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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 17:59:00 -
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What shall we learn March 19 - 21?
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:05:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Probably the cancellation of project legion, knowing our luck. Everyone is a bit confused by the Legion presentation being 5 minutes long. Hilmar walks out on stage with CCP Rouge, both heavily intoxicated.
"See! I told you they would still show up-pffffthahahahaha! Look at them!"
The house lights dim, Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up' plays for the remaining 4:30. The music fades, the house lights come back up. A lone janitor sweeps up in one of the isles as a Dust 514 player can be heard sobbing.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:11:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:Then the entire CCP staff flips us off as we file out of the building in shame. Except for CCP Rattati, Logibro, Frame, and GM Archuke...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:15:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:CCP Rouge comes onto the stage jumping on a pogo stick and yelling "THANKS THAT YOU BOUGHT BPO'S! NOW WE GONNA PULL THE PLUG, SO LONG SUCKERS!" I picture him on a tricycle with one of those squeaky horns, but a pogo stick works just as well.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 20:54:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Funny thing is that, today I dreamt that it WAS cancelled and support and development returned to Dust, but CCP also worked on a port to PS4 and PC. That was a hell of a dream. The only dream I had about Dust focused on us getting a hookshot-like equipment, like the thing from Legend of Zelda.
That and Dust was 500% more gorey. When you gutshot someone their armor would be blown away and you could see their innards.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:01:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:EVE Online cancelled, DUST 514 on PS3 the new primary product of CCP? :D
(This is from the fictional world where a Fanfest happens that's as devastating to EVE players as last year's was to us.) You know how Dust players joke about slugging CCP Rouge if they were at FF '14? Eve Online players would take it to a whole other level...
If what you just described happened at FF '15 the crowd would rise up and viciously beat Hilmar into a slimy puddle before turning their wraith on CCP Rouge. You would not be able to repeat what happened on national TV due to the graphic nature of the event.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:07:00 -
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Dust User wrote:If you're dreaming about Dust then you REALLY need to get out and touch a boob. because dreaming about your hobby means you are a virgin Women play games now. My wife has a Dust character and she plays BL2. Keep up with the times.
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:11:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:At least there won't be any Dust presentations to disappoint us right?
Right??? Now you have jinxed it... I hope you are happy.
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:25:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:He's right though. I do need to touch some boobs. Boobs are pretty amazing. I think we can all agree on that.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.10.02 21:28:00 -
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Dust User wrote:She can touch boobs too. She does. I've seen it happen. 11/10 was a good time, would do again.
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