A cold alloy hallway hisses with the crackle of laser rifle and Awesome Pantaloons crumples into a nearby shipping container before finally sliding to the ground. His attacker, bedecked in his assault ak.0, gazes down at him then begins to step over the lifeless body.

Awesome's bloodied hand flashes up to grasp at the knee of his murderer. He gurgles, "Remember kid..." he pauses to issue a hacking cough. "always double tap." His attacker casually draws his scrambler pistol from its holster and levels it on Awesome's face plate. The sidearm's heat sink barely warms as it fires a single blast into the doomed mercenary's brainpan.

Annoyed, the silent Amarrian kicks the now dead hand off of his leg. He leaves in pursuit of his squadmates.

On an OOC note, have we ever met on the battlefield? I can't recall seeing your name on the scoreboard. lol

A cold alloy hallway hisses with the crackle of laser rifle and Awesome Pantaloons crumples into a nearby shipping container before finally sliding to the ground. His attacker, bedecked in his assault ak.0, gazes down at him then begins to step over the lifeless body.

Awesome's bloodied hand flashes up to grasp at the knee of his murderer. He gurgles, "Remember kid..." he pauses to issue a hacking cough. "always double tap." His attacker casually draws his scrambler pistol from its holster and levels it on Awesome's face plate. The sidearm's heat sink barely warms as it fires a single blast into the doomed mercenary's brainpan.

Annoyed, the silent Amarrian kicks the now dead hand off of his leg. He leaves in pursuit of his squadmates.

my god that was beautiful 10/10 **** before you publish a book i will preorder

crackle of laser rifle and Awesome Pantaloons crumples into a nearby shipping container

I write a bit as a hobby.
The title of this short short story is The best case for giving your character a serious-ish name because you don't know how difficult it was to write...
...and try keep a straight face.

XD! Well, when I first started out I wasn't taking this game seriously or into it at all so I just took the first two words that popped into my head. But I regret nothing.

I can dig it. I was Bacon Golem when I played Planetside 1 and then Yiffer of the McYiff legacy when I played SW:TOR. I always had "RP" or "In character" alts though.

At some point I decided that I wanted to make people ashamed to die by my ridiculous names or just laugh their asses off. XD

On an OOC note, have we ever met on the battlefield? I can't recall seeing your name on the scoreboard. lol

"He" doesn't even exist outside the forums.

A cold alloy hallway hisses with the crackle of laser rifle and Awesome Pantaloons crumples into a nearby shipping container before finally sliding to the ground. His attacker, bedecked in his assault ak.0, gazes down at him then begins to step over the lifeless body.

Awesome's bloodied hand flashes up to grasp at the knee of his murderer. He gurgles, "Remember kid..." he pauses to issue a hacking cough. "always double tap." His attacker casually draws his scrambler pistol from its holster and levels it on Awesome's face plate. The sidearm's heat sink barely warms as it fires a single blast into the doomed mercenary's brainpan.

Annoyed, the silent Amarrian kicks the now dead hand off of his leg. He leaves in pursuit of his squadmates.

A cold alloy hallway hisses with the crackle of laser rifle and Awesome Pantaloons crumples into a nearby shipping container before finally sliding to the ground. His attacker, bedecked in his assault ak.0, gazes down at him then begins to step over the lifeless body.

Awesome's bloodied hand flashes up to grasp at the knee of his murderer. He gurgles, "Remember kid..." he pauses to issue a hacking cough. "always double tap." His attacker casually draws his scrambler pistol from its holster and levels it on Awesome's face plate. The sidearm's heat sink barely warms as it fires a single blast into the doomed mercenary's brainpan.

Annoyed, the silent Amarrian kicks the now dead hand off of his leg. He leaves in pursuit of his squadmates.

Amarr on Amarr violence... That's beautiful. *sniffle*

Wait till you see the PantsxRipley fanfiction I'm working on.

...goddamn it. What have I done?