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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.25 03:31:00 -
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Jynx'D wrote:
They've been losing a lot of games lately, probably feeling pressured. Though, not sure why... With how rich they are
Therein is where I believe the problem is. When I was farming, I noticed with every paycheck, I sucked even more. Then I got to 1 billion and got my balls smashed in so often that I was trying out for all county choir.
So, I did what any sensible Latino with a panty fetish would do. I gave my money to some random white people, and Laira came back to me.
I shall, for sheer boredom's sake, translate this into Ghettonese:
Yo man, at tha start, I was all lyke "gotta hustle, git mah monee"! Then I started gitten mah money, and out came da skanks. Maaaaain, der waz soooo many skanks, I completely forgot about mah main ghetto shawty. Den dem skanks started doin' kinky thangs to mah nuts, talkin' bout gangsta ball stompin' and dey was callin' dey pimps up on mah crib.
So one day I went to some o' mah homeboys up in da ghetto, and I was liek, "yo, take mah moneys". Then one took me to a Shiyou Hidiyoshi sermon, and he was all liek "Rich people suck! Dey done lost all dey balla skillz! Follow the way of Yoshi and become dirt poor!" So I lost all mah moneyz, but I got my ghetto shawty back, and now we makin' lovez up in mah old crib.
our love song
On a side note, I totally didn't guess you were Sota. When I first noticed you posting, I was all like "this guys not a douche"! Then I was like "Oh, it's Sota".
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:10:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:Messy Frog Ink wrote:Zatara Rought wrote:Messy Frog Ink wrote:Also, why were you guys in dns? We went to DNS to break the donut up from the inside!  Success!  Thats not what spero told me  , although i do appreciate the mild humor you instill on most of your posts, it would be totally acceptable to have a serious tone once in a while. Hey hey, if you believe Kane...jokes on you!  You'd be one of the few. Thankfully most others have more brains than that. Or were actually there.
Wait, are we talking about this Kain? Or the other Kane that nobody cares about? I'll be honest, the first Kain was pretty awesome, great story. A little depressing seeing as how he was one of the most awesomeo vampires ever, but that bonerfart Edward ruined vampires for all.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:25:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:Ace Boone wrote:Zatara you are absolutely full of ****.
It's unbelievable the amount of cow **** that falls out of your mouth every time you speak. uh huh. Alright little guy. *pats head* It's gonna be ok buddy. Show me on the doll where he touched you.
NO!!!! Get that doll away from him!!! I can't afford for people to know where I touched him!
It's... it's too embarrassing.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.25 21:22:00 -
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Oh Good Lord in Heaven. Zatata and Sota have succumbed to the most deadly of internet diseases!
The whiteness.... it won't be long until they start looking into retirement funds and start investing into Geico to save on car insurance!
We don't have long, if we don't flood their bodies with good ole fashioned Negro music and soul food!
Nurse Jemima, restrain the infected! And whip up some pancakes after that!
Jemima: You got it, boo! *restrains Sota and the princess* *flips pancakes*
Zatata: Ohhhhhhhhh, 1500 per seme.......ohhhhhhh.
Derrith: No! He's looking into children's college funds! Jemima, gimme dem pancakes! *force feeds the princess* It's not working! I can see him organizing his fantasy football team! We need to resort to something drastic, and now! Jemima, show him some boobs!
Jemima lifts up Sota's shirt.
Derrith: Oh God no, wrong boobs! *as Zatata and Sota slowly grow horned rimmed glasses and khakis, Derrith frantically finds a way to save them from their retirement home*
*Derrith sighs heavily* I guess there's no other way, I'll have to summon him...
Derrith: I summon the darkest of darkness warriors, come to me, Lil Wayne!
*Lil Wayne appears with a puff of smoke*
Lil Wayne: YOUNG MOOLAH BABY!!!!!!!
Zatata and Sota: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As the khakis begin to disappear, and Sota and Zatata return to normal, Derrith knows he saved the day.
Zatata: Oh Paladin Derrith, how can I ever repay you? Perhaps some.... pork chops?
Derrith: If by pork chops, you mean some white bootay, then yes, I'd love some pork chops.
And they lived happily ever after in the FA.G kingdom.
Up NEXT!! On the YDubbs Povich show, is Devin the father of Ace's child? Find out after these messages!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.26 03:52:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:Ace Boone wrote:Zatara Rought wrote:Ace Boone wrote:
Ace Boone in-game lol, I brought you half your A-team, remember?
But anyways, for IRL information DM me in-game tomorrow, I'm sure we could compare achievements lol.
Umm...is this the same a-team that i wiped my boots on in the PE war? I must not have been around when you got here..that's right...someone else accepted your app while i was on vacation. Welp thanks for playing your part! You wiped your boots with Devin, Saxon and DEadly? The same team Skeletor was willing to kick Ghostt for, until everyone else decided he could stay lol. oh. but back the IRL achievements..still waiting on those pics. Ahh no...those three are baws. But 3 people is not an a-team.. And I was willing to kick ghost for pretty much anything. So that's not an achievement. Do you know how many times I tried to kick ghost?See none of them were in PE iirc. But with reading comprehension like that... 
Probably a few more times than I raised all living hell about it. But it wasn't just Ghostt, I'm usually the first to raise all sorts of living hell whenever I even hear the word "kick".
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