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DDx77 ICE-9 PROJECT 3	Posted - 2014.09.30 14:26:00 - [1] - Quote Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!!
valad II NoGameNoLife 148	Posted - 2014.09.30 14:38:00 - [2] - Quote DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades.
Vulpes Dolosus molon labe. General Tso's Alliance 2196	Posted - 2014.09.30 14:39:00 - [3] - Quote 2 swarm volleys and pop goes the jeep Dust was real! I was there! My current background
DDx77 ICE-9 PROJECT 3	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:19:00 - [4] - Quote Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. [/quote] I was more venting with an added bit of whine and cheese
valad II NoGameNoLife 148	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:21:00 - [5] - Quote DDx77 wrote: Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. I was more venting with an added bit of whine and cheese [/quote] Gotcha. They use to be so bad, that CCP actually nerfed the damage caused by LAV's running into you. Friendly tanks use to be able to run into you and drag you all over the map. No way to get out of it until the tank stopped.
Haerr 1512	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:21:00 - [6] - Quote OP made me smile. :-) Login on to murder taxi now. Beep beep motherfuckers
SoTa Senpai Ametat Security Amarr Empire 204	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:24:00 - [7] - Quote Ah, good ol' Murder Taxi. I bet people still use LAV's to do it - and there LAV's can get taken out by tanks. Times changed, murder taxi with LAV's is so last year. Murder Taxi in fully specced Gunloggis with 7000 shield and proto rail is how it's done now. I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol.
Booby Tuesdays Tuesdays With Boobies 851	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:30:00 - [8] - Quote SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. Day One Proto Minmatar Commando. A Mass Driver IS My Sidearm.
SoTa Senpai Ametat Security Amarr Empire 205	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:32:00 - [9] - Quote Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol.
Booby Tuesdays Tuesdays With Boobies 851	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:54:00 - [10] - Quote SoTa Senpai wrote: Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol. You would be surprised. They always hop out of the tank just before it pops to gun you down with their HMG. Like clockwork. Forced me to put a rifle on my lol dual Swarms fit. Day One Proto Minmatar Commando. A Mass Driver IS My Sidearm.

TheDarthMa94 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 506	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:56:00 - [11] - Quote valad II wrote: DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. Ah, good times, goooood times. Those were the days Sith & Open Beta Vet. "People always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is everything I touch turns to shit"
valad II NoGameNoLife 150	Posted - 2014.09.30 15:58:00 - [12] - Quote TheDarthMa94 wrote: valad II wrote: DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. Ah, good times, goooood times. Those were the days LOL Screw you, they were not. I felt like a little kid looking both ways across the street before crossing. Back then swarms would travel through walls and terrain to make it to their target. Fukin Sota Poop was an azz in the LAV. That was my first intro to him.
Sequal Rise Les Desanusseurs 84	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:06:00 - [13] - Quote I think he means that he goes out of his tank to kill people even if the tank isn't in danger ^^ Sorry for my bad english ^^

GM Archduke Game Masters C C P Alliance 520	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:08:00 - [14] - Quote Oh well, I guess I'll just post it here too: I feel like a king in my buggy! GM Archduke CCP Customer Support \| EVE Online \| DUST 514

SoTa Senpai Ametat Security Amarr Empire 205	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:09:00 - [15] - Quote Sequal Rise wrote: I think he means that he goes out of his tank to kill people even if the tank isn't in danger ^^ Yup I only use the tank to kill other tanks - and silly infantry.
valad II NoGameNoLife 150	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:17:00 - [16] - Quote GM Archduke wrote: Oh well, I guess I'll just post it here too: I feel like a king in my buggy! LOL WTF was that. You are responsible for my ears bleeding out.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 4421	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:19:00 - [17] - Quote DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! I admire this QQ for its poetic merit. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
valad II NoGameNoLife 150	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:20:00 - [18] - Quote GM Archduke wrote: Oh well, I guess I'll just post it here too: I feel like a king in my buggy! This is what I listen to when playing Dust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI You can make out the Fat Boy & Logi Bromance in the Song.
Duke Noobiam S.e.V.e.N. General Tso's Alliance 174	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:36:00 - [19] - Quote valad II wrote: DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. I think you missed that his post was mostly done in jest. How do you kill that which has no life?
valad II NoGameNoLife 150	Posted - 2014.09.30 16:41:00 - [20] - Quote Duke Noobiam wrote: valad II wrote: DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! Stop whining and crying. They are nothing like what they used to be. Murder taxi use to be a legit sport. CCP nerfed the damage done by vehicles because murder taxi was so bad. Murder taxi is not even comparable to what it use to be. If it is so bad you need to start carrying AV grenades. Pop done a nano hive and start chucking AVnades. I think you missed that his post was mostly done in jest. I do understand that it is done in good fun, but the amount of complaining that goes on in the forums is hard to tell the difference. Murder taxi use to be 100 times worse. No joke. There was a corporation that was dedicated to Murder Taxi.

Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 2489	Posted - 2014.09.30 17:17:00 - [21] - Quote DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! I never have this problem due to vomiting 15 proximity explosives throughout the battlefield, or using a D-modded Proto Breach In all seriousness, even two ranks in demolitions allows you to place four proximities which is enough to OHK any and all LAVs. "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
Outie 500 Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic 12	Posted - 2014.09.30 19:34:00 - [22] - Quote SoTa Senpai wrote: Ah, good ol' Murder Taxi. I bet people still use LAV's to do it - and there LAV's can get taken out by tanks. Times changed, murder taxi with LAV's is so last year. Murder Taxi in fully specced Gunloggis with 7000 shield and proto rail is how it's done now. I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. LMAO You really make me want to log in. Your tank stands no chance against my 20 RE lav. I wait for the right momment and ram it right up ur ying yang. Road kill...... I also stacked them under my ships and delivered to redline cowards. Murder taxi shall never die! NEVER!
SoTa Senpai Ametat Security Amarr Empire 211	Posted - 2014.09.30 19:45:00 - [23] - Quote Outie 500 wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: Ah, good ol' Murder Taxi. I bet people still use LAV's to do it - and there LAV's can get taken out by tanks. Times changed, murder taxi with LAV's is so last year. Murder Taxi in fully specced Gunloggis with 7000 shield and proto rail is how it's done now. I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. LMAO You really make me want to log in. Your tank stands no chance against my 20 RE lav. I wait for the right momment and ram it right up ur ying yang. Road kill...... I also stacked them under my ships and delivered to redline cowards. Murder taxi shall never die! NEVER! This is probably going to frustrate you... but... I really couldn't care less if I dropped even 500 tanks in one match. Reason I'm in a tank over my very strong LAV is because idk what to do with all this ISK - may as well enjoy it. and I'm pretty sure if I wanted I could just one shot your LAV for getting close, lol.
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 4517	Posted - 2014.09.30 21:25:00 - [24] - Quote SoTa Senpai wrote: Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol. Someone with a stuck tank got out to shoot me after a few slashes with my knives. I don't know what he was using, but it definitely wasn't an HMG. I got 2 more sets of slashes off while he was shooting at me, turned and slashed, him, then proceeded to slice up his tank (my first as a knifer). All in 300ish HP. Dude was a seriously bad shot. You can always tell a Millford Minja
Nothing Certain Bioshock Rejects 1181	Posted - 2014.09.30 22:09:00 - [25] - Quote SoTa Senpai wrote: Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol. Every bad tanker in the game does this, including some with reputations as tankers. If you start kicking their ass they just jump back into their tank and drive away. Because, that's why.
Operative 1125 Lokaas True Companion Planetary Requisitions 421	Posted - 2014.09.30 22:15:00 - [26] - Quote DDx77 wrote: Can we please nerf the jeeps so I can blow him up with my mind? I hate you stupid murder taxi jerk in AK 0 suit with burst hmg with way too high shields I hate you you morbidly obese bastard Nerf him, nerf his stupid face!!!!!! It does make you indirectly start hating fat people doesn't it? Howevr, CCP will continue to allow this gross display of martial gluttony because most of it's customer base are of the swampass, Olestra variety. THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN
SoTa Senpai Ametat Security Amarr Empire 220	Posted - 2014.09.30 22:18:00 - [27] - Quote Nothing Certain wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol. Every bad tanker in the game does this, including some with reputations as tankers. If you start kicking their ass they just jump back into their tank and drive away. I don't even bother shooting at you with my tank - I hop out to fight. Tank just makes sure I get to point A to point B - and the proto rail makes sure other tanks get out of my way - the 6500 shield HP is helpful too :3
Operative 1125 Lokaas True Companion Planetary Requisitions 421	Posted - 2014.09.30 22:18:00 - [28] - Quote Nothing Certain wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: Booby Tuesdays wrote: SoTa Senpai wrote: I love getting out of my super decked out tank - no one expects it - surely don't expect the HMG, lol. Pretty sure that is exactly what people do expect all vehicle drivers to be rocking. 90% of vehicle pilots I have killed or been killed by was wearing either a starter fit, or an HMG Heavy. Typically the latter. lol, if any weapon was going to pop out - guess it would be the HMG. I just doubt anyone in a tank actually leaves the tank to fight like I do, lol. Every bad tanker in the game does this, including some with reputations as tankers. If you start kicking their ass they just jump back into their tank and drive away. I have decided to run heavy hmg combo in my missile tank because CCP doesn't understand how a weapon should work. I have aimed at FGers every sort of way and not hit them at all despite one shotting a running player with anything other than an FG. I'm thinking it's an intended feature to protect FGers because they have b*tched the loudest. THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN


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