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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.07 01:05:00 -
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Nom Nom Nom.
I shall have this succulent slice of participationisim!
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.07 01:49:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Nom Nom Nom.
I shall have this succulent slice of participationisim! And here is a batch of freshly baked thank yous
Nom nom nom, om nom.
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Posted - 2014.09.10 23:13:00 -
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SSR/ /: RETRIEVING INFORMATIONAL FILES; { URtSR //:ATTACHING STUFF; } PLEASE CONSUME THIS BISCUIT BEFORE CONTINUING...
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.11 00:09:00 -
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Thal Vadam wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
//ssr: Biscuit.exe cannot be installed for optimization, update system software to 1.23.Before continuing
D*** WINDOWS VISTA!!!
MEGONOTA OS INSTALLED.
U - > Retrieve file: Hawkeye/bio/abg_de.pdf
SYS: RETRIEVING FILE...
... FILE LOCATED (0.238ms);
... NOW ON CLIPBOARD.
U - > @Background; RUN MegonotaPDFreader.exe
SYS: RUNNING (PG1)
U - > LOAD clipboardctns_@toI: PG1
U - > DISPLAY @toI: PG1
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NAME: Jonathan Alexander Steele (Call-sign: Hawkeye Occultus)
GENDER:
Male
RACE:
Ethnic Gallente
APPEARANCE (I):
~1.8 metres (~6ft) tall; short, neatly trimmed brown-black hair; goatee beard; brown eyes; fair complexion.
APPEARANCE (II):
Carmine red shirt & black trousers; charcoal grey greatcoat with shiny brass buttons (unbuttoned); shiny black boots of the leather variety.
DESCRIPTION:
///===> COMBAT: Normally operating as heavy weapons infantry, recent circumstance has prevented use of this particular niche. Fortunately, however; he is able to fall back on his proficiency with pistols, particularly those of Amarrian "Scrambler" pattern. Better find him a big set of flak plates quick, though... He's developed a nasty habit of relying on his armour...
Oh yeah, did we mention that his punches are painful? No? Well, now you know.
///===>PERSONALITY:
"He's just, like... This guy, ya'know?" - UNKNOWN.
Notably laid back person, often-times will outwardly display levity to serious situations (NOTE: allegedly, he inwardly appreciates the gravity of these situations). Not quick to anger when provoked. Views various races of New Eden on equal footing (may make many sarcastic comments involving stereotypes).
Has a terrible secret.
OTHER:
Makes origami when bored. Still thinks that freighter m+¬l+¬e battles will catch on.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.11 15:27:00 -
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I just realized, in addition to Junko's neck being part-giraffe, her hair also seems to not be of the materiel plane...
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.12 18:20:00 -
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Hmm...
Now that there are explosions and enemies everywhere, it will be a perfect time to "drop in"!
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.13 14:54:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:For those who didn't enter during the entrance phase, when the Se'terra arrives ( according to the RP) there will be another chance to drop in if you'd wish to participate
That said thanks for those who participated so far( b^-^)b
So... My entrance will be something along these lines* then?
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.13 19:32:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:For those who didn't enter during the entrance phase, when the Se'terra arrives ( according to the RP) there will be another chance to drop in if you'd wish to participate
That said thanks for those who participated so far( b^-^)b So... My entrance will be something along these lines* then? Well when you put it that way... Maybe? LMAO
Ah yes, I can picture it now... The Se'terra, hastily throwing open it's boarding ramps, the rest of the party climbing on with little time to spare. But wait! In the distance, a lone figure; frantically running towards you...
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.13 23:48:00 -
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[REDACTED]
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.15 01:01:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SOMEONE HAS TO GO BACK FOR JOHNNY! HE WAS SUCH AS SWEET BOY!
What's that Truey? Did Johnny fall down a well!?
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.15 15:46:00 -
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Clockwork Jester wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:True Adamance wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SOMEONE HAS TO GO BACK FOR JOHNNY! HE WAS SUCH AS SWEET BOY! What's that Truey? Did Johnny fall down a well!? ==== |EDIT| ==== Smoothly slid in... Perfecto... I thought it was always little Timmy falling in the well, now we have two children falling in wells what is wrong with them Nice job using my post Hawk it works out nicely for the both of us.
