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        |  Protocake JR
 USA Caucasians
 
 1500
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 02:13:00 -
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 ...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
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        |  True Adamance
 Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
 Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
 
 13994
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 02:24:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 
 True that.
 
 Though a stand off between 3 Allied HAV against 4 Enemy HAV was pretty tense.
 
 GÇ£How does this all work then?GÇ¥ GÇ£Like so Choirboy.GÇ¥ 
Mila to Kador, Sub Zero Club, Shoashu Sasaanko | 
      
      
        |  Fizzer XCIV
 Company of Marcher Lords
 Amarr Empire
 
 761
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 02:25:00 -
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 One time I went camping. That was more intense.
 
 Swag-suit4lyfe! | 
      
      
        |  Joseph Ridgeson
 WarRavens
 Capital Punishment.
 
 2261
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 02:30:00 -
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 Two dropship pilots trying to kill each other by switching to their side gunners and switching back before they hit the ground.
 
 Has never happened but it would be a hell of a thing...
 
 "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!" | 
      
      
        |  Assault Swarm Launcher
 Caldari State
 
 275
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 02:55:00 -
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 Causing two Assault Dropships to crash into each-other & explode at the same time.
 
 "Chances are I'm going to kill you or replace you with something new..." -CCP Logibro | 
      
      
        |  Joel II X
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4159
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:00:00 -
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 Two Militia Minmatar Light Frames trying to kill each other with Swarm Launchers.
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        |  Awesome Pantaloons
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 641
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:05:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 
 Definitely not going toe-to-toe in a squishy min suit against a shotgun wielding galass, you scrublord.
 
 I'd say two NKers with no ammo and just their knives duking it out alone, both knowing a single hit will end in death is more intense.
 
 Seid ihr das essen? Nein! Wir sind der jager! | 
      
      
        |  Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 2703
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:19:00 -
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 Chugging an entire handle of Ciroc
 
 "Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor | 
      
      
        |  LUGMOS
 YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
 
 720
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:24:00 -
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 Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Two dropship pilots trying to kill each other by switching to their side gunners and switching back before they hit the ground.
 Has never happened but it would be a hell of a thing...
 Would be damn near impossible, as it would take too long switching seats.
 
 Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question? | 
      
      
        |  Lloyd Orfay
 Commando Perkone
 Caldari State
 
 144
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:46:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can.
 
 Forced opinion is forced.
 
 Try fighting two shotgun scout scrubs at once on both your left and right, with a bolt pistol.
 
 
 
 
 People that can't achieve greatness without exploitation don't deserve to exist. Enroll in scout erradication today. | 
      
      
        |  DUST Fiend
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 14780
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 03:47:00 -
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 Two girls
 
 And only one cup.
 
 Your move.
 
 (pâÄa¦át¢èa¦á)pâÄs+íGö+GöüGö+  | 
      
      
        |  Imp Smash
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 296
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 04:00:00 -
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 A very drunken game of Connect 4
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        |  Protocake JR
 USA Caucasians
 
 1505
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 04:06:00 -
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 Awesome Pantaloons wrote:Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 Definitely not going toe-to-toe in a squishy min suit against a shotgun wielding galass, you scrublord. I'd say two NKers with no ammo and just their knives duking it out alone, both knowing a single hit will end in death is more intense. 
 Lol
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        |  VikingKong iBUN
 Tronhadar Free Guard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 146
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:07:00 -
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 Fizzer XCIV wrote:One time I went camping. That was more intense. that sounds so intents!
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        |  IMMORTAL WAR HERO
 NECROM0NGERS
 
 249
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:10:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 
 4 ill omens roof forging during beta or any dropship vs dropship battle and dont forget =3
 
 Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP | 
      
      
        |  IMMORTAL WAR HERO
 NECROM0NGERS
 
 249
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:15:00 -
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 dude was having siezure lol dislocated arm asked me to pop it bck in place while he screamed his head off
 
 Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP | 
      
      
        |  DarthPlagueis TheWise
 
 184
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:23:00 -
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 an amarr commando actually trying to take me on at CQC with a LR when i'm in my HMG sentinel.
 
