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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 06:00:00 -
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You don't know Jack, until you see him.
He did so well, I want to be him.
I witnessed this on an alt in skirm.
He stood his ground, so hard and firm.
Like a violent storm, he passed them by.
They were running officer gear, I wondered why.
Infinite, Enlias, and Crusty too.
One by one he breached them foos.
Clones depleting faster and faster.
Nobody could stop this solo master.
As I died in my medic suit.
I thought to myself is he Groot?
Against all odds this man stayed strong.
I could just imagine, the size of his dong.
It must be grand with balls to match.
He killed so fast, no time to scratch.
Officer guns soon turned to proto.
The tryhards shrunk to the size of Frodo.
Sure, Enialis put it in my rear.
But not in Jack's, he showed no fear.
Made that mofo pull out ADV gear!
I couldn't believe it! What the heck!?
Sucka got wrecked and pulled out a GEK!?
Ha ha ha and a ho ho ho,
Easy win for you!? No, no, no!
Well done dude. It was a great match, fitting how it came down to both teams with no ticks left. That made the victory sweeter even if I was living vicariously through you lol. My phone sucks so I couldn't get a clear pic but he finished 46-6.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 07:56:00 -
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Sure isn't! I died about 5 times just because I stopped to watch his firefights lol wish I had my pom poms -_-
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:54:00 -
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Ablerober wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:He rage quits when he starts getting owned by someone of equal skill. Caught it on stream. It's okay though, I do too  I just quit a game against Dia Farron, Aki Tan and some other guys desperate to preserve their KDR. There's no point in playing some matches when you know it will be a wipeout. They just ain't fun.
That is why I gave him his props, he single handedly won us the skirm against a squad of officer toting pub stompers & made them downgrade to ADV by the game's end :D
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 21:56:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:Ablerober wrote:TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:You make me want to see a match of that guy now... is he in the US servers? Yes, mostly in Ambush. He moves so fast, impossible to hit - even with a HMG. Wait is he one of those scout light assaults? If so, I've lost interest.
Haha of course, I usually don't give credit to scouts especially with proto breach ARs but the enemy consisted of all proto, mostly scouts, with officer weapons.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.13 22:08:00 -
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I don't care how good he is or isn't, just highlighting a spectacular performance by a dude running solo shutting down a squad of officer/proto stompers looking for easy wins in a pub. Every dog has his day and this was his, just throwing him his well deserved bone :D
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.14 02:32:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:sounds like jack is another jadek alt
Jadek actually plays the game? 
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.14 03:38:00 -
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When any of you roll into a pub solo & get more kills than Infinite (hillbilly I know you are reading this up yours haha) & Enlias combined in officer gear no less, I will gladly write a song for you lol
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Robocop Junior
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Posted - 2014.12.14 04:16:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Robocop Junior wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:sounds like jack is another jadek alt Jadek actually plays the game? It'd be a pleasure to link you my channel.
The pleasure was all mine lol I <3 TJ
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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