Cheers.
Now we just need to get to the docks and wait for that transport ship... Hopefully our... Oppugnant followers... Are too busy chasing the rest of the party (and their dropship(s)) to notice us.
Then again, there are between 900 and 2 400 of them on the station...
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.15 23:03:00 -
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Wai- Wai- Whaahhh?
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Posted - 2014.09.15 23:08:00 -
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Where did the 50ft mosquito with a tux come from?
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Posted - 2014.09.16 06:19:00 -
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Thal Vadam wrote:I just realized Thal's the only one who has killed any shadow warriors. It's like he got skill or something.
Well it depends, you know that state-of-the-art Minmatar weapon I used against those ones in the maintenance tunnels?
Surely that killed at least all of them.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.16 15:38:00 -
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Ohh, looks like we are running out of time! RUN FASTER!
(Would this be a bad time for me to point out to Jester that I have a map of the tunnels?)
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.16 16:35:00 -
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Clockwork Jester wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Ohh, looks like we are running out of time! RUN FASTER!
(Would this be a bad time for me to point out to Jester that I have a map of the tunnels?) I just figured you would call him out on being lost and lead the right way.
Probably will, for the hillarious oppertunities that may or may not ensue.
But considering that everyone is on a dropship to the escape vessel, which is preparing to leave as soon as they arrive; our escape may turn into something like this.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.16 18:14:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:what is going on? I came back here to see if this was open for anyone or not and I am greeted by well I don't know, frankly.
Welcome to our carnival of doom!
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:51:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:what is going on? I came back here to see if this was open for anyone or not and I am greeted by well I don't know, frankly. Welcome to our carnival of doom! I am here to be thrown into a station of doom, not a damned carnival! Hey Junko, is there any room for me? reading the previous posts by Hawk and true confused me a bit.
Allow me to bring you up to speed on that.
Ahem!
Thal Vadam and True Adamance engage in conversations on their kinky desires
True Adamance wrote:You know what to do Thal.
Shake that hand and slip a collar around the neck. May look kinky at first but later it'll be much easier to catch em all!
Thal points out he is half Matari, while on the subject of capturing slaves...
Everyone talks about how many of the mysterious shadow commandos they have killed/repped (yes, looking at you Vyzion Eyri)
Hawkeye and Jester realize that their escape will be cutting it very close.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Posted - 2014.09.16 22:11:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:what is going on? I came back here to see if this was open for anyone or not and I am greeted by well I don't know, frankly. Welcome to our carnival of doom! I am here to be thrown into a station of doom, not a damned carnival! Hey Junko, is there any room for me? reading the previous posts by Hawk and true confused me a bit. Well, it will be open in some some way, just that RP wise we are close to getting the hell out of station of doom lol If you want to join at this time in the RP, you'll be entering from the Se'terra as it leaves in a fantastic and dramatic exit from said station of doom. Give me time to write up the layout of the Se'terra when we all escape, yeah? And yes, the posts above may be the wierdest and greatest thing ever so I'll be on the Se'terra or just running to get in on time?
Hawk et. Jester Enterprises Ltd.Gäó have already trademarked and copyrighted [escapingGäó form the station of doomGäó]Gäó.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.17 15:44:00 -
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Could we, like, totally keep the OOC stuff in the OOC thread.
I mean, it's the reason it exists, to keep the OOC stuff OUTSIDE the actual RP thread.
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Posted - 2014.09.17 16:40:00 -
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Now... Just need to find out how we can cross the horizontal distance to the ship...
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Posted - 2014.09.18 00:31:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk is Jester?!?!? Well you learn something new everyday.
I am not Jester, as odd as it may seem. I know we share many things in common like...
Err...
Being Gallente.
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Posted - 2014.09.18 00:38:00 -
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Thal Vadam wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk is Jester?!?!? Well you learn something new everyday. I am not Jester, as odd as it may seem. I know we share many things in common like... Err... Being Gallente. That sounds like racism , and as an Amarr I cannot condone racism.
Yeah... I was going to say...
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Posted - 2014.09.18 06:20:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote: maybe Hawk instead of me? So quick to throw him under the bus.......
