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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
826
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Posted - 2014.10.21 23:46:00 -
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Im bored and need some light reading.
What are your favourite kills from the past week?
I was running CFW with a few others and saw Derpty Derp on the other team, and being in the same corp, hunted him. However, whilst losing and I was Derping (pun not intended) in a Grimsnes, I saw a redberry hunting a Nooberry sniper, so me being in a decent mood, went to land to save him.
Instead I cocked up, got hit by a railgun, misjudged my landing and ended up slidetackling into the redberry and killed him. Coincidently it was Derpty. He wasn't pleased. I nearly died laughing.
Just picture a Grimsnes slidetackling a Commando at top speed and squishing the poor guy.
The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2.
66-3 with Dual-Miltia Bolt Pistols. OP? OP.
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
197
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Posted - 2014.10.21 23:54:00 -
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Not sure if this is a kill (should be counted as one). Was playing Domination on another map where whoever gets rooftop uplink wins and an enemy spawned a rail Sica on a nearby rooftop and started taking pot shots at us. Doing the only reasonable thing I took a Militia Plasma Cannon and started unloading on this tank got him to about half armor and he backed up and drove off the roof and killed himself. |
Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance
3882
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Posted - 2014.10.21 23:55:00 -
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having a fw duel with dragon steel and dreis
"War determines not who is right, but who is left."
Closed Beta Vet
Scout before it was cool
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Dingleburt Bangledack
282
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Posted - 2014.10.22 00:38:00 -
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I rolled up to an enemy sniper in a stolen rail tank and shot up right under the chin...
...He flew up into the sky Team Rocket style and never came back down. |
danthrax martin
Immortal Guides
161
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Posted - 2014.10.22 00:41:00 -
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Simply put, g3nocide and Duna.
Pro Galmando - Gal Sentinel
Suicidal A/V Moron
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Joel II X
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
3964
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Posted - 2014.10.22 01:18:00 -
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Joel II X (Allotek Plasma Cannon) Heavy Joel II X (Allotek Plasma Cannon) Some dude
Gunnlogi Destruction +150 Kill +50 Kill +50
Heavy jumped out, I kept dodging him, he jumped back in and the rest was history. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
4003
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Posted - 2014.10.22 01:27:00 -
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Three random redberries sitting on a ridge, all crouched within 5m of each other. I manage to sprint around behind them. I'm out of grenades sp I use my trusty AScR to take out the Caldari one, he nearly explodes. Expected the other two to stop crouching and jump me... but nothing. They just sit there, occasionally firing some RR rounds.
The next one is Minmatar. I stand directly behind him and cap him: +60 WP. Third guy remains crouched and happily ignores me. I proceed to drop him too.
There I stand, on top of this ridge. Three bodies dissolving around me; confused, and a little hurt no one fought back
My advice to you, playa...
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Bri Bub
Eternal Beings Dark Taboo
47
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:19:00 -
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Ambush, the 3-point Skirmish map (dunno the name), around what would be point B if it was skirmish... I am advanced scout clacking around when I noticed a red scout also clacking/flanking wide around the cluster that was my blue team... I do my best sneaky sneaky behind him and this took some time because he was flanking real wide...
I finally run up on him as he is running away from me (don't believe he was aware of my presence on TACNET, I damp with two Comps, full skill tree on cores) and loose two CRG shotgun blasts into his back... Turns out it was Victor Hadah Jr- the smile on my face hurt my cheeks, I hardly ever see him in battle but respect his game and forum presence...
So, I continue on my jolly way down to what would be Skirmish point A and the reds are clustered pretty good there... So I flank behind them and run up into their cluster cloaked and find myself right in their midst... De-cloak and take a shot into the cluster and totally miss anyone since I am a scrub...
