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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 17:59:00 -
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What shall we learn March 19 - 21?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
1054
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:01:00 -
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Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck.
I'm so helpful.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:05:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck. Everyone is a bit confused by the Legion presentation being 5 minutes long. Hilmar walks out on stage with CCP Rouge, both heavily intoxicated.
"See! I told you they would still show up-pffffthahahahaha! Look at them!"
The house lights dim, Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up' plays for the remaining 4:30. The music fades, the house lights come back up. A lone janitor sweeps up in one of the isles as a Dust 514 player can be heard sobbing.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
1054
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:08:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck. Everyone is a bit confused by the Legion presentation being 5 minutes long. Hilmar walks out on stage with CCP Rouge, both heavily intoxicated. "See! I told you they would still show up-pffffthahahahaha! Look at them!" The house lights dim, Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up' plays for the remaining 4:30.
Then the entire CCP staff flips us off as we file out of the building in shame.
I'm so helpful.
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Bright Cloud
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
369
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:08:00 -
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CCP Rouge comes onto the stage jumping on a pogo stick and yelling "THANKS THAT YOU BOUGHT BPO'S! NOW WE GONNA PULL THE PLUG, SO LONG SUCKERS!"
Bright is the opposite of dark! Who would have thought of that?!
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:10:00 -
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Then as an added insult they'll flog our Lord and saviour CCP Rattati in front of us.
I'm so helpful.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:11:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Then the entire CCP staff flips us off as we file out of the building in shame. Except for CCP Rattati, Logibro, Frame, and GM Archuke...
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
3484
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:15:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:CCP Rouge comes onto the stage jumping on a pogo stick and yelling "THANKS THAT YOU BOUGHT BPO'S! NOW WE GONNA PULL THE PLUG, SO LONG SUCKERS!" I picture him on a tricycle with one of those squeaky horns, but a pogo stick works just as well.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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gauntlet44 LbowDeep
Heaven84 Devils
General Tso's Alliance
134
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:30:00 -
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the clones wont be able to make it to this event,
that day we shall be washing and fixing our hair.
( takes off helmet and rubs my albino bald head )
also play as strangeland stranger,
larlac theest,
gauntlett5487,
and balacs sixkin
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Riruodo
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
287
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:42:00 -
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MIght be some stuff to do with Valkyrie. That game looks awesome and is supposed to come out this year but we've heard nothing about it. I bet it was pushed to 2015.
I really want to play Valkyrie, but I hope it's free to play. After reading all about the Rouge Wedding, the only CCP game I'll be willing to spend money on are ones that Rattati and CCP Shanghai are working on.
Utena Tenjou is my prince in shining armor.
Starter corp for life!!
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
2300
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:07:00 -
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heres a complete summery of fanfest 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GRjNL7l40
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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shaman oga
Nexus Balusa Horizon
2893
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:10:00 -
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Another false dust keynote...
Flame...dear flame...
PSN: ogamega
"Dust is full of communists who despise people with enough isk to buy expensive items"
LOCK REGIONS
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Joel II X
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
3715
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:13:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck.
Funny thing is that, today I dreamt that it WAS cancelled and support and development returned to Dust, but CCP also worked on a port to PS4 and PC. |
PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:50:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck. Funny thing is that, today I dreamt that it WAS cancelled and support and development returned to Dust, but CCP also worked on a port to PS4 and PC.
How disappointed were you when you woke up?
I'm so helpful.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:54:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Funny thing is that, today I dreamt that it WAS cancelled and support and development returned to Dust, but CCP also worked on a port to PS4 and PC. That was a hell of a dream. The only dream I had about Dust focused on us getting a hookshot-like equipment, like the thing from Legend of Zelda.
That and Dust was 500% more gorey. When you gutshot someone their armor would be blown away and you could see their innards.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
3893
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:55:00 -
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EVE Online cancelled, DUST 514 on PS3 the new primary product of CCP? :D
(This is from the fictional world where a Fanfest happens that's as devastating to EVE players as last year's was to us.)
