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Everything Dies
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Posted - 2014.09.08 02:32:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Anime is for Faggots
Please don't tell my wife and kids.
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Posted - 2014.09.10 17:57:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:You know what, while you're here Sota, I was wondering if you could answer something for me. How do people get aroused watching hentai? I've tried it, and I couldn't get into it, too many she-males and **** scenarios. Add to the fact that most of the women are underage, with voices that sound like hamsters being tortured, and the fact that during the sex scenes the sex sounds more like a greased up fat guy on a slip and slide, I just don't get it.
I mean, there was one I enjoyed, but the ending was so infuriating that all I could say was "da hell?!!! He did not just do that!" If you'd like, I'll risk getting banned and explain the story to you, it was actually pretty well done IMO, but the ending though.
How do people get aroused watching adult films? Strung-out addicts that are 50% plastic and 50% botox, covered in terrible tattoos and having to resort to spitting as a lubricant isn't exactly a turn-on, either.
You just have to wade through the 95% of crap that is of no interest to you in order to find that magical 5% that does.
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Posted - 2014.09.10 18:01:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:sota is into some weird ****.
Give this a read, if you dare.
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Posted - 2014.09.12 02:03:00 -
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Dust User wrote:Everything Dies wrote:
How do people get aroused watching adult films? Strung-out addicts that are 50% plastic and 50% botox, covered in terrible tattoos and having to resort to spitting as a lubricant isn't exactly a turn-on, either.
You sure seem to know a lot about it. We may have a closet p0rn addict here ladies and gentlemen.
Far from it. When we moved into our previous house the owner had apparently "rigged" his Dish receiver to get the Ten channel for free; the Mrs. and I spent quite a few evenings watching (and laughing at) films that were supposed to be arousing. I'm sorry, but watching a woman with caked-on makeup repeatedly slap her tongue with a guy's johnson isn't even mildly hot. Neither is the fact that you can only see the same small handful of actors/actresses try and fake their way through passion.
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