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Travis Stanush wrote:

Character Name: Travis Stanush
Speciality: Assault / Logistics / Evil scheming
Squad Role: The murderous bastard that confuses everyone with how similar he sounds to Cody
Race: Gallente
Weapon of Choice: Green veggies ( sprouts, asparagus, spinach)

//OPENING FILE: Stanush, Travis//

>>resume file name: interview Stanush, Travis

???: So what is your backstory?

Travis: You want the short or the long version?

???: The long version, we have plenty of time.

Travis: OK you asked for it, remember that. Lets see... You want to hear about my childhood too?

???: Yes everything.

Travis: *sigh* OK well I'm originally from the Fountain region the Wyvern constellation to be exact. My family were originally prospectors.

???: Wait what do you mean originally?

Travis: I'm getting to that, **** hold your ******* ***.

???: Sorry, please continue.

Travis: Damn right you are. Anyways it was after the Serpentis moved in that we became members.

???: You mean pirates, correct?

Travis: No, they were miners still just they worked for them for protection, you see? Anyways after I left home I joined up with the pirates.

???: So you were a pirate?

Travis: Yeah, I was. When you grow up in Fountain there isn't much you can do "legally". It wasn't too long after that the higher ups got a hold of somthin from the frogs that they needed volunteers to test it on.

???: Frogs?

Travis: Gallente Feds

???: And what was it?

Travis: Ahaha well that my friend was first gen clone technology. They had managed to swipe it from some idiot needing a high. Poor bastard prolly got fried for that one.

???: So you are a first generation clone soldier? *shifts nervously*

Travis: Thank all the gods not anymore I'm not. Apparently I was rather cruel... I killed a man by shoving a handfull of sprouts in his..

???: Thank you but, you dont need to give me anymore details about *cough* that.

Travis: You sure? I thought you wanted the long story?

???: Yes i'm sure.

Travis: Fine. I thought it was rather funny myself though. Anyways I been in the business of killing things for a while now and I've seen my fair share of gore. Got recruited into Gunfall Mobilization just before Caldari Prime and was with them for... years. When that corp went under I kinda floated around aimlessly for a while until I met Sellene an' Sned kids the both of em ' really still fresh faced and green really. I don't know what exactly made me join but maybe it's because I saw somthin of myself in em'. Hehe the **** am I saying. I just needed someone to work for you know? Its hard being out there on your own.

>>close file name: interview Stanush, Travis

//FILE CLOSED//

P.S. dont laugh at me its my first time doing this
P.S.S. dont ask what the asparagus is for just know that when I start painting 514 in blood all over the place run... Twisted