Ah don't worry, everyone knows that the Gallente can take a good bit of HARD; KINKY; ANYTHING. We are the masters of "Pleasure" after all.
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Posted - 2014.09.18 15:39:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:At this rate I'll die of laughter before I finish writing Jonny's death!
Edit: The saddest part of Jonny's death is that he will never see his daughter again. Even sadder he hasn't seen her for almost 10 years.
(O v O)
JONNNY!
I never got to say goodbye...
I never got to have the sudden shocking realization that for once in his life, I had seen...
Jonny sober.
AM. A. M. Cogito Ergo Sum! I think, therefore I AM.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.19 06:49:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Thal, Raven is wearing a Prototype dropsuit, not regular clothes
He might be wearing a shirt over the dropsuit.
...
Completely serious face.
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Posted - 2014.09.19 16:51:00 -
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Clockwork Jester wrote:Hawk post please or I'm pretty sure we miss the ship.
Ok.
Was too occupied these last few days, but I have some free-ness now; so I'll cook some magical story-juice up.
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Hawk-eye Occultus
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Posted - 2014.09.21 22:23:00 -
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Clockwork Jester wrote:As the doors closed a faint noise, music, emerged from around the lift walls. It was an all instrumental version of a well known classic Galentte pop song. Noah quietly sang the lyrics (slightly off key) and moved his head in time with the bass line. The lift began its painfully slow journey to the dockyards.
Ah yes, that one well known Gallente pop song... Brings back memories...
*sniff*
So many memories...
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Posted - 2014.09.23 15:45:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:A wild mistress appears!
And no True, Hawk, and Raven, she is not THAT kind of mistress!
So... Not this?
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Posted - 2014.09.24 17:44:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Crown, do you want Crown to survive or die?
I just so happen to be about to run out of the lift towards the dropship (cause I love the prospect of dying in a fiery crash); so I guess I could shoot him a few times, get brutally beaten, run away with my tail between my legs...
If you want, of course...
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Posted - 2014.09.24 22:09:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Path 4: Mutating - (this goes with #1) after losing a limb, the limb regenerates extremely fast but is stronger, faster, tougher, and most importantly looks creepy as hell.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121003142957/warhammer40k/images/e/e1/PossessedChaosSpaceMarines2.jpg
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Posted - 2014.09.24 23:36:00 -
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Thal Vadam wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Crown, do you want Crown to survive or die? I just so happen to be about to run out of the lift towards the dropship (cause I love the prospect of dying in a fiery crash); so I guess I could shoot him a few times, get brutally beaten, run away with my tail between my legs... If you want, of course... It seems us Gallenteans are getting all the abuse in this rp... I'm calling CONCORD to arrest these people and put us in witness protection. Edit: Also have an idea to make the Shadow Warriors a bit more fear inspiring. Path One: Undying - Unless dismembered or blown to bits, they can regenerate at an alarming rate and come back faster and stronger. Path Two: Ranks - Currently we are facing 'Cannon Fodder'. Marked ones are higher ranked, and are generally faster, stronger, and harder to kill. The more marks, the more powerful. (Keep in mind Jonny only killed a Marked One with 1 Mark). Path Three: Both! Edit 2: Please don't implement these in your posts until Junko gives the yay or nay. Hmm by this logic their heads can grow back. I don't see that in those rules, inly in raven's addition. Although, if they were to grow back, wouldn't the head also grow a new body? Maybe that's how they reproduce...
What if all the little bits of flesh and blood from gunshot wounds grow into new bodies?!?!?
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Posted - 2014.09.25 06:17:00 -
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I really hope that I am not horribly crushed to death.
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Posted - 2014.09.25 15:27:00 -
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So, do I have to roll for an injury?
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Posted - 2014.09.25 17:46:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:[...] is Galm's RP full?
I think that it may be, but go ask on his OOC thread.
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Posted - 2014.09.26 16:49:00 -
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O.K. I'll post my post under the assumption that I will not suffer any serious injury.
Then again, there'll be plenty of time for that later...
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Posted - 2014.09.26 21:34:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:O.K. I'll post my post under the assumption that I will not suffer any serious injury.
