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Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 378	Posted - 2015.02.12 04:58:00 - [1] - Quote Character Name: Travis Stanush Speciality: Assault / Logistics / Evil scheming Squad Role: The murderous bastard that confuses everyone with how similar he sounds to Cody Race: Gallente Weapon of Choice: Green veggies ( sprouts, asparagus, spinach) //OPENING FILE: Stanush, Travis// >>resume file name: interview Stanush, Travis ???: So what is your backstory? Travis: You want the short or the long version? ???: The long version, we have plenty of time. Travis: OK you asked for it, remember that. Lets see... You want to hear about my childhood too? ???: Yes everything. Travis: sigh OK well I'm originally from the Fountain region the Wyvern constellation to be exact. My family were originally prospectors. ???: Wait what do you mean originally? Travis: I'm getting to that, ** hold your *** . ???: Sorry, please continue. Travis: Damn right you are. Anyways it was after the Serpentis moved in that we became members. ???: You mean pirates, correct? Travis: No, they were miners still just they worked for them for protection, you see? Anyways after I left home I joined up with the pirates. ???: So you were a pirate? Travis: Yeah, I was. When you grow up in Fountain there isn't much you can do "legally". It wasn't too long after that the higher ups got a hold of somthin from the frogs that they needed volunteers to test it on. ???: Frogs? Travis: Gallente Feds ???: And what was it? Travis: Ahaha well that my friend was first gen clone technology. They had managed to swipe it from some idiot needing a high. Poor bastard prolly got fried for that one. ???: So you are a first generation clone soldier? shifts nervously* Travis: Thank all the gods not anymore I'm not. Apparently I was rather cruel... I killed a man by shoving a handfull of sprouts in his.. ???: Thank you but, you dont need to give me anymore details about cough that. Travis: You sure? I thought you wanted the long story? ???: Yes i'm sure. Travis: Fine. I thought it was rather funny myself though. Anyways I been in the business of killing things for a while now and I've seen my fair share of gore. Got recruited into Gunfall Mobilization just before Caldari Prime and was with them for... years. When that corp went under I kinda floated around aimlessly for a while until I met Sellene an' Sned kids the both of em ' really still fresh faced and green really. I don't know what exactly made me join but maybe it's because I saw somthin of myself in em'. Hehe the **** am I saying. I just needed someone to work for you know? Its hard being out there on your own. >>close file name: interview Stanush, Travis //FILE CLOSED// No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 378	Posted - 2015.02.12 05:22:00 - [2] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: THE SPROUTS!!!! Oh god... I will likely be adding more to it in a kind of series I guess? No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 381	Posted - 2015.02.13 03:58:00 - [3] - Quote //OPENING FILE: Stanush, Travis// I open my eyes, I wish I hadn't. I had just been cut into pieces by some prick with a laser rifle. The sonofabitch had pre cooked it before he had swung it across my gut in a nice Z pattern sending me tumbling off the ledge I was on. "Wait a minute.... is that... my ass?" I thought to myself. My dismembered corpse had seen fit to fall with me it seems. A bloody half grin spread across my face "Sexy" I mouthed. Too bad it had decided to fall so far away from me. Ok well it was only like 2 or 3 meters from me but hey thats a hell of a crawl when you don't have any legs and a stump for a left arm. The platoon that the target had hired was a half-assed assembled force of mercs that hadn't been taught the value of double-tapping downed enemies it seemed. They are gonna learn real quick when I get back out here. Ohh yes they will now if I can make it over to that B. E. A. utiful ass over there I should be able to kill this useless husk and get a new one, an angrier and more deadly one. Damn nanites have been working overtime to keep me alive. They had formed a great scab over the gaping mess that WAS my spleen. It would have been useful if I hadn't been an idiot and run off on my own. The rest of my platoon was somewhere by Alpha by the sound of it killing off the bastards, taking MY REVENGE. I begin the long crawl to the rest of my corpse slowly dragging the shattered remains of my upper torso using only an arm and a half. This is going to take some time.... well at least it doesn't hurt... MUCH. At least the friggin nanites released doses of painkiller otherwise this would really suck..... .....The sound of gunfire seems to be getting closer... Hmm well that figures just as I get to my sweet friggin ass. Oh well just means I won,t have to walk as far then. I pull my self the final few cm so I can finally reach the locus nades Ihad on my belt, well HAVE if you want to get technical as I am still in the same body. My fingers fumble as I pull the grenade from my belt Being doped up on nanite poo has a way of screwing over your finer motor functions. Mercifully I pull the grenade close to my head when, my worst fears take form in the peripherals of my vision... Sellene. "***" I think to myself damnit she is going to try to put me back together. I could almost hear her say "No don't waste your clone, We need every one we have." Damn Caldari, always trying to be the MOST efficient. I struggle with the pin as she starts sprinting towards me shouting "Wait, I got you". "NO DAMNIT" I scream mentally as I struggle in vain to pull the pin with my single hand. "If she tries to reassemble me while I'm like this..." I mentally grimace I've seen to many frankenstien creations to let that happen. " Oh crap!!!" I hear her shout "TANK!!!" I hear it coming from behind the treads screaming across the pavement sending Sellene back into cover lest she become the subject of it's wrath. As the tank rolls nearer the rumbling beneath me grows ever more intense, and then it struck me "Perfect" and with all the strenght I could muster I rolled my shattered body into the path of the incoming Maddie. Zipper patterned pancakes anyone? I