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Ashley Swift
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:05:00 -
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In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help.
Now that you're close I feel like coming undone
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Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
3925
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:07:00 -
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Ashley Swift wrote:In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help.
As delightfully raunchy as this post is, I imagine the "Salvager Role" mentioned in the roadmap has to do with those "crafty individuals"
"That little s**t Pokey..." --CCP Rattati, Biomassed Episode 032
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KING CHECKMATE
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
6259
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:09:00 -
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Ashley Swift wrote:In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help.
Dont try to have sex with it.
It doesnt work.
And it has some kind of electric tazer thing......
NOT FUNNY CCP
Amarr Logi, Scout, Assault , Sentinel and soon Commando. Check MY loyalty Empress o7
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Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
3926
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:10:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Ashley Swift wrote:In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help. Dont try to have sex with it. It doesnt work.And it has some kind of electric tazer thing...... NOT FUNNY CCP
0/10 would not recommend?
"That little s**t Pokey..." --CCP Rattati, Biomassed Episode 032
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:20:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Ashley Swift wrote:In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help. Dont try to have sex with it. It doesnt work.And it has some kind of electric tazer thing...... NOT FUNNY CCP
Electro shock stimulation?!?! Kinky kinda
What if we got Jara to help stimulate it with us???
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
1198
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:26:00 -
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Was wondering about that in conjunction with the 'salvager' role myself. Either that or it's just flavor text like how the spawn pads will cause your eventual death.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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JUDASisMYhomeboy
xCosmic Voidx
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
180
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:27:00 -
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A little spit always helps you get into a tight box |
Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
342
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Posted - 2014.12.10 19:31:00 -
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Work the shaft orrrrrrr give it over to Jara and let her work her magic. Please take video
The State will always survive.
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Super Sniper95
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
442
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Posted - 2014.12.10 20:00:00 -
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Ashley Swift wrote:In the description of these (army)Strongboxes it is stated that, 'crafty individuals might find other ways of opening these items'. I NEED to know, what do I have to do to crack open these boxes without a key? Do I have to talk dirty to the box, (oil) massage it, cuddle with it? I can get crafty if necessary, I need other crafty (and girthy) individuals to (kill) assist me with these glowing crates of surprise. Please, I'm on my hands and knees, face down, body poised to receive loads of help.
I dont know why but this post made me think dirty things...
I guess this strongboxes has some manual combinations, have you tried the "69"?
Hand-Eye Coordination Prof 5... Deal with it.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15688
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Posted - 2014.12.10 20:09:00 -
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Ask Jadek in a week. He's a craft bugger through and through.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
2631
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Posted - 2014.12.10 21:00:00 -
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Winners of a PC match should have a high chance to get a key in salvage...
There should be some key's for sale with LP store... Or a High salvage percentage to the winners? |
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