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Silver Strike44
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:17:00 -
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I am here to tell you about our lord and savior nickmunson. He is a god. A deity. In addition to these things, he is the greatest player in all of dust. He only allows people to kill him to make them feel good about themselves as he is, after all, a kind, caring, and fair ruler of men. Since I am already listing adjectives in an attempt to illustrate how amazing nickmunson is, he is great, all-knowing, all-powerful, mighty, humble, better than you, and the greatest.
Moving on, I would like to tell you a bit about my experiences with this absolute beast of a god. I was, at one time, almost nickmunson's friend. Yes, the great munson almost bestowed his friendship onto me, a filthy peasant. Anyways, as I was in his presence longer and longer, I realized more and more how much of a god he was. It clearly didnt take long for me to realize this as you would have to be a huge gaylord to not do so. One day, in an ambush I was not present in, munson told his ple-filled team to get on the pipes or they would lose. The fools did not heed this warning so they inevitably were defeated despite having this absolute slayer on their team. Again, I wasnt present for that, so I have only heard stories of that teams scrubiness and, of course munson greatness. From then on, I learned that the pipes were to praised right alongside munson as he gave them his blessing.
Another time, I must have been doing something that munson did not approve of, like not actively worshipping him, because he threatened to come to my house and punch me in the face. I was petrified. No mortal could possibly survive that. I didnt sleep for four days. On the fifth day, I realized that my death would allow me to ascend to the plain of munson and be with him for eternity. I was then prepared to embrace his wrath. Instead of absolutely decimating me, the ever-wise munson just blocked me.
Today, even though munson has me permamuted, I am his prophet and his apostle. Now, for the the commandments of munson, but first you must understand that that his preferred playstyle consists of him raining down destruction from the pipes in the form of rempte explosives.
1. Always carry remote explosives.
2. Always get on the pipes.
3. Always throw remote explosives from the pipes.
4. Always get multiple kills with remote explosives.
5. nickmunson is the greatest thing to ever exist and he shall be treated as such.
6. Always cry about not getting enough kills with remote explosives.
7. If you are to use a gun instead of remote explosives and break most of the other commandments on this list, that weapon will be a shotgun.
8. Devote your life to munson or be smote.
9. Praise munson.
10. Praisie the pipes.
Finally here are just a few websites where you can find devotion to many forms.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
www.praisethepipes.org
www.REcentral.gov
www.nickmunsonisthegreatesthumanbeingtoeverlive.edu (even though munson isnt really a human, this is still a good site to learn of his greatness.)
www.cum2urhousnpunchuinthefaceuflaminfaget.web/praisethepipes
www.youwillneverbeanywherenearasgreatasmunsonatanythingyouscrub.gitgud
www.damplips.com
www.thewrathofmunsonisendlessandunforgiving.co.uk
Now, go out and tell your friends, your family, your dog, your teacher, yourself, your pastor, your birds, the ocean, your favorite box of cereal, and your fellow dust players how great nickmunson is.
Praise munson. Praise the pipes.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Hakyou Brutor
Titans of Phoenix
1710
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:38:00 -
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Heil Munson!
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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Ace Boone
Capital Acquisitions LLC
507
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:48:00 -
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/heil
Only loyal to the republic.
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Ashley Swift
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
16
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Posted - 2014.12.02 02:03:00 -
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I'm sorry, but damp lips? That is offensive I'm calling the almighty Archduke. May the general manager have mercy on your greasy soul.
Now that you're close I feel like coming undone
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Hakyou Brutor
Titans of Phoenix
1710
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Posted - 2014.12.02 02:49:00 -
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Ashley Swift wrote:I'm sorry, but damp lips? That is offensive I'm calling the almighty Archduke. May the general manager have mercy on your greasy soul.
No! may Munson have mercy on your soul!
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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Texas Killionaire
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
314
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Posted - 2014.12.02 02:56:00 -
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Speaking for nickmunson as nickmuson's attorney:
Come on man! Where is everybody?
If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win.
Jello Biafra = God
AQUPI
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Shepherd Grey
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
142
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:07:00 -
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I aspire to be his coffee maker.
Edit: hail munson o% |
Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
1150
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:16:00 -
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http://i45.tinypic.com/2is71mr.gif |
Immortal John Ripper
26150
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:28:00 -
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I miss when I used to get weird fan threads like this everyday....
I am the greatest gamer of all time.
