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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1776
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Posted - 2014.12.04 06:13:00 -
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Well, here you go.
WARNING: NSFW
Author's Notes:
I'm devolving from political satire to just insanity.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
6277
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Posted - 2014.12.04 06:14:00 -
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Bout time, <3 Hynox
My Chat: NEG1 Pub
21 Day EVE Trial
ISK, Corp & PC Services
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
3444
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Posted - 2014.12.04 07:50:00 -
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Back with class, in the ass...
http://evil-guide.tripod.com/
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el OPERATOR
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
599
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Posted - 2014.12.04 08:00:00 -
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Just in time for the holidays
Open-Beta Vet.
Drunk Night Tree Burner.
This is my Main and Original.
DUST514 is WARFARE, not WAR-FAIR.
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Kain Spero
Goonfeet
3918
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Posted - 2014.12.04 08:10:00 -
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So that's where that pan was. Always the last place you think to look.
Owner of Spero Escrow Services
Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
554
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Posted - 2014.12.04 09:01:00 -
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10/10 made me choke on my soup.
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8500
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Posted - 2014.12.04 12:55:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Well, here you go. WARNING: NSFW
Author's Notes: I'm devolving from political satire to just insanity.
I was wondering who would be next.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Flyingconejo
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
1127
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Posted - 2014.12.04 13:03:00 -
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"A daring plunge into Sci-Fi's darkest places, short story of the year." Sci-fi novels, 5/5.
"A touching journey of self-exploration and discovery, it's the Odyssey of modern times." Literary Focus, 9/10.
"This author really makes us know the characters to their very innards, and will twist them in ways you never saw before." MH Times, 8.5/10 |
Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
876
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Posted - 2014.12.04 13:18:00 -
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Nice
FOR THE STATE
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2429
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Posted - 2014.12.04 14:31:00 -
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The legend continues! |
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
1356
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Posted - 2014.12.04 15:08:00 -
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Oh boy ive waited a long time for this.
The Connoisseur of Weapons.
19/19 Level 5, 19/19 Proficiency 3.
Excessively British. Tea is the drink of Gods.
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STABBEY
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
529
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Posted - 2014.12.04 16:46:00 -
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Wowza you have too much time on your hands.
SEE WHAT FW WAIT TIMES DO TO PEOPLE CCP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FIXTHATSHIT
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1913 DfLo
ScReWeD uP InC
90
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Posted - 2014.12.04 16:56:00 -
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Keep It Tight
ScReWeD uP InC
Recruit BPO's
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Jynx'D
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
285
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Posted - 2014.12.04 17:00:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Well, here you go. WARNING: NSFW
Author's Notes: I'm devolving from political satire to just insanity.
That was a master piece, lmao. |
Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8519
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Posted - 2014.12.04 18:46:00 -
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Flyingconejo wrote:"A daring plunge into Sci-Fi's darkest places, short story of the year." Sci-fi novels, 5/5.
"A touching journey of self-exploration and discovery, it's the Odyssey of modern times." Literary Focus, 9/10.
"This author really makes us know the characters to their very innards, and will twist them in ways you never saw before." MH Times, 8.5/10
"It was okay, I guess" IGN 9.5/10
EDIT:
As for the actual content of the story: OMFG THAT LAST LINE
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Vordred Knight
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
505
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Posted - 2014.12.04 20:30:00 -
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Nice jeb m8 10/10 - IGN
Don't Do Drugs while playing Eve
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1795
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Posted - 2014.12.04 21:06:00 -
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I added jokes geared towards 8213's distain for OH, but we all know getting the high ground is an unfair exploit.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8523
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Posted - 2014.12.04 21:07:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:I added jokes geared towards 8213's distain for OH, but we all know getting the high ground is an unfair exploit.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
516
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Posted - 2014.12.05 02:27:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Well, here you go. WARNING: NSFW
Author's Notes: I'm devolving from political satire to just insanity.
Funny as SH*T!!!!
I sent a copy of your story out as a General TSO's alliance mail.
Molon Labe: Slow & Steady...
