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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1339
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Posted - 2014.11.15 04:40:00 -
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Dead bodies are everywhere.
No threats in sight, they've been pushed back, you did good kid.
Needle in hand.
Staring at the dead body, no shield, no armor, poor guy, I wait patiently.
The enemy is beginning to push back...I scream "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!?!?"
I'm not trying to farm you, just hit the button. Hit THE BUTTON! It's a 100% needle you fool.
Oh, my god, you paranoid tardpro, fine just terminate, that's FINE!
I'm hitting the supply dept, switching over to my Minmando, I hate you so much.
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
259
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Posted - 2014.11.15 04:47:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:Dead bodies are everywhere.
No threats in sight, they've been pushed back, you did good kid.
Needle in hand.
Staring at the dead body, no shield, no armor, poor guy, I wait patiently.
The enemy is beginning to push back...I scream "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!?!?"
I'm not trying to farm you, just hit the button. Hit THE BUTTON! It's a 100% needle you fool.
Oh, my god, you paranoid tardpro, fine just terminate, that's FINE!
I'm hitting the supply dept, switching over to my Minmando, I hate you so much.
I hate those paranoid fools
The would rather die than let me use my tools
they are all buffoon!
Fine! Go listen to death's annoying tune!
1 logi all alone
not even a pile of bones...
Respawn, and gets again
Die again from his body of tin.
Poetry!
made from the thoughts of a logi!
Pal'Ahm kim kama'Ahm
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1342
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:08:00 -
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There he lies, the dying clone.
No more armor, all alone.
A shining beacon spawns so near
To put a needle in his rear
But the prick will not press call
So I tea bag him with logi balls
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
4574
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:13:00 -
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Sometimes I just forget
That one button to press,
But you can always bet
That I'll think before ask for a rezz. |
Kaze Eyrou
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
932
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:18:00 -
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What... that's it?
No let me tell you a story.
Similar to yours: Cleared battlefield. Needle in hand. Ready to revive.
Nothing happens.
I've learned. These guys don't know. I move away.
FLASH FLASH! He wants a revive! I move back toward him at breakneck speed.
5 meters away...
Disappears. Only 10 seconds have gone by since he initially went down.
After the match...
Go to fridge. Writing down BUY NEW CONTROLLER. Glance at box of broken controllers. Glance at calendar. Further write RESOLVE TO BREAK FEWER CONTROLLERS.
Here's hoping my New Year's Resolution makes it past 2:00 on January 1st.
CB Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
CIO ("Proto Forum Warrior")
Learning Coalition & RTG
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Clone D
Grundstein Automation
832
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:25:00 -
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I generally apply the "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me." addage when it comes to pick ups. I'll always give a nearby needler a chance. It still pisses me off to get farmed and I teeter on the brink of never letting any non-squad member revive me again.
ISK Trader
channel: blitz
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Kaze Eyrou
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
932
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:28:00 -
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A blueberry down.
Standing by with Injector.
Refused by spawning.
CB Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
CIO ("Proto Forum Warrior")
Learning Coalition & RTG
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
10271
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:30:00 -
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Well maybe if you had at least gotten rid of the redberry who is still nearby first.
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
260
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:31:00 -
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Kaze Eyrou wrote:A blueberry down.
Standing by with Injector.
Refused by spawning.
My problem when dead: No one can revive me!
Others problem: So many people want to lower my K/D!
others:Too many people trying to kill me with needle!
Pal'Ahm kim kama'Ahm
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G Felix
161
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:33:00 -
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Kaze Eyrou wrote:A blueberry down.
Standing by with Injector.
Refused by spawning.
Nice, I was wondering how long it would be until someone busted out the haiku.
*golf clap*
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
260
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:33:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:Well maybe if you had at least gotten rid of the redberry who is still nearby first.
I always do that, but then respawn...
I ask why after match he says "They were going to kill me again"
I replied "I killed him!"
he says "We it isn't good for my K/D!"
WUT?
Pal'Ahm kim kama'Ahm
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1352
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:38:00 -
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I want my needle deep inside you
but it's not my choice if you refuse to
I'm a logi, I'm here to resuscitate
would you prefer that I masturb*te?
I will sit on my hand until it goes numb
The touch of a stranger makes me
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1353
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:42:00 -
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Kaze Eyrou wrote:A blueberry down.
Standing by with Injector.
Refused by spawning.
