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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:13:00 -
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It is all about selling Soft Drinks!
The suit is simply a standard suit that has been repainted in the Quafe colors to draw attention and make people think of drinking Quafe.
From a military strategy perspective, drawing attention to yourself is a bad idea unless you are acting as a decoy. It has been shown that people are far more likely to target a Quafe suit even when there are other targets available. In short, if you ware a Quafe suit you will be fired on more than in any other suit. Using a Quafe suit will shorten your life expectancy.
However, this is working as intended. I have seen some people complain that the Quafe suit is too bright, and draws too much attention to the user. To them, I say: If you want the most functional pieces of military hardware, donGÇÖt buy your gear from a Soft Drink company!
The Quafe Dropsuit is for people who want to be noticed, or just to look GÇ£FabulousGÇ¥ on the battlefield. They are a great choice with trolling fits. If you want to melee someone to death with a Nanite Injector, do it in a Quafe suit! If you want to jump off a building and shoot someone on the way down, do it in a Quafe suit! Quafe suits are perfect for when you are awesome and you want people to notice.
DRINK QUAFE!
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
4650
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:19:00 -
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Also, I would like to gauge public opinion on the introduction of a Quafe Sentinel suit.
It would be the perfect gift for every Logi to give to their HeavyGǪ
GǪ as people are more likely to shoot at the Quafe suit, rather than the dark drab suit standing behind it. 
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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BL4CKST4R
La Muerte Eterna
Dark Taboo
3221
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:33:00 -
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
839
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:58:00 -
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This thread took an unexpected turn.
*sips Quafe drink*
The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2.
66-3 with Dual-Miltia Bolt Pistols. OP? OP.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
4013
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:03:00 -
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I've said it once, I'll say it again...
You know what upsets a redberry more than killing him? Killing him in what appears to be Liberace's cyber-platemail.
My advice to you, playa...
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Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
2352
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:05:00 -
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Don't care. The dream to be a pink Commando lives on.
Prof. V Plasma Cannon and Gallente Commando V. There is no regret. Only explosions.
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:08:00 -
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I put an LR on mine. The sizziling death beam is alrady visible from orbit (unlike the invisible RR rounds... will never not be bitter about that) so it's really no difference to me tactically; Same visibility, but with 952% more fab-u-lous!
(The godfather of tactical logistics)
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
681
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:41:00 -
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Wait what, I couldn't read through the can of Quafe in my face.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1793
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:45:00 -
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Nothing says "shoot me" quite like a shiny purple standard suit. |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:07:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Also, I would like to gauge public opinion on the introduction of a Quafe Sentinel suit. It would be the perfect gift for every Logi to give to their HeavyGǪ GǪ as people are more likely to shoot at the Quafe suit, rather than the dark drab suit standing behind it.
I like the way you think.
(The godfather of tactical logistics)
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:15:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:It would be the perfect gift for every Logi to give to their HeavyGǪ GǪ as people are more likely to shoot at the Quafe suit, rather than the dark drab suit standing behind it. One of my favorite PA's of all time.
My advice to you, playa...
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Thaddeus Reynolds
Facepunch Security
71
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:29:00 -
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It's all just marketing from Quafe, they get more exposure this way. Group of mercs happen to catch a strategic objective on some backwater planet in the middle of Lowsec? Well, the inhabitants might just see the Quafe logo liberating them. Or maybe this (along with the Quafe Destroyers) is some sort of setup for an even larger marketing event where the different flavors/varieties of quafe fight off against each other, using immortals as the actors...Quafe, one of the few things that unites the whole cluster
Khanid Logi and Tanker, sometimes AV Heavy or Sniper.
I believe all these roles are support for front line soldiers.
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danthrax martin
Immortal Guides
162
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:41:00 -
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There's gotta be some osmosis type stuff built into the suit. I've got squad leads telling me to go and take a point, and I know I'm just a distraction. I put the suit on a "BAM", I run over there, kill the "deleted", kill the cloaked scrote, hack a cru, run behind a building and kill the logi.as his dropship falls and I fly off into the sunset.
What's in this suit? Quafe Plus?
I have witnesses for this story, lots of witnesses.
Pro Galmando - Gal Sentinel
Suicidal A/V Moron
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Maur'ce Brutar
Merry and Hell
22
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:46:00 -
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Not sure what I just read, but, I'm really thirsty now. . . . . .
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Maur'ce Brutar
Merry and Hell
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:51:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Fox Gaden wrote:It would be the perfect gift for every Logi to give to their HeavyGǪ GǪ as people are more likely to shoot at the Quafe suit, rather than the dark drab suit standing behind it. One of my favorite PA's of all time.
This is now, also, one of my favorites of all time.
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Hansei Kaizen
The Jackson Five
255
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:57:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:DRINK QUAFE!
Okay *sip*
...
Wait, I just read the ingredients ... sugar(75%), water(20%), Biomass (5%) ... QUAFE IS MADE OUT OF CLONES!
That must be why its so extra delicious.
The answer to your complaint is PvE. Always.