P.S.S.S. I totally stole this format lol


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Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 12	Posted - 2014.12.06 03:46:00 - [1] - Quote Are we doing this really? fine. //OPENINGFILE: DEAD, SNED T.// >BEGIN FILE 1 before entering the room This will be the first interview with the Minmatar known as Sned 'The Dead' before I enter I must warn all listeners that he is an unknown factor. We do not know where he comes from no one even knows his last name as a warning, we do not know what to expect* >END FILE 1 >START FILE 2 interview begins 'Hello Mr. Dead if I may call you that' Sned says nothing ' do you know why you are here?' silence 'Well let me tell you, we found you on an abandoned MCC in the middle of God forsaken nowhere surrounded by over one hundred bodies of clones that were not in their dropsuits' "That is true" Sned says in a soft almost soothing tone 'Do you understand the severity of your crimes?' "what crimes?" ' You killed over one hundred clones' " I say again what crimes? Because all I am hearing is a complaint from a few mercs that they couldn't get into a battle that day" 'you stole a Mobile Command Centre!' "I just pushed a button and it went" 'so you admit to stealing the MCC?' " I said no such thing I just said I pushed a button" 'OK, OK, start from the beginning tell me your side of the story' "no" 'What?' "Did I stutter?" 'why not' "None of your business, but I will tell you what happened while I was in that MCC, off the record." 'OK then tell me what happened.' >END OF TAPE 2 >TAPE 3 'YOU DID WHAT!!!!' "Off the record" 'You poisoned the dropsuits air supply!?!' "Thats off the record" 'Why did you do that!?' "I was bored" 'OK, tell me this then what is your job on the battlefield?' "I help people, I kill people, and I hack stuff." 'No I mean what do you do better than anybody else?' " nothing." ' What?' "I don't do anything better than anyone. I just do what is required when it is required." 'So, getting back on topic, why were you flying the MCC?' "Ya know I would like for there to be some big reason, but the honest truth is there isn't, like **** the system or something like that, I took the MCC because I had noting better to do, so I did it. The truth of the matter is I don't know why I do anything I do I just do it: I jihad a LAV, ok that was fun; I headshot a heavy, ok whats next. I do things that interest me, and this is beginning to bore me." 'So you don't have a reason for doing anything? you just stole a piece of equipment worth fifty five million ISK just because the mood struck you!?! Why aren't you answering me!?!' >END OF TAPE 3 It took them half an hour to relies the person they had in custody was a clone, and by that time the one named Sned was long gone Recently it has come to light that this Minmatar has returned to the system he used to operate in, but these rumours have not yet been confirmed The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 12	Posted - 2014.12.06 13:27:00 - [2] - Quote Jofur MUR wrote: You.Are.Awesome. That is all that I have to say... Continue this or I believe the world might explode due to the loss of this epic awesomeness which is your story. I concur. Loved it Sellene, keep up the good work Sned The Dead The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 17	Posted - 2014.12.08 03:31:00 - [3] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: What if I was to tell you guys that the writer in me was broken.... I would cry. Then I would hug you, and ask Jofur to take up the mantle if it were to be true. Oh and I'd make cookies. Lots of cookies. Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 19	Posted - 2014.12.08 04:37:00 - [4] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: What if I was to tell you guys that the writer in me was broken.... I would cry. Then I would hug you, and ask Jofur to take up the mantle if it were to be true. Oh and I'd make cookies. Lots of cookies. Sned The Dead. Cookies could very well fix the writer in me lol...and some good music from Two Steps from Hell and Audiomachine I have yet to come across a problem cookies could not solve. Why the heck is there a smiley face in mantle? I did not put that there. Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 20	Posted - 2014.12.08 14:20:00 - [5] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: What if I was to tell you guys that the writer in me was broken.... I would cry. Then I would hug you, and ask Jofur to take up the mantle if it were to be true. Oh and I'd make cookies. Lots of cookies. Sned The Dead. Cookies could very well fix the writer in me lol...and some good music from Two Steps from Hell and Audiomachine I have yet to come across a problem cookies could not solve. Why the heck is there a smiley face in mantle? I did not put that there. Sned The Dead. I have no idea... That is weird. It could have been me replying from my phone it is always weird and likes to add things. Hmm perhaps, or maybe I mis-clicked. Whatever let it confuse people. Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 31	Posted - 2014.12.11 21:14:00 - [6] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Leafar Arevir wrote: The moment oof truth has arrived, Leafar Arevir has arrived to the forums Yay! Now. You can join in on the Yamah fun! You should do your interview file... Yes, let us hear of the epic tale that was the life of Leafar Arevir. Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 36	Posted - 2014.12.16 04:18:00 - [7] - Quote hardlinex wrote: Im having problems too cody so dont worry, oh and i logged in as a miracle and appeared in a different room. But i tried to search for a game and it logged me off so yeah well have to wait till tomorrow i think. The servers seem to be working now Idk WHY now, but hey after an hour and a halfof trying it got me into one dom and leafer said he could get into battles. So with him as lead you might be able to get in and play, but the whole d/c thing just keep trying and if that doesn't work try quitting the game and restarting a few times, that worked for me. Sned TheDead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 43	Posted - 2014.12.23 05:06:00 - [8] - Quote So by the request of the Goddess a few weeks ago I am to post one of my cookie recipes, and I thought this was a better place than the recruitment page so here it is: Oatmeal Scotchies 1 1/4 cups all purpose flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cinnamon 1 cup (2 sticks) butter softened 3/4-1 cup granulated sugar 3/4-1 cup packed brown sugar 2 large eggs 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1 tsp. orange peel grated 3 cups of oats 1 2/3 cups of butterscotch chips, or morsels Preheat oven to 375 degrees F, 190 degrees C(if my math is right 50/50 shot there). Combine four, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon in a small bowl. Beat brown sugar, granulated sugar, butter, vanilla, and orange peel. Beat in the flour mix a little at a time. Stir in oats and butterscotch. Drop by rounded tablespoon on to an non-greased cookie sheet. Bake for at least 7 minuets for chewy, and 9 minuets for crisp. And eat. But not to many. They are mildly addictive. Enjoy. Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 45	Posted - 2014.12.23 20:01:00 - [9] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Sounds good! And. This folks is what the smooth talking killer does in his spare time when not killing them redberries! I may have to incorporate this into the fanfic....it might be slightly hilarious the way I'm thinking of writing it (<.< ) ( >.>) Since when do I kill people? Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 49	Posted - 2014.12.25 04:34:00 - [10] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Banana Bread 1 yellow cake mix 2 eggs 4-5 overripe bananas ( mashed) pecans mix everything together in large bowl. fill two medium, greased loaf pans, or one large loaf pan Bake at 350 for 40-45 minutes That is how I make mine but with cake mix rather than flour. O.O Sned The Dead. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein

Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 93	Posted - 2015.01.24 07:02:00 - [11] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: A Dark and Stormy Night. heh reference. Sned T. Dead. In a battle where the soldiers are immortal, what is the meaning of life? Random musing
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 100	Posted - 2015.01.25 23:16:00 - [12] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: This is awesome! I think we should start having some storytime in corpchat! And if you have facebook you should join this writing group I'm apart of: A Dark and Stormy Night. It is a group of writers who post their original stuff and have writing challenges. And you should post this! Finally you got on board with story time!!! Sned T. Dead In a battle where the soldiers are immortal, what is the meaning of life? Random musing
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 139	Posted - 2015.02.12 05:07:00 - [13] - Quote Travis Stanush wrote: Character Name: Travis Stanush Speciality: Assault / Logistics / Evil scheming Squad Role: The murderous bastard that confuses everyone with how similar he sounds to Cody Race: Gallente Weapon of Choice: Green veggies ( sprouts, asparagus, spinach) //OPENING FILE: Stanush, Travis// >>resume file name: interview Stanush, Travis ???: So what is your backstory? Travis: You want the short or the long version? ???: The long version, we have plenty of time. Travis: OK you asked for it, remember that. Lets see... You want to hear about my childhood too? ???: Yes everything. Travis: sigh OK well I'm originally from the Fountain region the Wyvern constellation to be exact. My family were originally prospectors. ???: Wait what do you mean originally? Travis: I'm getting to that, ** hold your *** . ???: Sorry, please continue. Travis: Damn right you are. Anyways it was after the Serpentis moved in that we became members. ???: You mean pirates, correct? Travis: No, they were miners still just they worked for them for protection, you see? Anyways after I left home I joined up with the pirates. ???: So you were a pirate? Travis: Yeah, I was. When you grow up in Fountain there isn't much you can do "legally". It wasn't too long after that the higher ups got a hold of somthin from the frogs that they needed volunteers to test it on. ???: Frogs? Travis: Gallente Feds ???: And what was it? Travis: Ahaha well that my friend was first gen clone technology. They had managed to swipe it from some idiot needing a high. Poor bastard prolly got fried for that one. ???: So you are a first generation clone soldier? shifts nervously* Travis: Thank all the gods not anymore I'm not. Apparently I was rather cruel... I killed a man by shoving a handfull of sprouts in his.. ???: Thank you but, you dont need to give me anymore details about cough that. Travis: You sure? I thought you wanted the long story? ???: Yes i'm sure. Travis: Fine. I thought it was rather funny myself though. Anyways I been in the business of killing things for a while now and I've seen my fair share of gore. Got recruited into Gunfall Mobilization just before Caldari Prime and was with them for... years. When that corp went under I kinda floated around aimlessly for a while until I met Sellene an' Sned kids the both of em ' really still fresh faced and green really. I don't know what exactly made me join but maybe it's because I saw somthin of myself in em'. Hehe the **** am I saying. I just needed someone to work for you know? Its hard being out there on your own. >>close file name: interview Stanush, Travis //FILE CLOSED// P.S. dont laugh at me its my first time doing this P.S.S. dont ask what the asparagus is for just know that when I start painting 514 in blood all over the place run... P.S.S.S. I totally stole this format lol THE SPROUTS!!!! We will remember.... We will always remember....
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 141	Posted - 2015.02.12 06:19:00 - [14] - Quote Travis Stanush wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: THE SPROUTS!!!! Oh god... I will likely be adding more to it in a kind of series I guess? yessssssss Sned T. Dead. We will remember.... We will always remember....
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 187	Posted - 2015.03.03 04:03:00 - [15] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: So do you guys want a preview of what I have been working on? Is that even a question? do you truly need to ask? Hai, is my answer to you. Sned T. Dead. We will remember.... We will always remember....
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 191	Posted - 2015.03.04 03:28:00 - [16] - Quote Since I could not make it tonight, I opted to make some brussels sprouts to honor my own absence. I enjoyed them greatly. Embrace the Sprout Wish. Embrace It. Nom. Sned T. Dead. We will remember.... We will always remember....
Sned TheDead Y.A.M.A.H 196	Posted - 2015.03.04 17:31:00 - [17] - Quote Travis Stanush wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Since I could not make it tonight, I opted to make some brussels sprouts to honor my own absence. I enjoyed them greatly. Embrace the Sprout Wish. Embrace It. Nom. Sned T. Dead. you put cheese on em? God I would commit mass murder for some cheesy sproutsa now. no, didn't have time, had to eat and run per my tuesday routine :(. but nonetheless they were enjoyed. Sned T. Dead. We will remember.... We will always remember....
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 562	Posted - 2015.08.23 04:22:00 - [18] - Quote The feels on this thread...... the feels.... Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :) Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 890	Posted - 2015.09.15 13:58:00 - [19] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: I hope so! pokes with nanite injector are you back yet? MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 921	Posted - 2015.09.19 13:32:00 - [20] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: I hope so! pokes with nanite injector are you back yet? I apparently never am on when you are! God damn it........ I should be on tomorrow (sunday)....... get jofur of his dark souls playing ass to I want to talk to you guys again :( MUSIC! Sned T. Dead