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:01:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:EVE Online cancelled, DUST 514 on PS3 the new primary product of CCP? :D
(This is from the fictional world where a Fanfest happens that's as devastating to EVE players as last year's was to us.) You know how Dust players joke about slugging CCP Rouge if they were at FF '14? Eve Online players would take it to a whole other level...
If what you just described happened at FF '15 the crowd would rise up and viciously beat Hilmar into a slimy puddle before turning their wraith on CCP Rouge. You would not be able to repeat what happened on national TV due to the graphic nature of the event.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
759
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:02:00 -
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If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob. |
CharacterNameWasTaken
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
109
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:04:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:EVE Online cancelled, DUST 514 on PS3 the new primary product of CCP? :D
(This is from the fictional world where a Fanfest happens that's as devastating to EVE players as last year's was to us.)
please dont lie to me you just made ne sad |
One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
4564
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:05:00 -
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At least there won't be any Dust presentations to disappoint us right?
Right???
You can always tell a Millford Minja
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:07:00 -
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Dust User wrote:If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob. because dreaming about your hobby means you are a virgin Women play games now. My wife has a Dust character and she plays BL2. Keep up with the times.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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KILL3R H3LLH0UND
Nox Lupos
49
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:10:00 -
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Dust User wrote:If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob.
I lay in bed a t night, and hear mass drivers going off, and vehicle scanners scanning down my house. (I am dead serious too O.o)
Falling in Love with Minmatar Scout and Nova Knives
BPO collector.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:11:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:At least there won't be any Dust presentations to disappoint us right?
Right??? Now you have jinxed it... I hope you are happy.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
1073
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:23:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Dust User wrote:If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob. because dreaming about your hobby means you are a virgin Women play games now. My wife has a Dust character and she plays BL2. Keep up with the times.
He's right though. I do need to touch some boobs.
I'm so helpful.
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:25:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:One Eyed King wrote:At least there won't be any Dust presentations to disappoint us right?
Right??? Now you have jinxed it... I hope you are happy.
You can always tell a Millford Minja
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
761
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:25:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Dust User wrote:If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob. because dreaming about your hobby means you are a virgin Women play games now. My wife has a Dust character and she plays BL2. Keep up with the times.
She can touch boobs too. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:25:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:He's right though. I do need to touch some boobs. Boobs are pretty amazing. I think we can all agree on that.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:28:00 -
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Dust User wrote:She can touch boobs too. She does. I've seen it happen. 11/10 was a good time, would do again.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:28:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:PO0KY wrote:He's right though. I do need to touch some boobs. Boobs are pretty amazing. I think we can all agree on that.
Yeah. I've often wondered what real boobs are like. My own flabby cheeto covered man **** just don't do it for me anymore. 
I'm so helpful.
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Joel II X
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
3723
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Posted - 2014.10.02 23:22:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Joel II X wrote:PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck. Funny thing is that, today I dreamt that it WAS cancelled and support and development returned to Dust, but CCP also worked on a port to PS4 and PC. How disappointed were you when you woke up?
I gave a single chuckle followed by a sigh. I, then, had my morning coffee.
I really can't get disappointed when even I know I've dreamt the impossible. |
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Riruodo
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
298
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Posted - 2014.10.02 23:34:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:PO0KY wrote:He's right though. I do need to touch some boobs. Boobs are pretty amazing. I think we can all agree on that. Yeah. I've often wondered what real boobs are like. My own flabby cheeto covered man boobies just don't do it for me anymore.
my friend's mom works at a women's clinic/ pharmacy store. We were in there like a week ago and looking at some of the stuff you could buy. They had these prosthetic breasts and we were laughing and squeezing them. When my friend's step dad came in and was all like "Whoa! I came in at the wrong time."
It was pretty hilarious. But some of them (the more expensive ones) did feel kind of realistic. you could order some of those.
Utena Tenjou is my prince in shining armor.
Starter corp for life!!
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castba
Merc-0107
606
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Posted - 2014.10.02 23:50:00 -
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Legion for PC cancelled and a playable demo of Project Legion on XBone is presented.
Needing to expand their market reach given for the switch from PC.
"When everything is OP, nothing is" - CCP Ratatti
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