I then made a random bunny-hop backwards and hear the telltale swipey-swipey of NKs- I am like holy crud and jump back again and start back-wheeling... I raise my shotty at the NK bee-atch who now has lost his advantage on me, wing him with the first CRC blast and down him with the second... Meanwhile the red cluster all focus-fire on me and I fall with a fatal wound, so I quickly check the kill feed to see I have just killed mr musturd... He is clearly not a bee-atch, I have tremendous for musturd's game play and style points...
Match ended with me 2 Kills and 1 Death, hardly 500 WPs but I was like a kid on Xmas morning having just downed two of DUST 514's notable personalities in one match...
Mentally, I am back in that match right now as I supply this recount here... ALL SMILES!!!
Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
2292
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:21:00 -
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I one shotted a guy with my XT Python from +150m earlier today. That was funny.
Dust was real! I was there!
Dear diary, Rattati senpai noticed me today~
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Alena Ventrallis
Vengeance Unbound Dark Taboo
1974
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:29:00 -
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No scoped a guy with a headshot from ~10m away with my NT-511. It was a reflexive action when countersniping with my calmanndo, guy popped in font of me and I just turned and fired. Got a +60. Poor bastard.
Mercs whine about the rail rifle but refuse to shield tank to counter it.
But that's none of my business.
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Kaltos Darksbane
DarkSoulsCovenant
297
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:32:00 -
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Took a shot at a passing LAV with my KLA plc. He makes a sharp turn and lines me up to be roadkill. I start reloading and he races toward me at full speed. I get the shot off.....BOOM....+50 +30 +5 +5 +5 +5 +5 +5. Silly jihad jeep.
Dust 514?...............More like Dust 5150.
I support SP rollover!
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Victor Moody Stahl
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
41
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:40:00 -
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Well, in the past week, I was (IIRC), in my Amarr scout suit*. I'm trying to get bazillions of militia Magsec kills**, and I'm dumping it into this NK scout who's trying to stab me in the face.
I completely fail to murderize him in a hail of bullets, but he's also on really low health. And then it happens-
I punch him in the face, and he dies, and I win the fight. I felt like such a boss- melee'd a NK scout to death***. I wish I remembered his name, so I could send him trollmail.
Then there was this time, way back in the primordial history of DUST, when the Ammando was the only 'mando, and Plascans were a terribad weapon that was the ultimate gimpy gun.
And I solo a Madrugar, with a Plascan on a Commando, when both were the worst thing ever. That was probably the second most amazing thing to ever happen to me in DUST; the first is probably the aforementioned "punched a NK scout to death".
*I can't remember if it was one of my Amja fits, or my Quafe Assault A-I. I kind of hope the latter, purely because it would be a case of "my swag>your knives".
**I gave up on it a few days before the event ended, because repeatedly being shotgunned in the back by scouts I could not see or fight back against even with a 200-400 eHP advantage (to sort of even up that first mover advantage) is incredibly unfun.
***This has inspired me to add a commando suit to my training plan. I still can't decide between the limited weapon utility but ultimate swag of the Ammando and the greater usefulness of the Michelin man Calmando. But, either way, megapunchy death is going to be a thing. |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13730
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Posted - 2014.10.22 02:45:00 -
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Was tanking along the back road of one of the maps when I spied a Gunlogi being called in.
Ambushed it, Engaged it, Dropped it into Armour..... and was counter Ambushed by a Gunlogi on the hill above me.
The original Tank got away and before I was really able to fire back I was down to 700 Shields. All I did was "Orbit at 500" and moved in a loop around him until he tried to retreat which is when I dropped him.
After which I drove into the Orbital Artillery Socket and proceeded to discover a bug where my HAV exploded if I pressed start.
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
2630
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Posted - 2014.10.22 03:00:00 -
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I speed meleed in my minmitar heavy frame earlier today....twas great fun.
My fav kill was a proto amarr assault who OVERHEATED his viziam ScR while i was running at him, head on. (Worst shot I've ever seen)
"Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Capital Punishment.
2045
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Posted - 2014.10.22 04:00:00 -
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This one was dear ol' Papa's. One of the funniest things I have ever seen.