Then again, there'll be plenty of time for that later... So we arn't breaking your legs with a sledgehammer nick-named Mj+¦lnir? Damn... Was really looking forward to it.
I wasn't aware that those sort of things tended to be found on dropships... Even ones bought by matari...
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Posted - 2014.09.29 00:02:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:She also finds it easy to pay and manipulate the weak, poor and the desperate to get her way.
By the way I feel her presence is nesscessary, too many people willing to sacrifice themselves for others.
Yeah, all those dammed dirty selfless people! Caring about the welfare of others above their own *spits*.
Like it's their business!
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Posted - 2014.10.01 06:31:00 -
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VICTORY
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Posted - 2014.10.01 15:26:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Time to bring back the dead!
Also this will be explained later, but I will let you all know now, when he hugged Mac, he slipped two things in his pockets: The first being the family Ion Pistol, the second being a data core containing... well essentially Jonny. His clone he is now is weaker than other mercenary clones and is closer to being mortal than duster. However he is still the same old drunk Gallentean we have all come to hate.
This will be the only time I bring back one of my dead characters. I can't let him go.
Edit: Also the mistress will still be with the group as I can imagine it will take a while for Jonny to commondere a ship and track down the Se'Terra
Divergent identity induced amnesia shall ensue...
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Posted - 2014.10.01 21:20:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Time to bring back the dead!
Also this will be explained later, but I will let you all know now, when he hugged Mac, he slipped two things in his pockets: The first being the family Ion Pistol, the second being a data core containing... well essentially Jonny. His clone he is now is weaker than other mercenary clones and is closer to being mortal than duster. However he is still the same old drunk Gallentean we have all come to hate.
This will be the only time I bring back one of my dead characters. I can't let him go.
Edit: Also the mistress will still be with the group as I can imagine it will take a while for Jonny to commondere a ship and track down the Se'Terra Divergent identity induced amnesia shall ensue... Damn straight! He's not a true clone (well true in terms of Dust clones) so there will be some massive (maybe even hilarious) side effects.
Well... I was more referring to the fact that the memory chip given to Mac would only have Jonny's memories up until the point that they were saved to the chip. Anything he would have done after would not be remembered. For instance, his "heroic" "sacrifice" on the Matari station.
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Posted - 2014.10.03 16:50:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Interesting Tid Bit: The dropsuit Thal took from Mac's armory was Cale's.
Who is Cale?
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Posted - 2014.10.04 08:56:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Interesting Tid Bit: The dropsuit Thal took from Mac's armory was Cale's. Who is Cale? Reread the Mistress' entrance. Cale is one of her two guardians.
There is one thing I still need to clear up:
What happened when my glorious self slammed into the lap of the mistress?
Did she suddenly become overwhelmed with love for the beautiful man in front of her?
Did she punch Captain Bass through a quantum wormhole for no reason?
Did she casually sip some lemon juice?
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Posted - 2014.10.10 06:22:00 -
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https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Cynosural_field CYNO!
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Jump_drive JUMP-D!
In the beginning...
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Posted - 2014.10.10 06:28:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:I'm here just watching the conversations...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe-kGakx3CQ
In the beginning...
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Posted - 2015.01.29 21:23:00 -
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Just pointing out, I am still here.
Also, how the hell did the topic of lubed up Amarrian sex slaves ever happen?
HOW!?
(Cuz it is relevant to my... "Interests")
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.01.29 22:16:00 -
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I sometimes ImagineGäó that I am playing an awesomer sexier version. Then I realize it is an idle daydream while waiting for my sammich to cook.
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.02.08 09:55:00 -
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OH! Thank the gods I randomly logged on, almost missed this!
Decided to read back over ye olde one. Ouch! A set of broken ribs sounds fun.
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.02.09 17:10:00 -
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So...
Anyone for a game of Pong while we wait?
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.02.11 11:06:00 -
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As far as I am aware, I don't think Hawkeye and Thal have ever met. So, henceforth, I shall now refer to him as "That Random Ammarian".
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.02.12 11:07:00 -
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Issac Va'an wrote:"i've personally checked them all myself, although some may have their kinks, they will get the job done" he said unknowingly towards those in the armory.
