RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.10.19 00:19:00 -
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Weapon___________Strength__________________Biggest Weakness
Primary
Plasma Cannon______That glorious sound____________Hoppy mercs are hoppy
Assault Rifle_________Jack of all trades______________Master of none
Combat Rifle_________Melting Faces_________________User error
Rail Rifle____________Dat range, dat damage__________Everyone thinks you're a prick
Mass Driver_________It's like ejaculating death_________Blue dot strafes in front of you and you explode your own balls off
Forge Gun__________Anything that stands still_________Everything else
Scrambler Rifle_______Charge kills___________________Not killing the guy with the first shot, psssssss
Sniper Rifles_________Headshot over 9000____________Someone will find you and humiliate you with punchies
Shotgun____________Chain kills, reload shots__________Anyone spotting you at a distance
Laser Rifle__________Simulates peeing on someone_____Simulates peeing on someone
Swarm Launcher_____Greedy pilots___________________Buildings, mountains, distance
Heavy Machine Gun__People coming around corners_____Surprise Buttsex, REs
Side Arms
Submachine Gun______Pedigree_____________________Not getting the shields down with your primary
Scrambler Pistol______Cowboy's Choice_______________Not hitting people in the head
Bolt Pistol___________One shotting scouts_____________They'll find you after that
Magesec____________Sounds like a wizard weapon_____Expecting Gandalf, here's Orko
Ion Pistol____________Rapid fire for the win____________The charge shot is spaghetti
Flaylock_____________Exploding feet_________________Feels and looks like a nerf gun
Nova Knives__________People hacking anything________Don't run with knives...because they won't charge! So stupid.
Grenades
Locus______________Large groups, teddybear picnics____You throw like a girl
Flux_______________Glitched in the wall uplinks_________Anything higher than ten feet
AV________________Other people using them___________Accidentally using them
Things that need fixed...eh, I like infantry weapons at the moment. The Incubus needs a buff to the rail turret and blaster.
I think the bolt pistol needs a tweek in the aim assist department. Rail rifles at maximum range are too good, a little dispersion please. I think CCP is way ahead of me though. I haven't used AV grenades in so long I couldn't tell you what they do. They make me laugh when I see one clack against the wall. Hit detection could always be better, dying behind cover is garbage and happens too often.
I like super long TTK, awkward gun battles, the dance of derp. I'm always going to want damage lower and HP higher.
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