Like if you agree.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:28:00 -
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I miss when I used to get weird fan threads like this everyday....
I am the greatest gamer of all time.
Like if you agree.
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Texas Killionaire
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
317
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:51:00 -
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Shepherd Grey wrote:I aspire to be his coffee maker.
Edit: hail munson o%
o% = how'd you get the beans above the frank?
Name that movie...
If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win.
Jello Biafra = God
AQUPI
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Silver Strike44
235
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Posted - 2014.12.02 05:10:00 -
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Dust User wrote:http://i45.tinypic.com/2is71mr.gif
Im sorry, I have done all I can do.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
1152
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Posted - 2014.12.02 11:19:00 -
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Texas Killionaire wrote:Shepherd Grey wrote:I aspire to be his coffee maker.
Edit: hail munson o% o% = how'd you get the beans above the frank? Name that movie...
We got a bleeder!
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2014.12.02 17:00:00 -
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You are all a disease
"I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masterbait afterwards." - CCP LockingBro
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Silver Strike44
235
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Posted - 2014.12.02 17:13:00 -
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:You are all a disease
And nickmunson is the cure.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2395
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Posted - 2014.12.02 17:59:00 -
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I like Nick. Always have. |
B1ack ice
Ancient Exiles.
433
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Posted - 2014.12.02 19:50:00 -
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I've always wondered how one manages to go negative spamming RE's.
I guess you could consider him a sort of savior for being a prime example of what not to do.
TRU STORY
"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." -Mark Twain
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el OPERATOR
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
570
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Posted - 2014.12.02 22:38:00 -
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nickmunson has never praised my use of pipes but he did praise my use of my bubbler once.
Open-Beta Vet.
Drunk Night Tree Burner.
This is my Main and Original.
DUST514 is WARFARE, not WAR-FAIR.
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Silver Strike44
236
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:41:00 -
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el OPERATOR wrote:nickmunson has never praised my use of pipes but he did praise my use of my bubbler once.
He does not do the praising; he is to be praised.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Texas Killionaire
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
320
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:55:00 -
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Silver Strike44 wrote:el OPERATOR wrote:nickmunson has never praised my use of pipes but he did praise my use of my bubbler once. He does not do the praising; he is to be praised.
I feel like I'm staring to understand but also becoming moar lost.
If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win.
Jello Biafra = God
AQUPI
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Silver Strike44
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Posted - 2014.12.03 01:12:00 -
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Texas Killionaire wrote:Silver Strike44 wrote:el OPERATOR wrote:nickmunson has never praised my use of pipes but he did praise my use of my bubbler once. He does not do the praising; he is to be praised. I feel like I'm staring to understand but also becoming moar lost.
If you are lost, check out some of those sites. If you are still lost after that, munson help you.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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STABBEY
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
522
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:12:00 -
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You are a fking moron. That is all. 
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Hakyou Brutor
Titans of Phoenix
1715
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:22:00 -
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STABBEY wrote:You are a fking moron. That is all.
How dare you insult the prophets of Munson! Pray he doesn't storm your village and steal all your REs.
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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Silver Strike44
237
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Posted - 2014.12.03 06:33:00 -
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STABBEY wrote:You are a fking moron. That is all.
Be careful what you say; munson is always listening.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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MR MOJOO
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2014.12.03 17:13:00 -
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Nickmunson=God of dust
I like pie=ƒÿüG¥ñ
I also like pie =ƒÿüG¥ñ
And I still like pie =ƒÿüG¥ñ
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Silver Strike44
239
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Posted - 2014.12.03 17:14:00 -
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Okay, I have been given the go-ahead by you-know-who to let you guys in on munson's four step process to success in Dust 514.
1. Get on pipes.
2. Throw REs from pipes.
3. Detonate REs.
4. Complain about not getting enough kills with REs.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Silver Strike44
239
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Posted - 2014.12.03 17:15:00 -
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MR MOJOO wrote:Nickmunson=God of dust
*everything
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Silver Strike44
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Posted - 2014.12.07 07:20:00 -
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Bump for munson.
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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Ashley Swift
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
20
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Posted - 2014.12.10 18:48:00 -
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Hump for munson
Now that you're close I feel like coming undone
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1672
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Posted - 2014.12.13 11:33:00 -
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I stab hem wit meh nova knivs.
I will leave you drowning in your own blood.
Then I will terminate your clone
With a potato
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