 Dust? No, this is AUR514 now. | 
      
      
        |  IMMORTAL WAR HERO
 NECROM0NGERS
 
 250
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:24:00 -
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 was at borden looked in stall someone took dump that must of weighed as much as my arm was in my estimate 3 ft long to 8 inches wide people dubbed it the bismark had to be picked up and removed with garbage bag i can say i am now scarred for life felt like puking rofl before i even saw it
 
 Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 6234
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:27:00 -
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 Getting my 4skin caught in my zip as a youngster and thinking it would have to be amputated.
 
 Never again lol.
 
 I am GJR's Renfield lol. 1.9 ftw!. Can't play until after Xmas though. | 
      
      
        |  IMMORTAL WAR HERO
 NECROM0NGERS
 
 253
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:30:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Getting my 4skin caught in my zip as a youngster and thinking it would have to be amputated.
 Never again lol.
 
 ughhh that would suck lol did they stitch it had my toe cut off reattatched and it works fine
 
 Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 6235
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:30:00 -
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 IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:was at borden looked in stall someone took dump that must of weighed as much as my arm was in my estimate 3 ft long to 8 inches wide people dubbed it the bismark had to be picked up and removed with garbage bag i can say i am now scarred for life felt like puking rofl before i even saw it 
 I was going out with a very cute type bird quite a few years ago, she was quite petite, she layed the biggest brick I have seen yet, it matches your description.
 
 To this day, I still cannot believe that came out of her.
 
 It was just massive, words do not come close to describe how inhuman such a log can be lol.
 
 I am GJR's Renfield lol. 1.9 ftw!. Can't play until after Xmas though. | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 6235
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:32:00 -
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 IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Getting my 4skin caught in my zip as a youngster and thinking it would have to be amputated.
 Never again lol.
 ughhh that would suck lol did they stitch it had my toe cut off reattatched and it works fine 
 Nah.
 
 I was well young and went screaming pretty much to my mum and she unzipped it and it was fine, but the horror though lol.
 
 I sincerely though that it would need amputating, it was proper zipped like, it looked ****** lol.
 
 I am GJR's Renfield lol. 1.9 ftw!. Can't play until after Xmas though. | 
      
      
        |  Operative 1125 Lokaas
 True Companion Planetary Requisitions
 
 575
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 05:50:00 -
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 Fizzer XCIV wrote:One time I went camping. That was more intense. 
 
 I camped with a guy who was native American. I was intense. He had his reservations.
 
 THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN | 
      
      
        |  Aero Yassavi
 Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
 Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
 
 9053
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:11:00 -
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 Meh, still convinced the Amarr commando is the best suit for laser rifles.
 
 Amarr are the good guys Join "PIE Ground Control" for secure Amarr FW syncing and orbital support | 
      
      
        |  Songs of Seraphim
 Murphys-Law
 
 28
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:12:00 -
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 You're balls deep and going at it for almost an hour, decide to finally put a condom on, only for her to wrap her legs around you and push you in deeper.
 
 Condom nowhere in sight.
 
 
 Checkmate?
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        |  xavier zor
 G0DS AM0NG MEN
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 150
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:12:00 -
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 Songs of Seraphim wrote:You're balls deep and going at it for almost an hour, decide to finally put a condom on, only for her to wrap her legs around you and push you in deeper. 
 Condom nowhere in sight.
 
 
 Checkmate?
 
 to much
 to much
 
 scout ck.0 here! | 
      
      
        |  Mossellia Delt
 Militaires Sans Jeux
 
 1784
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:33:00 -
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 IRL skydiving
 
 Its pretty intense jumping out of a plane.
 