This is a pretty big ship... Meaning that someone has left the ship-wide intercom on... Again!
I am ready to serve...
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Again...
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Posted - 2015.02.12 16:42:00 -
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Issac Va'an wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Issac Va'an wrote:"i've personally checked them all myself, although some may have their kinks, they will get the job done" he said unknowingly towards those in the armory. This is a pretty big ship... Meaning that someone has left the ship-wide intercom on... Again! issac was actually at the armory when he said that lol
Damn! You noticed...
I am ready to serve...
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Posted - 2015.02.12 22:30:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Issac Va'an wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Issac Va'an wrote:"i've personally checked them all myself, although some may have their kinks, they will get the job done" he said unknowingly towards those in the armory. This is a pretty big ship... Meaning that someone has left the ship-wide intercom on... Again! issac was actually at the armory when he said that lol Damn! You noticed... I remember that ship wide intercom incident... That's when we found out that Issac secretly enjoys dancing and singing in the shower. Also hawk I think you got Marcy and Cale switched around
CORRECTED!
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Posted - 2015.02.13 09:47:00 -
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Satja Askarin wrote:Eeeeek! It's ISAAC!
*Swoons
N-n... N-no... Not... Isaac!
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Posted - 2015.02.15 12:03:00 -
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Mmm... Fresh meat...
Feel free to make a post, I guess...
I'll have some fun with this one...
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Posted - 2015.02.20 13:10:00 -
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Yay! Login issues are now resolved!
Maybe we still have-
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Posted - 2015.02.21 12:36:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:That somehow reminded me of this.
That's weird.
I raise you, one Creepy Gman dream.
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Posted - 2015.02.21 17:58:00 -
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Thought you had me stumped? Well, you thought wrong!
I raise you... THE BANEBLADE!
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Posted - 2015.02.22 13:45:00 -
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Not really, plus my PS3 controller is broken.
I further raise you, Gravity Falls (TF2 sytle!)!
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Posted - 2015.02.22 16:37:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:Time for the heavy guns. BELHOLD, THE MENTAL APOCALYPSE!If you have a PS4 controller, you can actually use it on your PS3.
I don't have a PS4 tho...
So yeah.
I'll throw this in to up the ante.
================ In all seriousness though, come; join our weird and wonderful adventures Ralden...
You'll have plenty of "fun".
I am ready to serve...
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Posted - 2015.02.22 22:49:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:I'll throw this in to up the ante. Well, then, let's get CREATIVE!Also, what adventures are you talking about? Also, how broken is your controller? I got a new friend to play on Dust and he chose Amarr, so I need someone who can properly lead him to the embracement of his faith, something I can't do as a Gallentean.
Well, something is wrong with the internals, moving the left stick causes the triangle (and also square?) buttons to be "pressed", X button doesn't work.
Oddly enough, this is fixed if I compress the brackets of the controller (the bits you hold with) towards the PS button, but it requires effort to do this for prolonged periods due to... Having a rigid body.
I would take it apart to fix it, but one of the screw heads is either worn away or missing (leaving the body), I can't tell.
====== The Adventures of which I speak mainly constitute the Roleplay that I am participating in for some reason. ======
As for leading this friend to the entrancement of the Ammarian faith, just point out all the swag it has. I am also a Gallente, It just so happens I think that the Ammarian stuff has extreme swag.
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Posted - 2015.02.24 07:51:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:When do you think Legion will actually come out?
I'd give it about... 2016?
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Posted - 2015.03.02 20:37:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:On an unrelated note, no one has noticed my distress signal I think the survivors of the Dark Hunter will die shortly. Except Jonny, he's too stubborn to die!
When blood loss becomes a problem, there's always some vodka!
What? It's sterile, isn't it!?
They can't have my brand!
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Posted - 2015.03.07 21:18:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:On an unrelated note, no one has noticed my distress signal I think the survivors of the Dark Hunter will die shortly. Except Jonny, he's too stubborn to die!
When blood loss becomes a problem, there's always some vodka! What? It's sterile, isn't it!? You fool! You don't pour it on the wound you drink it till the point were your blood becomes an alcoholic beverage for the blood raiders!
