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Jotun Izalaru
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Posted - 2014.12.10 21:29:00 -
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the ladies (or your preference) will give you all the soft cardio you need, lift them off the ground when you need your muscle up.
so focus on your charm. |
Jotun Izalaru
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.12.10 21:35:00 -
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501st Headstrong wrote:Heimdallr69 wrote:501st Headstrong wrote:Care to elaborate? lol  I'd go lean, being bulky will slow you down swimming.. Deadlifts, squats? Hell yeah but don't be trying to bulk. If you go to the gym I'd stick with cardio and light weights, as mentioned swimming a few times a week is a must. Pounding the booty a few times a week also counts as cardio (I count it) Dude you might not know this but I'm 16 lol. Pounding booty isn't really (sadly), an option
why not? i was.
are you not cool enough |
Jotun Izalaru
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Posted - 2014.12.10 21:49:00 -
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501st Headstrong wrote:Nah not really lol. Any tips on that too? XD 
i uh... i didn't expect you to cut me straight on that one, to be honest, so i'm gonna do it right back
look into fashion, not like fall trends or whatever, but get your color coordinating down. Unless you're going full punk (which is fine!) you probably don't want to wear too much black. Casual button up shirts are a great thing to have handy to always fall back on.
learn to dance. you don't have to fit in on the set of Step Up but when you hear a Top 40 song you should be able to do more than just sway and pick up your feet. you'll need to learn some basic rhythm - listen to some easy EDM and move to more complicated beats as you learn to listen for different basslines. Once you have rhythm down, big movements are usually best, it can be hard to do subtle.
get your shaving down well. pick up a straight razor and learn to do that if you wanna be like an awesome cowboy, but the other safe option is wet shaving in general - you're looking for a safety razor, a shaving brush and shaving cream.
the hope is that following these directions will increase your confidence (it will) as well as making you presentable and both of those will let your ~*inner self*~ shine through.
i hope you enjoyed my workout advice |
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