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Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4650	Posted - 2014.10.22 14:13:00 - [1] - Quote It is all about selling Soft Drinks! The suit is simply a standard suit that has been repainted in the Quafe colors to draw attention and make people think of drinking Quafe. From a military strategy perspective, drawing attention to yourself is a bad idea unless you are acting as a decoy. It has been shown that people are far more likely to target a Quafe suit even when there are other targets available. In short, if you ware a Quafe suit you will be fired on more than in any other suit. Using a Quafe suit will shorten your life expectancy. However, this is working as intended. I have seen some people complain that the Quafe suit is too bright, and draws too much attention to the user. To them, I say: *If you want the most functional pieces of military hardware, donGÇÖt buy your gear from a Soft Drink company!* The Quafe Dropsuit is for people who want to be noticed, or just to look GÇ£FabulousGÇ¥ on the battlefield. They are a great choice with trolling fits. If you want to melee someone to death with a Nanite Injector, do it in a Quafe suit! If you want to jump off a building and shoot someone on the way down, do it in a Quafe suit! Quafe suits are perfect for when you are awesome and you want people to notice. DRINK QUAFE! Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4650	Posted - 2014.10.22 14:19:00 - [2] - Quote Also, I would like to gauge public opinion on the introduction of a Quafe Sentinel suit. It would be the perfect gift for every Logi to give to their HeavyGÇª GÇª as people are more likely to shoot at the Quafe suit, rather than the dark drab suit standing behind it. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4668	Posted - 2014.10.22 17:11:00 - [3] - Quote Hansei Kaizen wrote: Fox Gaden wrote: DRINK QUAFE! Okay sip ... Wait, I just read the ingredients ... sugar(75%), water(20%), Biomass (5%) ... QUAFE IS MADE OUT OF CLONES! That must be why its so extra delicious. While clones are grown from biomass, and clones are often recycled to replenish the biomass supplies used to grown clones, not all biomass comes from clones. You can create biomass from just about any plant or animal, although specific sources are sometimes required to achieve the necessary chemical composition for the purpose you are using the biomass for. That being saidGÇª I did not ask what the origins of the biomass used in Quafe wereGÇª as some things it is best not to knowGÇª and best not to think about. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4673	Posted - 2014.10.22 18:16:00 - [4] - Quote Son-Of A-Gun wrote: It's clones. Quafe is made out of clones. They're making our drinks out of clones. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like nerfs, for drinks. You got to tell'em. You got to tell'em! You tell everybody! Listen to me dust forums! You got to tell'em! Quafe is clones! We got to stop'em! Stop'eeeem! Well, at least now I know they contain the essential nutrientsGÇª Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4682	Posted - 2014.10.22 21:36:00 - [5] - Quote Mex-0 wrote: Actually, I attack quafe users because the pink pisses me off. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. For some people, I think that is the point. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4685	Posted - 2014.10.22 21:46:00 - [6] - Quote Nirwanda Vaughns wrote: its looking likely that they're going through the roles. again though i wish they'd do racially appropriate suits instead of just blanket painting suits all one type. leave quafe to the gallente, do caldari in State protectorate gear and so on. then i'd be more likely to buy them all instead of just havinf 16 shiny purple suits for all races You donGÇÖt really expect Quafe to limit themselves to the Gallente market do you? While the Gallente may be proud to claim Quafe as a Gallente Company, Quafe is not about to give up the vast market share represented by the other nations. Intergalactic domination through superior marketing! Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4700	Posted - 2014.10.23 21:33:00 - [7] - Quote Duke Noobiam wrote: I prefer diet quafe. I am suspicious of what they replace the sugar with in Diet QuafeGÇª Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4709	Posted - 2014.10.24 13:06:00 - [8] - Quote NextDark Knight wrote: Fox Gaden wrote: Duke Noobiam wrote: I prefer diet quafe. I am suspicious of what they replace the sugar with in Diet QuafeGÇª Tears of the fallen Yes, the sweetest of all sweeteners... Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4711	Posted - 2014.10.24 14:15:00 - [9] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: I've said it once, I'll say it again... You know what upsets a redberry more than killing him? Killing him in what appears to be Liberace's cyber-platemail. And this sums up why if CCP releases quafe sentinels and commandos my response will be "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WALLET!" If they release Quafe Sentinels I think our Logi should pay for themGÇª Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.

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