I never said pour it on a wound! That would be a waste! How else would one replace blood other than through oral "injection"?!
I was merely referring to the fact that it wouldn't give you an infection if you drank it. Those combat clones can have pretty bad immune systems.
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Posted - 2015.03.07 21:20:00 -
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It would seem that it was some form of test bed for the forums back from the days of... Beta... (maybe even before that!)
In continuing with our theme of high impact sexual violence, I leave you with this. (nothing there that Australia would want banned...)
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Posted - 2015.03.10 20:34:00 -
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I think I'll break some ice by doing something.
Somewhere in the galaxy...
At some point in the future...
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Posted - 2015.03.17 22:24:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Vash Warren wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:
Please refrain from doing so. It will cause mass panic and chaos and my hidden supply of blackjack and hookers will be over run!
You are hording blackjack, hookers, and most likely alcohol and not sharing!?! I knew that your friends trained you well. Well you are more than welcomed to come inside my Sex Dungeon and join in the fun... But you have to start off as a slave first.
Slaves of the Fungeon may not know the pains of the past, only pleasure
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Posted - 2015.03.18 22:06:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:Vash Warren wrote:Kayt Revon wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:
Spoken as one who has risen up from slave to dominatrix
Here we see a prime example of the priotities of the Male Mind. Sex and Booze. We must destroy them! #FeminismGoneTooFar #StupidLongTags #Again #Twitter #Fungeon #Iwillhavemorehastagsthenyouplusalongerone #Iwin #Ineedtothinkofsomemorehastags #theHMGisapponyou #legalize420 #Iwasgoingtoputathreeinsteadofahastag I win! #jonnyyoudaftdrunkbastardwhymustyoumentionthesexdungeonWHY i one-up everything xD Cause I'm a sexy beast! By the way I still want to know what system the Se'Terra is in, its time for Jonny to join up with the team. Also I have a very special reunion planned for Marcy and her father.
Ohh! I love reunions!
I may have some fun making a little reunion of my own...
#Reunions
#Surprisingtwists
#Mileycyrusforworldpresident2016
#Weshallgetthebesthashtagssothatnoonemayeveropposeourabilitytocreatepointlesslylongstringsofcharactersandalsoifyouarestillreadingthisandareabletounderstanditthenwelldoneunlessyoujustcopiedandpastedthehashtagandaddedthespacesbackinandinthatcasescrewyou
#Leavethenextlinebehind
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Posted - 2015.03.24 17:01:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Fact: Drinking too much causes Jonny to forget all his manners and will tend to make him walk around naked. However the boost to his Charisma negates the awkward debuff when talking to people.
Calculation:
BASE 6
ACTIVE EFFECTS:
DRUNK -8
NUDE +2
CHR BOOST + 6
TOTAL: 6
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Posted - 2015.03.29 14:39:00 -
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I sense the spirit of Denak Kalamari...
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Posted - 2015.04.06 09:06:00 -
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I've noticed... That there is some slight friction between Marcy... And the entire rest of the crew.
I might have to intervene...
(NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!!)
(Oh wait... My ribs...
YOU CAN HAVE THE FACE! TAKE IT!!!)
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:38:00 -
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Vash Warren wrote:Cyber men don't scare me. Weeping angles don't scare me. Daleks scare me a little. But this thing... It scares me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I&feature=youtu.be&t=12s
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:59:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Vash Warren wrote:Cyber men don't scare me. Weeping angles don't scare me. Daleks scare me a little. But this thing... It scares me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I&feature=youtu.be&t=12s
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just read the post; things have gotten, shall we say... A lot more creepy... That's what night shift does to my mind. Makes me creepy...
This sounds like a perfect time for me to un-disappear...
But first, I gotta take... this dump...
Moar creepy msuci
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Posted - 2015.04.08 12:55:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:True Adamance wrote:Marcy....... still a psychotic *****. I love her character.
And Junko now you have a lot to live up to. I am a huge Tali fanboi. Dibs on Garrus or Adrien Victus! Fixed it for ya! No I fixed it for you! However you have a point. She has issues and if Johnny won't discipline his wayward kid I know people who will.
