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ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 11:34:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:
- Begin eating 7,000 calories a day. Calorie dense foods will help save you some money: peanut butter, lard, pastas, etc.
- Continue eating until 600 pounds. This will depend more on your frame. You want to appear fat and helpless; if you are a taller guy you may want to climb to 650 - 700.
- Apply for government assistance due to crippling obesity.
- Embrace planethood.
- Receive benefits.
- Weekend every day.
- Become uber-l337 pro diamond tier MLGamer
Too many steps why dont you just gouge your eyes out, you welfare whores you. |
ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 11:41:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:ACT1ON BASTARD wrote:Too many steps why dont gouge your eyes out, you welfare whores you. Because then you can't play video games all day for a government paycheck. GOML.
True, true but heres something my dad told me,"never owe anyone anything."Theres some words of wisdom. |
ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 12:20:00 -
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Spademan wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Spademan wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:
- Begin eating 7,000 calories a day. Calorie dense foods will help save you some money: peanut butter, lard, pastas, etc.
- Continue eating until 600 pounds. This will depend more on your frame. You want to appear fat and helpless; if you are a taller guy you may want to climb to 650 - 700.
- Apply for government assistance due to crippling obesity.
- Embrace planethood.
- Receive benefits.
- Weekend every day.
- Become uber-l337 pro diamond tier MLGamer
Honestly bro, I'd rather take a hacksaw to my leg. Get a shotgun license and blow your leg off lol. That should be an instant win.  But then I'd have to take a plane to a country with absurdly loose gun control laws, (Ie: USA, sorry guys) get a green card and then a license, then the shotgun itself and finally shoot my leg. I can just pop into my shed and get a hacksaw. And if mine breaks I can just go down to the hardware store and pick up a shiny new one.
Loose gun control laws are what make this country great, dont get it twisted. Just look at mexico, cuba, britain. Then look at sweden.Gun ownership kills crime. |
ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 14:21:00 -
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Heuote=TechMechMeds]On the contrary, now you have to worry about the guy trying to steal grannies purse also blowing her brains out to take it.
I don't think gun ownership helps prevent crime at all, as stats show, i think it creates an exponential problem.
On average, 32 Americans are murdered with guns every day and 140 are treated for a gun assault in an emergency room.
Every day on average, 51 people kill themselves with a firearm, and 45 people are shot or killed in an accident with a gun.
The U.S. firearm homicide rate is 20 times higher than the combined rates of 22 countries that are our peers in wealth and population.
A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.
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Most of those homicides are due to gang violence and yes we still have a lower crime rate than most countries. Really why give up your defense that criminal can do whatever he wants to granny at least shell have a chance with a firearm and wont have to cower in a corner.Come on police show up after the crime takes place you really think its so smart to be defenseless. |
ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 14:40:00 -
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Check this out
http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/FirearmFacts.png
http://i.imgur.com/7UovHbS.png
Yeah whatever im a conspiracy theorist just click on it dummies, hope the link works
http://robertnielsen21.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/guncont.jpg?w=584
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ACT1ON BASTARD
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Posted - 2014.09.08 14:43:00 -
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Heres another list of all dictators who used gun control
http://www.specialforces.com/newsletter/2013_01/index_files/Gun%20Control.jpg |
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