Vesta Opalus
Kang Lo Holding
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Posted - 2014.10.02 18:50:00 -
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Yesterday I and my buddies GJMad and I Like Rice were starting a match off by flying a gorgon to the domination point. Immediately some chode in an incubus came in and tried to rail us to death.
I afterburned away into the redline. We made a short stop at our supply depot, a couple of assaults and a logi left the dropship, but what got back in was a forge gunner and two swarm commandos.
I flew us back into the action, keeping my altitude high and flying at a slow, stately pace. The incubus returned, as expected, dropship pilots are nothing if not predictable.
I engaged afterburners, but this time, instead of heading for the redline, I headed for the nearest large flat structure. We leapt out of our trusty gorgon, and the incubus, sensing blood, came in for the kill.
The blood it sensed was its own. Its flaming carcass fell from the sky as we exchanged high fives and piled back in to our glorious transport gorgon, which served the noble purpose of moving us around the battlefield, not reducing itself to being the scummy, vile engine of punishment and torment that the filthy ADS has become.
I flew again, keeping my altitude high and flying at a slow, stately pace. The incubus returned, as expected, dropship pilots are nothing if not predictable.
I engaged afterburners once more, again heading to the nearest large structure. The incubus followed once again, sensing blood. My fighting instincts landed us and began the process of firing on the incubus once again, but the rest of me only despaired at the state of mankind.
Back into the gorgon we went, and I flew us up into the air, keeping my altitude high and flying at a slow, stately pace. This time, there was hope! This incubus had learned that, at least in this game, his cunty depredations were unwelcome.
We amused ourselves with demolishing tanks for a while, as the game slowly ended, satisfied that we had crushed the ADS pilots spirits. The match ended, a job well done.
tl;dr: **** ADS. The only thing the vast majority of the pilots that run them do to adapt to actual resistance is to stop running them altogether. And then the really annoying thing is that if we run into a properly driven one, unlike the one above, it just cant be killed by anything but absurd overwhelming force. Go back to your I win machine and eat ****.
P.S. Im not really mad, I just pretend to be on the internet. |