 Delt for CPM2 CPM1 MISSION : FAILED Moss-delt on skype | 
      
      
        |  Protocake JR
 USA Caucasians
 
 1508
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:33:00 -
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 Aero Yassavi wrote:Meh, still convinced the Amarr commando is the best suit for laser rifles.  
 If I recall correctly, the amarr commando only has one or two high slots for damage mods, and the 10 percent damage bonus didn't give as much damage output as a nearly overheated laser rifle on an assault suit.
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        |  Mossellia Delt
 Militaires Sans Jeux
 
 1784
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:37:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:was at borden looked in stall someone took dump that must of weighed as much as my arm was in my estimate 3 ft long to 8 inches wide people dubbed it the bismark had to be picked up and removed with garbage bag i can say i am now scarred for life felt like puking rofl before i even saw it I was going out with a very cute type bird quite a few years ago, she was quite petite, she layed the biggest brick I have seen yet, it matches your description. To this day, I still cannot believe that came out of her. It was just massive, words do not come close to describe how inhuman such a log can be lol. 
 I could show you pictures next time I go if you'd like......
 
 
 While I was in the hospital last year they needed to call the maintenance guy and he had to seal it in a biohazard container. While apologising I asked if he could weight it....
 
 5lbs. 7 oz.
 
 Delt for CPM2 CPM1 MISSION : FAILED Moss-delt on skype | 
      
      
        |  Immortal John Ripper
 
 25416
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:48:00 -
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 Finding GJR solo and coordinating an attack against him with a squad of 6. all 5 team mates die... and you are the last one left.
 
 
 I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder. I can't stop eating tacos.  Best Disorder Ever | 
      
      
        |  General John Ripper
 
 25417
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:48:00 -
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 Finding GJR solo and coordinating an attack against him with a squad of 6. all 5 team mates die... and you are the last one left.
 
 
 I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder. I can't stop eating tacos.  Best Disorder Ever | 
      
      
        |  Aero Yassavi
 Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
 Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
 
 9055
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 06:54:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:Aero Yassavi wrote:Meh, still convinced the Amarr commando is the best suit for laser rifles.  If I recall correctly, the amarr commando only has one or two high slots for damage mods, and the 10 percent damage bonus didn't give as much damage output as a nearly overheated laser rifle on an assault suit. Not as much damage at the end, but it dishes out initial damage much quicker.
 
 Amarr are the good guys Join "PIE Ground Control" for secure Amarr FW syncing and orbital support | 
      
      
        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
 4236
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 07:08:00 -
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 Assault Swarm Launcher wrote:Causing two Assault Dropships to crash into each-other & explode at the same time. I have done this.
 
 The red dropship I blasted crashed into the blue one and sent them both into the dirt.
 
 I was so happy at that moment all I could do was bask in the glow and feel the warmth of the scout shotty that killed me a second later.
 
 I still feel like the scout failed to matter to this day.
 
 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
      
        |  Apothecary Za'ki
 Biomass Positive
 
 1484
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 07:53:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 if you cant kill something with lazors you cant kill anything at all.
 
 [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]] | 
      
      
        |  LUGMOS
 YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
 
 721
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 12:36:00 -
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 Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Two dropship pilots trying to kill each other by switching to their side gunners and switching back before they hit the ground.
 Has never happened but it would be a hell of a thing...
 
 
 Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question? | 
      
      
        |  Slave of MORTE
 Eyniletti Rangers
 Minmatar Republic
 
 5
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 12:40:00 -
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 Two amar assaults who are skilled trying to kill each other .With lr .come fight me protocake
 
 Yet another slave of Mortedeamor | 
      
      
        |  TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
 Going for the gold
 
 237
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 12:45:00 -
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 Cloaked shotgun scout vs. cloaked shotgun scout - two-way kill, makes me laugh every time.
 
 That moment when you mow down a proto Caldari assault suit with a militia laser rifle. Words can't describe it. | 
      
      
        |  deezy dabest
 IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP
 
 1057
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 14:21:00 -
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 Lloyd Orfay wrote:Try fighting two shotgun scout scrubs at once on both your left and right, with a bolt pistol.
 
