over a new leaf. o/
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Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.14 02:32:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:sounds like jack is another jadek alt
Jadek actually plays the game? 
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1599
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Posted - 2014.12.14 02:47:00 -
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Came across him earlier in two games, he quit at the start of the second one, not even sure why. It was a close match, pretty sure it wasn't even stacked.
I want to punch.
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:09:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Came across him earlier in two games, he quit at the start of the second one, not even sure why. It was a close match, pretty sure it wasn't even stacked.
People quit for a lot of different reasons sometimes I'll 15 minutes for a squad and then when I join a match solo due to lack of squads I'll get an invite and leave match, other times I just don't like the map.
Fatal Absolution Director
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Vesperz
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
191
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:25:00 -
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Stopped reading after armor stacked scout and breach ar.
"Live by honor, kill by stealth."
Gal Scout since 1.0, Min Scout since 1.1
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Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:38:00 -
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When any of you roll into a pub solo & get more kills than Infinite (hillbilly I know you are reading this up yours haha) & Enlias combined in officer gear no less, I will gladly write a song for you lol
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8818
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:43:00 -
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Ablerober wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR. There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun.
Ambush is broken.
You either get stomped or do the stomping. The first 3 minutes often determines the rest of the match, due to horrid spawn mechanics.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4825
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:55:00 -
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Robocop Junior wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:sounds like jack is another jadek alt Jadek actually plays the game?
It'd be a pleasure to link you my channel.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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axis alpha
Red Star.
EoN.
410
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Posted - 2014.12.14 04:03:00 -
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He applied to rs not sure if someone accepted his app
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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Robocop Junior
research lab
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Posted - 2014.12.14 04:16:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Robocop Junior wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:sounds like jack is another jadek alt Jadek actually plays the game? It'd be a pleasure to link you my channel.
The pleasure was all mine lol I <3 TJ
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