Marcy wrote: Marcy screamed loudly as the bullets penetrated her arm and back, forcing her to her knees. It was an odd scream, a mixture of pain and pure pleasure.
She screamed with that same odd sound of both pain and pleasure as she cauterized the wounds.
Does this sound like the kind of woman you can simply punish?
I thought not.
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Posted - 2015.04.08 19:15:00 -
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I did some sums! (NO ROUNDING WAS DONE!)
1 AU = 149 597 870 700 m
Therefore:
2 AU = 299 195 741 400 m
Assuming that the craft starts from rest and instantly accelerates to a velocity of 329 m/s
Travel time will be:
909 409 548 . 3 seconds
or
15 156 825 . 81 minutes
or
252 613 . 76 34 hours
or
10 525 . 573 48 days
or
28 . 837 187 61 common years (each equal to 365 days)
Although this does (as previously stated) assume that the craft begins from rest, and is not decelerating from very high velocity.
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Posted - 2015.04.09 14:17:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:My maths came up with 9 months or 36 weeks.
Edit: redid my maths to be sure and I realized I forgot to carry a three :/ editing my post now
Also did some maths of the spess station.
100 km / 329 m/s
= 303.93 seconds.
Almost exactly 5 minutes (5.066).
I wonder how much one can do to prepare themselves in 5 minutes...
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Posted - 2015.04.10 10:05:00 -
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My god...
I actually made a post!
All hail the power of MORMAN JESUS!
Drunken Amarrian at amusement park! (as portrayed by Nicolas Cage)
3 Links... That's a record for me.
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Posted - 2015.04.14 21:10:00 -
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Man, the morphine in the ship's medbay is the greatest stuff ever!
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Posted - 2015.04.16 11:43:00 -
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And the moral of the story?
Don't do drugs, kids....
Especially if there is a sadomasochist on the loose.
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Posted - 2015.04.18 08:25:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Vash Warren wrote:I want to do some sort of send off for Cale. Even if just I do it would be fine. Just feels right for the man who died to save you. If that is fine with you Jonny after Marcy is locked up. Go for it doubt I could do much with Cale in this rp anyway... Unless... My god its a zombie templar!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/erEf57SyqvY/maxresdefault.jpg
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Posted - 2015.04.19 09:34:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny! Calt was already working to kill Viktor, and now Marcy working to kill Jonny?
I already know there will be some betrayal within the group. Well I was planning on having Marcy play on Calts anger towards Viktor to release her... With blood results! I have type O... wait you said with... Post is up.
I'm O +, does that work with you?
Or are you one of those O - types..?
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Posted - 2015.04.23 15:21:00 -
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I must say, Mr. D Buelle: When you make a life or death decision in the hopes of shaking off a pursuer, you certainly know how to do it in style.
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:43:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:Hawk, are you still here? I have a question.
Why is the Khanid Kingdom's symbol just a silver, upside down Amarr symbol?
Coz of the power of YOLO.
Also I think it might be related to the fact that it originated due to Khanid breaking away from the Empire to make an independent kingdom.
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Posted - 2015.04.30 12:10:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:Hey hawk, by any off chance, do you have a 3DS? Nein.
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Posted - 2015.05.14 22:07:00 -
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I find it odd that no one has tried to beat the **** out of me for somehow getting completely stoned at such a moment that someone was indirectly killed because of it.
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Posted - 2015.07.22 08:40:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:Hey Hawk, do you think that you might be getting a PS4 soon? I'm considering selling my PS3 to get one myself.
I HAVE SUDDENLY RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!
FEAR ME MORTAL SCUM!
...
In all seriousness though, It's unlikely that I'll be getting a PS4. I'm fairly content with my PC + PS3 combo.
That and also PS4 doesn't have backwards compatibility, so all mah gayums. 'll be uslhess.
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Posted - 2015.08.07 00:17:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:
[...]
solution; shove a bottle of liquor up johnnys ass, its easier to absorb and it bypasses the liver, making him drunk in a hurry >:3
[...]
I find that connecting the bottle to an IV line, and injecting it directly into the bloodstream tends to be a much more effective method.
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Posted - 2015.09.03 21:52:00 -
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We need more abuse!
And... Other things...
We don't talk about "them"...
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