 
 
 What is intense about that?
 
 You just one shot OP with more OP then post a video as proof that the bolt pistol is not OP.
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        |  Denchlad 7
 Dead Man's Game
 
 1018
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 15:40:00 -
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 Two Calogi Snipers trying to no-scope each other with Thales.
 
 This actually happened to me. And I won.
 
 The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2. Snarcasm > Sarcasm Excessively British. | 
      
      
        |  Lazer Fo Cused
 Shining Flame
 Amarr Empire
 
 41
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 15:43:00 -
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 1. Hoping that no more invisible swarms hit you while you escape with 500hp or less
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        |  Ku Shala
 The Generals
 
 1005
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 16:30:00 -
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 Armour tanked heavy melee fight
 
 just saying
 
 -¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (Caldari Specialist) Caldari Loyalist *Assault -Logistics-Sentinal-Scout-Commando Allround CK-0 | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 7182
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 21:29:00 -
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 Songs of Seraphim wrote:You're balls deep and going at it for almost an hour, decide to finally put a condom on, only for her to wrap her legs around you and push you in deeper. 
 Condom nowhere in sight.
 
 
 Checkmate?
 
 Pull back right arm.
 
 K.O
 
 Disengage while she's knocked out.
 
 (Please note that I am not actually advocating domestic violence)
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  Echo 1991
 WarRavens
 Capital Punishment.
 
 528
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 21:40:00 -
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 Joel II X wrote:Two Militia Minmatar Light Frames trying to kill each other with Swarm Launchers.  2 min logis going at it with swarms
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        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
 4270
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 21:44:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 
 Situation 1:
 
 Watching Twilight while restraining the urge to engage Mystery Science Theater 3000 protocols.
 
 And not attempting suicide before the fourth act.
 
 Situation 2:
 
 I fell asleep once. That was more intense than two amarr assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
      
        |  Kaze Eyrou
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 834
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 21:47:00 -
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 I read this forum thread...
 
 That was intense.
 
 
  
 Closed Beta Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou | 
      
      
        |  Louis Domi
 Y.A.M.A.H
 
 680
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 22:00:00 -
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 Songs of Seraphim wrote:You're balls deep and going at it for almost an hour, decide to finally put a condom on, only for her to wrap her legs around you and push you in deeper. 
 Condom nowhere in sight.
 
 
 Checkmate?
 
 My god...
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        |  tander09
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 149
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 23:49:00 -
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 Trying to defend a point against raining enemies, ALONE, with a ASCR.
 
 "If the gallente brainwash me again, they shall be purged by God himself!"
-Nexle Skimfuse AMARRIAN4LYFE | 
      
      
        |  Forlorn Destrier
 Havok Dynasty
 
 2854
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 23:51:00 -
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 Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 
 Waiting for ebola test results. Every. Damn.Time.
 
 
 I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning | 
      
      
        |  Forlorn Destrier
 Havok Dynasty
 
 2854
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.10.31 23:55:00 -
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 Operative 1125 Lokaas wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:One time I went camping. That was more intense. I camped with a guy who was native American. I was intense. He had his reservations. 
 Wow. Very corny. Have to remember that?
 
 I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning | 
      
      
        |  Protocake JR
 USA Caucasians
 
 1511
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.01 02:10:00 -
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 Breakin Stuff wrote:Protocake JR wrote:...two Amarr Assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles.
 
 
 
 Protip: you can't.
 Situation 1: Watching Twilight while restraining the urge to engage Mystery Science Theater 3000 protocols. And not attempting suicide before the fourth act. Situation 2: I fell asleep once. That was more intense than two amarr assaults trying to kill each other with laser rifles. 
 Lol, speaking from the third person, watching two amarr assaults go at it with lasers sounds boring. But actually paticipating is a different story.
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