That is beautiful. |
Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
10271
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:44:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Well maybe if you had at least gotten rid of the redberry who is still nearby first. I always do that, but then respawn... I ask why after match he says "They were going to kill me again" I replied "I killed him!" he says "We it isn't good for my K/D!" WUT?
Oh well, in that case... **** him.
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1354
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:53:00 -
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My needles good not filled with AIDS
I want those points so I get paid
It's not a request for necrotic sex
It's 60 points so just press "X"
You'll beg for hives, you'll beg for reps
From a Logi things you expect
You'll shoot the ground and hop about
Until I pull my equipment out
But when you die you ignore my help
so you can go and **** yourself
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Clone D
Grundstein Automation
836
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:58:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:My needles good not filled with AIDS
...
You would have made a good beatnik. I feel you, man. Let it out.
ISK Trader
channel: blitz
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Lloyd Orfay
SHAKING BABIES
FACTION WARFARE ALLIANCE
208
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Posted - 2014.11.15 06:10:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:Dead bodies are everywhere.
No threats in sight, they've been pushed back, you did good kid.
Needle in hand.
Staring at the dead body, no shield, no armor, poor guy, I wait patiently.
The enemy is beginning to push back...I scream "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!?!?"
I'm not trying to farm you, just hit the button. Hit THE BUTTON! It's a 100% needle you fool.
Oh, my god, you paranoid tardpro, fine just terminate, that's FINE!
I'm hitting the supply dept, switching over to my Minmando, I hate you so much.
No one ever used the call for help button in the first place, which is why the needle change was a bad one.
No one ever understands that all matches can be ended by clone depletion.
Clone depletion is your passive spawn penalty, and so you should limit the penalty by trying to make sure no clones terminate.
There is literally no sense for team killing to be possible in any gamemode.
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1356
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Posted - 2014.11.15 06:25:00 -
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Clone D wrote:RemingtonBeaver wrote:My needles good not filled with AIDS
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You would have made a good beatnik. I feel you, man. Let it out.
I'm okay with that. |
Mobius Wyvern
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
5437
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Posted - 2014.11.15 06:43:00 -
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This thread is NEXT LEVEL.
Amidst the blue skies
A link from past to future
The sheltering wings of the protector
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Operative 1174 Uuali
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
74
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Posted - 2014.11.15 06:59:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:RemingtonBeaver wrote:Dead bodies are everywhere.
No threats in sight, they've been pushed back, you did good kid.
Needle in hand.
Staring at the dead body, no shield, no armor, poor guy, I wait patiently.
The enemy is beginning to push back...I scream "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!?!?"
I'm not trying to farm you, just hit the button. Hit THE BUTTON! It's a 100% needle you fool.
Oh, my god, you paranoid tardpro, fine just terminate, that's FINE!
I'm hitting the supply dept, switching over to my Minmando, I hate you so much.
I hate those paranoid fools The would rather die than let me use my tools they are all buffoon! Fine! Go listen to death's annoying tune! 1 logi all alone not even a pile of bones... Respawn, and gets killed again Dies again from his body of tin. Poetry! made from the thoughts of a logi!
What? You mean do what we all do anyway? Respawn?
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1366
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Posted - 2014.11.15 07:22:00 -
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I have an idea.
I will refrain from talking like Roadblock from G.I. Joe.
How about if you have a needle you can stick the body whether or not they accept. They can accept and it works as normal. They can also deny the immediate pickup and spawn elsewhere.
The difference is that their body then becomes a one time spawn for anyone else that wants to spawn there.
Lore wise they'd be in the same suit as the deceased clone, but logistically that sounds like a nightmare. |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
19107
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Posted - 2014.11.15 08:18:00 -
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*tags as favourite*
This thread is golden.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Currently challenging CCP Rattati for the queef
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1399
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Posted - 2014.11.16 07:57:00 -
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The Needle Not Taken
Two roads diverged in yellow sand.
and I'm sorry I could not travel both.
and be the Logi injector in hand.
Aiming down sight for as far as I can.
To where you lay with fittings broke.
Then took the other, there's a supply;
and over there I will change my role.
To assault or scout so that I don't die;
or to a forging suit to clear the sky.
It's all the same a clone has no soul.
And that battle the tides would turn.
My K/D no different, my scout blows;
Had I stayed a logi warpoints to earn.
I choose a cloak that babies can learn.
I get rekt, a shimmer everyone knows.
I shall be telling this with a sigh.
Somewhere that's light years away;
Two roads diverged and I'm that guy,
That picked a scout and mostly died.
Please be a Logi and learn how to play. |
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