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MythTanker
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.16 07:26:00 -
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Hey guys my name is Mythtanker and i would love to be your new CPM.
What qualifies me as the perfect candidate?
Well i am currently hosting the 1st Mythtanker challenge which will take place on the 20th-27th.
Me and my loyal soldiers have purged many worthless blueberries the battlefields of faction warfare. For example tonight a squad of my men and a pilot helped destroy 14 total blueberries in one AFW. We coordinated with warbarge strikes and small arms fire.
This is the type of bravery and cleverness that would make me perfect for CPM. I see every merc as equal, under me of course. Im not saying im better than all of you im just saying that I know best.
What will i accomplish as CPM?
If i get elected as CPM I will take away the pesky limits on FW awoxing, and I will make sure every single merc has atleast 2 gallons of quafe a day. I will make the word "awox" a household word instead of some forbidden word thats just taboo. I will make Dust 514 great again if elected.
So remeber ladies and gentlemen vote for me and Drink Quafe Faggets.
Drink Quafe F@gg0t -CCP Awox
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MythTanker
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.16 21:33:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:KenKaniff69 wrote:Apothecary.... Your response? claiming to be a CCP is a bannable offence :)
Being a little scrub is an awoxable offence...
Drink Quafe F@gg0t -CCP Awox
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MythTanker
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
247
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:23:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:I get the horrible feeling I'll see Myth and his in a match one day.
Six pairs of eyes, all fondling their mass drivers watch me as I approach the hack point in my Ak.0 just....watching my every move as a slink over, hunched, and wary to complete my mission.
.....then without warning the entire objective becomes and explosive hell.
No you would be a worthy Awox. I would execute you with a bolt pistol... 1 round straight to the head...
Drink Quafe F@gg0t -CCP Awox
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MythTanker
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
247
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:39:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:MythTanker wrote:True Adamance wrote:I get the horrible feeling I'll see Myth and his in a match one day.
Six pairs of eyes, all fondling their mass drivers watch me as I approach the hack point in my Ak.0 just....watching my every move as a slink over, hunched, and wary to complete my mission.
.....then without warning the entire objective becomes and explosive hell. No you would be a worthy Awox. I would execute you with a bolt pistol... 1 round straight to the head... I'm just going to hunt Myth should I see him in battle... I have every type weapon, every type of suit, and every vehicle... you REALLY should leave should you see me... did I mention I also am a Kamikaze drop ship pilot? 
You are no match for the Great Awoxer and his army of loyal soldiers. You are not the hunter. You are the Huntee. Oh and if you do go through with this endeavor i hope you drink lots of quafe... Fagget
Drink Quafe F@gg0t -CCP Awox
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