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1804
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:37:00 -
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Next week, Sota dresses up as Santa and goes to the mall, before opening fire on a herd of children with an assault rifle loaded with blanks.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Jynx'D
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
352
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:42:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Next week, Sota dresses up as Santa and goes to the mall, before opening fire on a herd of children with an assault rifle loaded with blanks.
Those ******* took my cookies and milk.
Putting them on the bad list wasn't enough.
"I can hire the best... but I use alliance instead." - Roman8213
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Ice JJ Fish
30
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Posted - 2014.12.06 09:07:00 -
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Jynx'D wrote:Hynox Xitio wrote:Next week, Sota dresses up as Santa and goes to the mall, before opening fire on a herd of children with an assault rifle loaded with blanks. Those ******* took my cookies and milk. Putting them on the bad list wasn't enough.
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Songs of Seraphim
Murphys-Law
101
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Posted - 2014.12.06 09:31:00 -
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It's almost 2 am and I'm looking for more of these Hypnox.
I heard that there were three of these and something about a Pan?...
I came across one with Roman and Espeon... I'll never talk to him the same way...
So much maple syrup...
Raging alcoholic.
Quafe is life. Quafe is love.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1822
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Posted - 2014.12.06 14:25:00 -
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Songs of Seraphim wrote:It's almost 2 am and I'm looking for more of these Hypnox.
I heard that there were three of these and something about a Pan?...
I came across one with Roman and Espeon... I'll never talk to him the same way...
So much maple syrup...
The Dragon Dildo was from the original story, but CCP basically erased it from existence, because I had posted the entire story directly on the forums.
.......*cough cough*
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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el OPERATOR
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
614
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Posted - 2014.12.06 23:11:00 -
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Songs of Seraphim wrote:It's almost 2 am and I'm looking for more of these Hypnox.
I heard that there were three of these and something about a Pan?...
I came across one with Roman and Espeon... I'll never talk to him the same way...
So much maple syrup...
lol, Welcome to the book club dude.
Open-Beta Vet.
Drunk Night Tree Burner.
This is my Main and Original.
DUST514 is WARFARE, not WAR-FAIR.
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Songs of Seraphim
Murphys-Law
101
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Posted - 2014.12.06 23:20:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Songs of Seraphim wrote:It's almost 2 am and I'm looking for more of these Hypnox.
I heard that there were three of these and something about a Pan?...
I came across one with Roman and Espeon... I'll never talk to him the same way...
So much maple syrup... The Dragon Dildo was from the original story, but CCP basically erased it from existence, because I had posted the entire story directly on the forums. ....... *cough cough*
...
If you are ever in LA, I'll buy you a glass of scotch.
I'm laughing so hard from these. XD
Raging alcoholic.
Quafe is life. Quafe is love.
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Songs of Seraphim
Murphys-Law
101
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Posted - 2014.12.06 23:22:00 -
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el OPERATOR wrote:Songs of Seraphim wrote:It's almost 2 am and I'm looking for more of these Hypnox.
I heard that there were three of these and something about a Pan?...
I came across one with Roman and Espeon... I'll never talk to him the same way...
So much maple syrup... lol, Welcome to the book club dude.
It's your fault I was up until the wee hours of the night on my phone looking for these atrocities!!!!
Worth it. Lol
Raging alcoholic.
Quafe is life. Quafe is love.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1844
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Posted - 2014.12.07 22:19:00 -
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Songs of Seraphim wrote:
If you are ever in LA, I'll buy you a glass of scotch.
I'm laughing so hard from these. XD
I was in LA this summer. Wrote EspeonxRoman on the plane home.
:,L
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
3514
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Posted - 2014.12.08 01:01:00 -
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I saw some lord of the rings style wording.
Fatal Absolution Director
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Songs of Seraphim
Murphys-Law
102
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Posted - 2014.12.08 09:33:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Songs of Seraphim wrote:
If you are ever in LA, I'll buy you a glass of scotch.
I'm laughing so hard from these. XD
I was in LA this summer. Wrote EspeonxRoman on the plane home. :,L
If you swing by again, shoot me a message, and I'll keep my word on buying you a round or two.
Raging alcoholic.
Quafe is life. Quafe is love.
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