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BL4CKST4R
La Muerte Eterna
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Posted - 2014.09.08 12:25:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:
- Begin eating 7,000 calories a day. Calorie dense foods will help save you some money: peanut butter, lard, pastas, etc.
- Continue eating until 600 pounds. This will depend more on your frame. You want to appear fat and helpless; if you are a taller guy you may want to climb to 650 - 700.
- Apply for government assistance due to crippling obesity.
- Embrace planethood. Purchase many power animal shirts and begin wearing crocks.
- Receive benefits.
- Weekend every day.
- Become uber-l337 pro diamond tier MLGamer
Genius! Gentlemen give this man a medal and your finest bottle of wine!
A delightful hero do we have here!
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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BL4CKST4R
La Muerte Eterna
Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2014.09.08 12:29:00 -
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ACT1ON BASTARD wrote:Spademan wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Spademan wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:
- Begin eating 7,000 calories a day. Calorie dense foods will help save you some money: peanut butter, lard, pastas, etc.
- Continue eating until 600 pounds. This will depend more on your frame. You want to appear fat and helpless; if you are a taller guy you may want to climb to 650 - 700.
- Apply for government assistance due to crippling obesity.
- Embrace planethood.
- Receive benefits.
- Weekend every day.
- Become uber-l337 pro diamond tier MLGamer
Honestly bro, I'd rather take a hacksaw to my leg. Get a shotgun license and blow your leg off lol. That should be an instant win.  But then I'd have to take a plane to a country with absurdly loose gun control laws, (Ie: USA, sorry guys) get a green card and then a license, then the shotgun itself and finally shoot my leg. I can just pop into my shed and get a hacksaw. And if mine breaks I can just go down to the hardware store and pick up a shiny new one. Loose gun control laws are what make this country great, dont get it twisted. Just look at mexico, cuba, britain. Then look at sweden.Gun ownership kills crime.
try to take grannies purse and she will blow your brains out.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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BL4CKST4R
La Muerte Eterna
Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2014.09.08 14:06:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:On the contrary, now you have to worry about the guy trying to steal grannies purse also blowing her brains out to take it.
I don't think gun ownership helps prevent crime at all, as stats show, i think it creates an exponential problem.
On average, 32 Americans are murdered with guns every day and 140 are treated for a gun assault in an emergency room.
Every day on average, 51 people kill themselves with a firearm, and 45 people are shot or killed in an accident with a gun.
The U.S. firearm homicide rate is 20 times higher than the combined rates of 22 countries that are our peers in wealth and population.
A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.
Change the law to : the right to bear arms only to competent people :) most gun crime or gun accidents are caused by people being idiots. Yeah sometimes there are REAL accidents but for the most part it is idiocracy or incompetence specially when some states don't even require a permit to buy a firearm.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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