NPE status: (Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Casual solo
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
4238
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Posted - 2014.10.22 17:01:00 -
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Thaddeus Reynolds wrote:It's all just marketing from Quafe, they get more exposure this way. Group of mercs happen to catch a strategic objective on some backwater planet in the middle of Lowsec? Well, the inhabitants might just see the Quafe logo liberating them. Or maybe this (along with the Quafe Destroyers) is some sort of setup for an even larger marketing event where the different flavors/varieties of quafe fight off against each other, using immortals as the actors...Quafe, one of the few things that unites the whole cluster
*puts on tinfoil hat*
Perhaps they have put trojan horses into the hardware, just waiting for the right time to switch on and create their own army of "true slaves"! Confirmed: Sansha owns a controlling stake in the Quafe corporation.
(The godfather of tactical logistics)
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 17:11:00 -
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Hansei Kaizen wrote:Fox Gaden wrote:DRINK QUAFE! Okay *sip* ... Wait, I just read the ingredients ... sugar(75%), water(20%), Biomass (5%) ... QUAFE IS MADE OUT OF CLONES! That must be why its so extra delicious.
While clones are grown from biomass, and clones are often recycled to replenish the biomass supplies used to grown clones, not all biomass comes from clones. You can create biomass from just about any plant or animal, although specific sources are sometimes required to achieve the necessary chemical composition for the purpose you are using the biomass for.
That being saidGǪ I did not ask what the origins of the biomass used in Quafe wereGǪ as some things it is best not to knowGǪ and best not to think about.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Son-Of A-Gun
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
1336
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Posted - 2014.10.22 18:13:00 -
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It's clones. Quafe is made out of clones. They're making our drinks out of clones. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like nerfs, for drinks. You got to tell'em. You got to tell'em! You tell everybody! Listen to me dust forums! You got to tell'em! Quafe is clones! We got to stop'em! Stop'eeeem!
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 18:16:00 -
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Son-Of A-Gun wrote:It's clones. Quafe is made out of clones. They're making our drinks out of clones. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like nerfs, for drinks. You got to tell'em. You got to tell'em! You tell everybody! Listen to me dust forums! You got to tell'em! Quafe is clones! We got to stop'em! Stop'eeeem!
Well, at least now I know they contain the essential nutrientsGǪ
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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danthrax martin
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 20:50:00 -
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For soo long, Slurm wasy drink of choice. These days, after reanimation, before and after deployment, and as I'm bleeding out, I enjoy Quafe!
Pro Galmando - Gal Sentinel
Suicidal A/V Moron
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Mex-0
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
102
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Posted - 2014.10.22 20:53:00 -
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Actually, I attack quafe users because the pink pisses me off. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
I used the bolt pistol before it was (OP) cool.
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CELESTA AUNGM
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
301
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:13:00 -
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Fox Gaden!! With just the touch of a post button, you generated the best darned enjoyable thread of the entire month (even better than reading the Uprising 1.9 mentions). Everyone's posts are hilarious!
Thanks, you make this a very Happy Wednesday!! Keep drinking it responsibly!
Universe of good wishes for the 49, especially CCP Eterne...
No story can have life without writers and publishers.
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Nirwanda Vaughns
847
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:25:00 -
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its looking likely that they're going through the roles. again though i wish they'd do racially appropriate suits instead of just blanket painting suits all one type. leave quafe to the gallente, do caldari in State protectorate gear and so on. then i'd be more likely to buy them all instead of just havinf 16 shiny purple suits for all races
Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you through experience
proud C-II bpo owner
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:36:00 -
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Mex-0 wrote:Actually, I attack quafe users because the pink pisses me off. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
For some people, I think that is the point.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Mex-0
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
102
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:41:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Mex-0 wrote:Actually, I attack quafe users because the pink pisses me off. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. For some people, I think that is the point.
Yeah, but they act pretty damn surprised when I kill them. They don't even know they've pissed me off until I sink my nova knives into their shiny pink suit.
I used the bolt pistol before it was (OP) cool.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:46:00 -
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Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:its looking likely that they're going through the roles. again though i wish they'd do racially appropriate suits instead of just blanket painting suits all one type. leave quafe to the gallente, do caldari in State protectorate gear and so on. then i'd be more likely to buy them all instead of just havinf 16 shiny purple suits for all races
You donGÇÖt really expect Quafe to limit themselves to the Gallente market do you? While the Gallente may be proud to claim Quafe as a Gallente Company, Quafe is not about to give up the vast market share represented by the other nations.
Intergalactic domination through superior marketing!
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Joel II X
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
3980
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:47:00 -
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*sips a bit of Quafe*
Well, you know...
*sips a bit more*
You do, kinda...
*sips more*
Have a point there.
*finishes drink*
But you know, I provide as much combat support as this can provided a fabulous drink. |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13743
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:48:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:its looking likely that they're going through the roles. again though i wish they'd do racially appropriate suits instead of just blanket painting suits all one type. leave quafe to the gallente, do caldari in State protectorate gear and so on. then i'd be more likely to buy them all instead of just havinf 16 shiny purple suits for all races You donGÇÖt really expect Quafe to limit themselves to the Gallente market do you? While the Gallente may be proud to claim Quafe as a Gallente Company, Quafe is not about to give up the vast market share represented by the other nations.
Intergalactic domination through superior marketing!
Quafe acted as negotiators between the Amarr and Gallente at one point when they got into a big cat fight about planetary sovereignty.
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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Mex-0
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
102
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Posted - 2014.10.22 21:50:00 -
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Remember that time when scouts weren't hated? Quafe remembers.
I used the bolt pistol before it was (OP) cool.
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