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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 21:29:00 -
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MythTanker wrote: Hey guys my name is Mythtanker and i would love to be your new CPM.
What qualifies me as the perfect candidate?
Well i am currently hosting the 1st Mythtanker challenge which will take place on the 20th-27th.
Me and my loyal soldiers have purged many worthless blueberries the battlefields of faction warfare. For example tonight a squad of my men and a pilot helped destroy 14 total blueberries in one AFW. We coordinated with warbarge strikes and small arms fire.
This is the type of bravery and cleverness that would make me perfect for CPM. I see every merc as equal, under me of course. Im not saying im better than all of you im just saying that I know best.
What will i accomplish as CPM?
If i get elected as CPM I will take away the pesky limits on FW awoxing, and I will make sure every single merc has atleast 2 gallons of quafe a day. I will make the word "awox" a household word instead of some forbidden word thats just taboo. I will make Dust 514 great again if elected.
So remeber ladies and gentlemen vote for me and Drink Quafe Faggets.
Nope... Tking is just disgraceful...
There needs to be a limit to awoxing. Why? Because people like you taking it upon themselves to kill allies because they aren't the best? Why would you even purposefully TK?
I don't see how everyone killing everyone is good, so nope...
Also I hate Quafe, disgusting is what it is.
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 21:36:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MythTanker wrote: Hey guys my name is Mythtanker and i would love to be your new CPM.
What qualifies me as the perfect candidate?
Well i am currently hosting the 1st Mythtanker challenge which will take place on the 20th-27th.
Me and my loyal soldiers have purged many worthless blueberries the battlefields of faction warfare. For example tonight a squad of my men and a pilot helped destroy 14 total blueberries in one AFW. We coordinated with warbarge strikes and small arms fire.
This is the type of bravery and cleverness that would make me perfect for CPM. I see every merc as equal, under me of course. Im not saying im better than all of you im just saying that I know best.
What will i accomplish as CPM?
If i get elected as CPM I will take away the pesky limits on FW awoxing, and I will make sure every single merc has atleast 2 gallons of quafe a day. I will make the word "awox" a household word instead of some forbidden word thats just taboo. I will make Dust 514 great again if elected.
So remeber ladies and gentlemen vote for me and Drink Quafe Faggets.
Nope... Tking is just disgraceful... There needs to be a limit to awoxing. Why? Because people like you taking it upon themselves to kill allies because they aren't the best? Why would you even purposefully TK? I don't see how everyone killing everyone is good, so nope... Also I hate Quafe, disgusting is what it is. FW needs to be more like EVE. More like a sandbox. And besides if you want to be a scrub and run your militia minmatar suit in our matches than we have every right to awox you. Drink Quafe. Awox Scrubs. Repeat.
I don't have any militia Minmatar fits...
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Love your state for it protects you
Love your work
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 21:45:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:MythTanker wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:KenKaniff69 wrote:Apothecary.... Your response? claiming to be a CCP is a bannable offence :) Being a little scrub is an awoxable offence... glad im not a scrub then :) however.. i dont know about you FA may start queueing for FW in the future if you continue to insult CCP Awox.
You really make it tempting to insult Mythtanker (Who is unworthy of the CCP title)
The things I could say...
The 'pirates' I could kill...
The idea seems very nice to me...
I think I'm beginning to like Awoxing...
Nope unless it's a 'pirate' (I occasionally TK people in FW, but they deserve it.)
Love your enemy for he toughens you.
Love your state for it protects you
Love your work
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:27:00 -
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MythTanker wrote:True Adamance wrote:I get the horrible feeling I'll see Myth and his in a match one day.
Six pairs of eyes, all fondling their mass drivers watch me as I approach the hack point in my Ak.0 just....watching my every move as a slink over, hunched, and wary to complete my mission.
.....then without warning the entire objective becomes and explosive hell. No you would be a worthy Awox. I would execute you with a bolt pistol... 1 round straight to the head...
I'm just going to hunt Myth should I see him in battle...
I have every type weapon, every type of suit, and every vehicle... you REALLY should leave should you see me... did I mention I also am a Kamikaze drop ship pilot? 
Love your enemy for he toughens you.
Love your state for it protects you
Love your work
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:29:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:MythTanker wrote:True Adamance wrote:I get the horrible feeling I'll see Myth and his in a match one day.
Six pairs of eyes, all fondling their mass drivers watch me as I approach the hack point in my Ak.0 just....watching my every move as a slink over, hunched, and wary to complete my mission.
.....then without warning the entire objective becomes and explosive hell. No you would be a worthy Awox. I would execute you with a bolt pistol... 1 round straight to the head... Not if I strafe like a boss!
Just never try avoiding my BP like that... I'm a terrible shot unless you strafe...
*remembers Ak.0 strafing away from bolt pistol... +60 headshot kill*
see?
Love your enemy for he toughens you.
Love your state for it protects you
Love your work
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:45:00 -
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MythTanker wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MythTanker wrote:True Adamance wrote:I get the horrible feeling I'll see Myth and his in a match one day.
Six pairs of eyes, all fondling their mass drivers watch me as I approach the hack point in my Ak.0 just....watching my every move as a slink over, hunched, and wary to complete my mission.
.....then without warning the entire objective becomes and explosive hell. No you would be a worthy Awox. I would execute you with a bolt pistol... 1 round straight to the head... I'm just going to hunt Myth should I see him in battle... I have every type weapon, every type of suit, and every vehicle... you REALLY should leave should you see me... did I mention I also am a Kamikaze drop ship pilot? You are no match for the Great Awoxer and his army of loyal soldiers. You are not the hunter. You are the Huntee. Oh and if you do go through with this endeavor i hope you drink lots of quafe... Fagget
I picture you as a 5yo oddly enough...
Anyway, what is an army if you can't hurt the enemy until it is too late?
Being the Huntee will make it easier to turn tides as I will be able to easily lure you.
Also I have RDV piloting to 5! (Glitches are fun... never lets go of my dropship so I hop in and inspire fear in the hearts of all those who witness it.)
Love your enemy for he toughens you.
Love your state for it protects you
Love your work
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