Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.07 15:49:00 -
[1] - Quote
Scene: Matari Bar Time: 20:00
A lone Amarrian walks into a Matari bar, removing his helmet as he passes through the door's barrier. He looks around briefly, seeing that most of the Matar have already removed their helmets as well, and are drinking their favorite spirits, whilst playing bar games and watching their favorite sport. He can the words "NEW EDEN" written behind the bartender.
Cliche as always the Amarrian thinks to himself. The owner of the bar was not the first to have thought of naming it "New Eden"
Deciding not to dwell on it though, the lone Amarrian walks up to the bartender, and asks for a drink.
"Well what drink do ya want?" The bartender replies gruffly "I can't read minds ya know".
Suppressing a chuckle the Amarrian replies "I'll take a Vitoc"
The whole bar goes quiet.
With a slight grin, the Amarrian looks at the Bartender, who has paused cleaning the glass in his hands and is staring hard at this "Comedian"
After a few seconds, they both burst into laughter. "You're a funny one aren't you?!" The bartender says, as the whole bar laughs a bit too.
"Here" Says the Bartender, chuckling to himself. "I'll give you some of our best for the joke"
"Thanks" The Amarrian has a slight grin on his face, and looks over to another bar-goer. The one next to him is odd indeed. The man is most definitely Caldari, but is wearing a full Minmatar suit and is chatting lively with the other Matari around him. The word "Ghost" is scratched into the arm of his suit. The Man looks at him, and says "You should know you're in for a real treat" as he motions back to the bartender.
The bartender bends down, and retrieves something from under the bar as the Amarrian is distracted by the man next to him. He pops back up, cocks back the SMG he is now holding, and empties half the clip into the man sitting in front of him as the Amarrian turns to see his "Treat".
The bar is filled with new laughter, as a crowd forms around the Amarrian, who is now on the ground.
"As we said, thanks for the joke. Here is the best we got" he says as he taps the side of his SMG. The Amarrian sees that the words BOUNDLESS are etched into the side.
"We never forgive, and we never forget Amarrian. You best remember that"
His vision now blurry, he can almost barely make out the bartenders words as he feels his consciousness being pulled back to his Warbarge.
"Welcome to New Eden."
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