I am watching him play, fumble about the map a bit. He notices a red just sitting in the open, looking straight up. Some plasma to the side of the head later, an RDV shows up to leave a dropship. Runs over and starts to hack it. About this time, the red comes back and is pretty angry that his DS is in the hands of someone else. Red keeps shooting the Dropship with the Assault Rifle and dances around the perimeter. He is ignored.
Dad turns to me and says "how the hell do I fly this thing?" "I have no idea. I think it is like L1." "That isn't doing anything." "No, L1. The one on the top." He pushes it for like half a second, gets about 10 feet of distance, and immediately comes crashing down on the previous owner. At this point, we are laughing so damn hard that he ends up holding L1 and causing the dropship to go turtle and explode.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
677
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Posted - 2014.10.22 04:01:00 -
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Quafe Amarr Assault, red kincats, Plasma cannon, flaylol.
Tanks, heavies, scounts, LAVs, everything. It all went down the other day.
Too many epic and trolly kills were had to tell stories.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Henrietta Unknown
Nox Lupos
406
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Posted - 2014.10.22 04:37:00 -
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CalSentinel with recharge mods. I run out of ammo on the HMG, so I spend the rest of the match intimidating redberries.
I sprint at them - they back into walls and corners, and then I proceed to beat them with a pulp using a rusty sledgehammer of a gun and fat marshmallow fists.
Give the Magsex some love.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
8067
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Posted - 2014.10.22 05:06:00 -
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Killed 3 enemies with one shot from a Plasma Cannon while they were hacking an objective 164 meters away.
It was enhanced because it was FW.
CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4194
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Posted - 2014.10.22 06:16:00 -
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Anything that involves things going Boom.... I think it's the Khanid in me.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
239
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Posted - 2014.10.22 06:30:00 -
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Denchlad 7 wrote:Im bored and need some light reading. What are your favourite kills from the past week?I was running CFW with a few others and saw Derpty Derp on the other team, and being in the same corp, hunted him. However, whilst losing and I was Derping (pun not intended) in a Grimsnes, I saw a redberry hunting a Nooberry sniper, so me being in a decent mood, went to land to save him. Instead I cocked up, got hit by a railgun, misjudged my landing and ended up slidetackling into the redberry and killed him. Coincidently it was Derpty. He wasn't pleased. I nearly died laughing. Just picture a Grimsnes slidetackling a Commando at top speed and squishing the poor guy.
my favourite kill was i jumped out tank killed andreasilverseyes and got my 1st kill staff recruiter bpo suit and ar and then received 4 hours of rage mail
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
241
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Posted - 2014.10.22 06:37:00 -
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hmmm my bad missread op i thought it was alltime favourite my weekly favourite i guess was killing meth amphetamines proto hmg with bpo hmg
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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Tesfa Alem
Death by Disassociation
245
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Posted - 2014.10.22 08:27:00 -
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Most exiting story:
Last night in a dom:
Taking a friend to recover a CRU. Bad landing incubus rolls on side.
It was the last red CRU whole team spawns back in.
Friend fends off enemies spawning in, i try to recall.
Red kill both of us and hacks Incubus. On its side like a beached whale, they cannot fly away.
Tanker buddy rolls in fights red troops in missile tank.
Friend spawns in first and fights the Reds. Massive battle over the dropships ensues, droplink killed before i spawn in.
I spawn in on the next available upink halfway across map. There is still a small army in between me and my ship.
Utilize my Winmatar scout. Stealth mode activate. Knife a few reds between me and my ship.
Arrive, red bodies every where, Friend and tanker stand triumphant, like two alpha predators who have just fended off the hyenas over the last bit of elephant on the savannah. Clean blood off nova knives, Dropships hacked back, recalled, 300,000 isk recovered.
It was damn near a re-enactment of Blackhawk down, except we won.
Redline for Thee, but no Redline for Me.
