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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.11.07 13:49:00 -
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What happens next?
The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
857
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Posted - 2014.11.07 13:50:00 -
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50 more Amarrians walk in and enslave everyone. The end.
Swag-suit4lyfe!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
4582
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Posted - 2014.11.07 13:56:00 -
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Slavery.
My advice to you, playa...
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
1644
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:07:00 -
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a merry ole brutalizing of the rectum variety
[[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
All Hail our Lord and Savior CCP RATTATTI o7
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
13070
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:07:00 -
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The Matari throw duct tape at the Amarrian.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2493
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:08:00 -
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He rubs the rust off his head.
Dust is there! I was real!
Dear diary, Rattati senpai noticed me today~
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postapo wastelander
Wasteland Desert Rangers
575
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:08:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:What happens next?
MATARI blow up the bar with tons of explos 
"Nanohives, repairs or droplinks, just ask me on field i can tink anything"
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tander09
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
164
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:09:00 -
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Plot twist: the Amarrian is the bartender.
"If the gallente brainwash me again, they shall be purged by God himself!"
-Nexle Skimfuse
AMARRIAN4LYFE
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J0hlss0n
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
199
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:11:00 -
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He gets served a HMG. |
Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
859
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:13:00 -
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tander09 wrote:Plot twist: the Amarrian is the bartender.
He's serving Vitoc.
Swag-suit4lyfe!
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tander09
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
164
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:14:00 -
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Another plot twist: There are Amarrian strippers being enslaved at the bar.
"If the gallente brainwash me again, they shall be purged by God himself!"
-Nexle Skimfuse
AMARRIAN4LYFE
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Jack McReady
DUST University
Ivy League
1597
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:19:00 -
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plot twist that will blow your mind, the amarrian bartender is actually a winmatar in disguise |
Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
860
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:21:00 -
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Jack McReady wrote:plot twist that will blow your mind, the amarrian bartender is actually a winmatar in disguise
Ooh. A traitorous Matari serving vitoxin and vitoc to his own people. His goals?
Sell all the bargoers to the Amarrian that just walked through the door.
Scandalous!
Swag-suit4lyfe!
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
253
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:36:00 -
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Annnnnnd Jara walks in too collect the amarian striper slaves' tips
The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
13494
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Posted - 2014.11.07 14:38:00 -
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He sits down and enjoys a drink.
The 1st Matari Commando
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
4453
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Posted - 2014.11.07 15:07:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:Jack McReady wrote:plot twist that will blow your mind, the amarrian bartender is actually a winmatar in disguise Ooh. A traitorous Matari serving vitoxin and vitoc to his own people. His goals? Sell all the bargoers to the Amarrian that just walked through the door. Scandalous!
The winner.
(The godfather of tactical logistics)
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cammando 007
Immortal Guides
9
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Posted - 2014.11.07 15:22:00 -
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J0hlss0n wrote:He gets served a HMG.
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Cody Sietz
Evzones
Public.Disorder.
4105
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Posted - 2014.11.07 15:33:00 -
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A Gallente kills the Amarian(in order to save the Matari) then leaves a bunch of money on the bar counter.
The Matari do not thank the Gallente and grumbles angrily about the Gallente "interfering in there ways"
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7466
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Posted - 2014.11.07 15:49:00 -
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Scene: Matari Bar
Time: 20:00
A lone Amarrian walks into a Matari bar, removing his helmet as he passes through the door's barrier. He looks around briefly, seeing that most of the Matar have already removed their helmets as well, and are drinking their favorite spirits, whilst playing bar games and watching their favorite sport. He can the words "NEW EDEN" written behind the bartender.
Cliche as always the Amarrian thinks to himself. The owner of the bar was not the first to have thought of naming it "New Eden"
Deciding not to dwell on it though, the lone Amarrian walks up to the bartender, and asks for a drink.
"Well what drink do ya want?" The bartender replies gruffly "I can't read minds ya know".
Suppressing a chuckle the Amarrian replies "I'll take a Vitoc"
The whole bar goes quiet.
With a slight grin, the Amarrian looks at the Bartender, who has paused cleaning the glass in his hands and is staring hard at this "Comedian"
After a few seconds, they both burst into laughter. "You're a funny one aren't you?!" The bartender says, as the whole bar laughs a bit too.
"Here" Says the Bartender, chuckling to himself. "I'll give you some of our best for the joke"
"Thanks" The Amarrian has a slight grin on his face, and looks over to another bar-goer. The one next to him is odd indeed. The man is most definitely Caldari, but is wearing a full Minmatar suit and is chatting lively with the other Matari around him. The word "Ghost" is scratched into the arm of his suit. The Man looks at him, and says "You should know you're in for a real treat" as he motions back to the bartender.
The bartender bends down, and retrieves something from under the bar as the Amarrian is distracted by the man next to him. He pops back up, cocks back the SMG he is now holding, and empties half the clip into the man sitting in front of him as the Amarrian turns to see his "Treat".
The bar is filled with new laughter, as a crowd forms around the Amarrian, who is now on the ground.
"As we said, thanks for the joke. Here is the best we got" he says as he taps the side of his SMG. The Amarrian sees that the words BOUNDLESS are etched into the side.
"We never forgive, and we never forget Amarrian. You best remember that"
His vision now blurry, he can almost barely make out the bartenders words as he feels his consciousness being pulled back to his Warbarge.
"Welcome to New Eden."
I felt inspired by some of the posts here.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Coleman Gray
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
1291
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Posted - 2014.11.07 16:02:00 -
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Looks like meats back on the menu boyz!
Original Commando, before all you posers just saying
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