Sned TheDead Failures inc. 959	Posted - 2015.09.22 13:09:00 - [21] - Quote Sellene Starfire wrote: Work and roommates prevent me from logging on much, especially since we share one tv for the consoles. :( I still think the idea wish and I came up with would be hilarious, but I understand. I just miss you guys. I am finding it harder and harder to play with no one else to play with :/ MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 960	Posted - 2015.09.22 18:58:00 - [22] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: Work and roommates prevent me from logging on much, especially since we share one tv for the consoles. :( I still think the idea wish and I came up with would be hilarious, but I understand. I just miss you guys. I am finding it harder and harder to play with no one else to play with :/ Got to catch me when I'm on! But it was nice running together again for those couple times! I try to, but my schedule is so different from yours..... I want to trust me jamie, hell my best times playing are with you and rafy..... idk I think I may have to take another break from dust again soon :( MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 963	Posted - 2015.09.22 22:56:00 - [23] - Quote Radiant Pancake3 wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Jamie Survivors wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Sellene Starfire wrote: Work and roommates prevent me from logging on much, especially since we share one tv for the consoles. :( I still think the idea wish and I came up with would be hilarious, but I understand. I just miss you guys. I am finding it harder and harder to play with no one else to play with :/ Got to catch me when I'm on! But it was nice running together again for those couple times! I try to, but my schedule is so different from yours..... I want to trust me jamie, hell my best times playing are with you and rafy..... idk I think I may have to take another break from dust again soon :( I thought we squaded the most... Then again last I checked you have off work Tuesday, unless that has changed.. Which is when I can't get on. Work yes. School? no. I am in college Rad :) yes most days I am only doing school, I can get on, but I have other things to. you must remember during the school year I can not get on on tuesdays. except mid october. I have two days of fall break. one of which is a tuesday. \o/ MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 965	Posted - 2015.09.23 02:31:00 - [24] - Quote Radiant Pancake3 wrote: Sorry, was too lazy to delete correctly. wow, just wow. I..... that is a bit beyond laziness rad... MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 1	Posted - 2015.10.28 23:04:00 - [25] - Quote Travis Stanush wrote: not as lazy as me godfuckin..... ehhhhh god damnit travis MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 1	Posted - 2015.11.02 20:06:00 - [26] - Quote -_- MUSIC! Sned T. Dead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 1	Posted - 2015.11.27 01:02:00 - [27] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Travis Stanush wrote: Jamie Survivors wrote: Dang I'm late to this party! you missed the conga line to the orgy train.... now you have to pull caboose on the human centipede.... Lol oh Travis! godmotherfuckingdamnitwiththeselatereplys...... RAIN! Sned T. Dead I am Undead
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 1	Posted - 2015.12.16 15:29:00 - [28] - Quote Travis Stanush wrote: Huh? .... I want to make a pokemon joke, including a master ball,but you would go weird with it. RAIN! Sned T. Dead I am Undead