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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1339
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Posted - 2014.11.15 04:40:00 -
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Dead bodies are everywhere.
No threats in sight, they've been pushed back, you did good kid.
Needle in hand.
Staring at the dead body, no shield, no armor, poor guy, I wait patiently.
The enemy is beginning to push back...I scream "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!?!?"
I'm not trying to farm you, just hit the button. Hit THE BUTTON! It's a 100% needle you fool.
Oh, my god, you paranoid tardpro, fine just terminate, that's FINE!
I'm hitting the supply dept, switching over to my Minmando, I hate you so much.
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1342
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:08:00 -
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There he lies, the dying clone.
No more armor, all alone.
A shining beacon spawns so near
To put a needle in his rear
But the prick will not press call
So I tea bag him with logi balls
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1352
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:38:00 -
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I want my needle deep inside you
but it's not my choice if you refuse to
I'm a logi, I'm here to resuscitate
would you prefer that I masturb*te?
I will sit on my hand until it goes numb
The touch of a stranger makes me
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1353
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:42:00 -
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Kaze Eyrou wrote:A blueberry down.
Standing by with Injector.
Refused by spawning.
That is beautiful. |
RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1354
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Posted - 2014.11.15 05:53:00 -
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My needles good not filled with AIDS
I want those points so I get paid
It's not a request for necrotic sex
It's 60 points so just press "X"
You'll beg for hives, you'll beg for reps
From a Logi things you expect
You'll shoot the ground and hop about
Until I pull my equipment out
But when you die you ignore my help
so you can go and **** yourself
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1356
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Posted - 2014.11.15 06:25:00 -
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Clone D wrote:RemingtonBeaver wrote:My needles good not filled with AIDS
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You would have made a good beatnik. I feel you, man. Let it out.
I'm okay with that. |
RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1366
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Posted - 2014.11.15 07:22:00 -
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I have an idea.
I will refrain from talking like Roadblock from G.I. Joe.
How about if you have a needle you can stick the body whether or not they accept. They can accept and it works as normal. They can also deny the immediate pickup and spawn elsewhere.
The difference is that their body then becomes a one time spawn for anyone else that wants to spawn there.
Lore wise they'd be in the same suit as the deceased clone, but logistically that sounds like a nightmare. |
RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1399
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Posted - 2014.11.16 07:57:00 -
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The Needle Not Taken
Two roads diverged in yellow sand.
and I'm sorry I could not travel both.
and be the Logi injector in hand.
Aiming down sight for as far as I can.
To where you lay with fittings broke.
Then took the other, there's a supply;
and over there I will change my role.
To assault or scout so that I don't die;
or to a forging suit to clear the sky.
It's all the same a clone has no soul.
And that battle the tides would turn.
My K/D no different, my scout blows;
Had I stayed a logi warpoints to earn.
I choose a cloak that babies can learn.
I get rekt, a shimmer everyone knows.
I shall be telling this with a sigh.
Somewhere that's light years away;
Two roads diverged and I'm that guy,
That picked a scout and mostly died.
Please be a Logi and learn how to play. |
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