stretch my new body as I leave the CRU and promptly move back towards the fighting. "Sellene's gonna be pissed at me" I mutter aloud. She really, REALLY hates it when I do that. Oh well she has learned that sometimes its best just to leave some people, too bad she still has a soft spot for corpies, it gets her killed often enough. I flank my way around the fighting trying to find stragglers that got separated from the main fight. There he is perched up on a high ridge looking over a now empty road in a Standard issue Frog scout. The fool was too preoccupied watching in the direction of the main battle to notice me. "Now you fcked up" I say as I aim above and to the right of him. I fire my Viziam laser and swing it down and back up in a large "V" cleanly severing his arms and legs. "That should slow you down" I shout as I rush over to where his body lay. I laugh as I flip him over onto his back. "Oh little one, you REALLY should have double tapped me when you had the chance" I say as I step over his shoulders positioning myself directly over his face. My glowing red eyes sparkle as I start to smack the chooch of my prototype Amarr assault suit into the visor of his helmet. All the while shouting "THIS IS WHY YOU DOUBLE TAP, THIS IS WHY YOU DOUBLE TAP" I stop as I hear a smooth almost whisper from behind me "What... What are you.. doing?" "Sned" I reply "Im teaching him to double tap of course" "Thats an odd way of teaching someone" He replied in his suave tone. The Matar's voice was strangely off putting, like behind his mask of calm there was a violent tempest brewing within, one even I wouldn't want to toy with. "You have to understand, its a sign of respect. You only leave your most hated enemies to lay suffering on the ground" I say in a matter of fact tone. "Well stop. Its disturbing" he said in aht would pass as an irritated tone for the mostly silent Matar. "Fine." I say as I relent my torment of the poor sod." I'm just saying that it is INCREDIBLY rude and inconsiderateto just leave a guy hanging like that" I say as I reach into a back pouch. "Well I think he understands much better now" he said. As I slink off like a scolded child I toss the contents of my pouch into the face of the downed merc. "Don't let it happen again" I say as the handful of artichokes pelt off his helmet. >>close file name: interview Stanush, Travis //FILE CLOSED// No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 382	Posted - 2015.02.13 06:29:00 - [4] - Quote I won't be explaining why I sound like Cody until I get some Duckberg backstory. BTW my leisure clone is tallish and thin (6'2" 160 lb ) because low gravity from growing up in an asteroid mining colony. I have green eyes and brownish hair. No tattoos or visible scars. No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 402	Posted - 2015.02.17 01:26:00 - [5] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: The "immortal" mercenary who has died countless times. Coming to a theatre near you! LMAO I'll give it a shot. Travis says so! Yay!!! Now we need Cody to get in the action so we can get this party started. No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 429	Posted - 2015.03.03 16:47:00 - [6] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: So do you guys want a preview of what I have been working on? will there be sprouts? my body is ready No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 431	Posted - 2015.03.03 23:38:00 - [7] - Quote Wishtafas Ragnarsson wrote: Travis's backstory made me laugh soooo hard. Him and his disgusting veggies.....Travis sigh.......sitting in a corner eating his veggies......I swear....I have news. I'm thinking about doing a backstory on how Puff the Magic Dragon came to be. It isn't my backstory, but Puff's would anyone want to see it? How dare you blaspheme the delicacies of the gods!!! I challenge you to a duel at dawn!!! Whoever eats the most asparagus wins the loser must declare himself as a potato. No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 432	Posted - 2015.03.04 15:30:00 - [8] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: Since I could not make it tonight, I opted to make some brussels sprouts to honor my own absence. I enjoyed them greatly. Embrace the Sprout Wish. Embrace It. Nom. Sned T. Dead. you put cheese on em? God I would commit mass murder for some cheesy sproutsa now. No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 434	Posted - 2015.03.04 17:38:00 - [9] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: Travis Stanush wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Since I could not make it tonight, I opted to make some brussels sprouts to honor my own absence. I enjoyed them greatly. Embrace the Sprout Wish. Embrace It. Nom. Sned T. Dead. you put cheese on em? God I would commit mass murder for some cheesy sproutsa now. no, didn't have time, had to eat and run per my tuesday routine :(. but nonetheless they were enjoyed. Sned T. Dead. I need sprouts NOW!!!!! damn I really am craving em so bad No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 561	Posted - 2015.10.28 20:37:00 - [10] - Quote not as lazy as me No I will not show you where they touched me!!!

Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 562	Posted - 2015.10.29 16:36:00 - [11] - Quote XxBlazikenxX wrote: Travis Stanush wrote: not as lazy as me That..... was a late reply. It took me a while to get to it No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush Y.A.M.A.H 566	Posted - 2015.11.02 21:41:00 - [12] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Dang I'm late to this party! you missed the conga line to the orgy train.... now you have to pull caboose on the human centipede.... No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS 589	Posted - 2015.12.16 15:27:00 - [13] - Quote Huh? No I will not show you where they touched me!!!
Travis Stanush TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS 594	Posted - 2015.12.18 22:49:00 - [14] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: Travis Stanush wrote: Huh? .... I want to make a pokemon joke, including a master ball,but you would go weird with it. WHO"S THAT POKEMON!!!? No I will not show you where they touched me!!!

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