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xavier zor
G.L.O.R.Y Dark Taboo
92
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Posted - 2014.10.22 11:25:00 -
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Someone Thale'd my scout ck.0 suit...not happy. So i hopped in my heavy, with an LAV and a scanner and remembered he was 383 metres from A....scanning...scanning...i found him and his buddies. I nail the 2 snipers next to him, then he realizes i am there and sprints away. Down the hill we go, then he goes back to my LAV. Just as he hacks it and drives past me i get a headshot kill with my basic HMG, while he was driving away.
AND it was the last kill of the match AHHAH!
scout ck.0 here!
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
837
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Posted - 2014.10.22 12:21:00 -
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I'll add another to mine.
Was sniping on the Bridge map with the city socket as the Gal Research Facility. I was sitting on one of the beams to the towers in the city, and I killed some junk Neo Calogi ck.0 a good 5 times, before he got a dropship and landed next to me.
I crapped myself, jumped off, landed and called in a Gorgon. I then run like a madman into the city to where C would be if the GalReFac was the main socket, and was shot down to 21 armor. I continued running towards the Bridge, as my Gorgon deploys and the redberry runs back to get me as I run out. Imstead, I yolo jump at my Gorgon, get in, take off, and while he calls in an LAV, I crushed him. No hatemail sadly. Would've rememebered before otherwise.
The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2.
66-3 with Dual-Miltia Bolt Pistols. OP? OP.
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saxonmish
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
574
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Posted - 2014.10.22 12:40:00 -
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Mine was yesterday, it will be a future clip but i was shooting a guy from a ledge, killed him turned around and there was a constant stream of like 10+ militia guys walking around the corner, i was in a 10X10 metre space and i was just beasting it up. i was literally crapping myself but it was fun lol Keep an eye out for that clip :P
SAXON ON A MISH - My Youtube Channel :)
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jade gamester
Vengeance Unbound Dark Taboo
4
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:57:00 -
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Oohhhhhh this happened like last week! Went into a domination as normal enemy team where magnetised to the tower so being a "team player" I jumped in my viper which I now call the mower and racked a kill feed of ten kills and continued to road kill, it's amazing they seemed stupid as they kept spawnin? However there vocabulary in the hate mail proved otherwise XD |
jade gamester
Vengeance Unbound Dark Taboo
4
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:02:00 -
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saxonmish wrote:Mine was yesterday, it will be a future clip but i was shooting a guy from a ledge, killed him turned around and there was a constant stream of like 10+ militia guys walking around the corner, i was in a 10X10 metre space and i was just beasting it up. i was literally crapping myself but it was fun lol Keep an eye out for that clip :P
Sax where is this tank video that's meant to be going up ;) who doesn't want to see a tank in "a" domination? Apart from the redberries o7 get it up! |
Leadfoot10
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
1793
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Posted - 2014.10.22 15:40:00 -
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Summoning my inner Saxonmish, I got 5 redberries with a core nade yesterday in an ambush while warming up for PC.
rawr
Feeling good about myself, first nade out of my hands in the PC bounces off the edge of a railing and I kill myself with it.
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
842
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:53:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:Summoning my inner Saxonmish, I got 5 redberries with a core nade yesterday in an ambush while warming up for PC.
rawr Inner saxonmish. I want a t-shirt saying that.
The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2.
66-3 with Dual-Miltia Bolt Pistols. OP? OP.
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DDx77
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2014.10.22 17:11:00 -
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This happened maybe a month ago and technically doesn't count as a kill but I was in a FW battle outside of the city on the skim junction map near obj D and as I'm flying my militia dropship I see a blaster tank shooting at one of my teammates on the ground. So I swoop in to block it's fire, it of course destroys my dropship as I jump out. Now we both are running towards the city with this tank chasing us. Now at this part if the map there is a large drop off into an area where there is a tower and as we both fall down the cliff, I watch as the tank takes flight over our heads into one of these towers and blows up. Probably the funniest death I've seen |
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