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Shiyou Hidiyoshi
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:31:00 -
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08/21/2014 Dear diary, today Roner General asserted his sexual superiority over Kujo and made it loud and clear... with dinosaur growls, that he is the alpha male. His first decree came quick as PureEvil's PC chat was invaded by Roner's new massive army of AE Somalian silver-back gorilla pirates. The massive army consisted of two Legions, the Pistachio Legion and the RampagesVaricoseVeinDicPic Legion, they captured Rampage's PC chat and renamed it but due to it's classification level, the name can't be typed (it's sex related). Roner's next decree was to change AE's national anthem which can be found on our new corp description. Then Roner's thirst for cry babies reached unprecedented hights. He turned his left eye (because his right eye is stuck looking to the bottom right) towards General Tsos. His propaganda messages were swift and numerous to General Tsos' alliance, I recall reading 11 of them so far. I would include them but the CCP news reporters would unlikely publish them for public eyes due to their "contents." Either way, I plan on cataloguing the events of our new tyrannical tyrannosaurs empress so my story will never be forgotten... or how people should remember to make sure Roner doesn't bite his leash off when tied to the tree in our backyard.
(Will be updated with more entries overtime) |
Shiyou Hidiyoshi
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:32:00 -
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Reserved in case I can't fit anymore entries into the first post. |
Heimdallr69
Nyain San
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:49:00 -
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Lolz he went balls deep in alliance today, he's got me by the nuts.
Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
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Soulja Ghostface
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Posted - 2014.08.23 22:07:00 -
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Soul needs to join my corp and flip burgers for me.
THE BANDWAGON WILL BE HUGE!!! *So will the customers appetites*
Bring These Back
Tanker Turned Ads Pilot
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bigolenuts
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2014.08.25 03:48:00 -
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Need an update...
"CCP encourages respect, dialog, interaction and cooperation on a deeper level between its employees and customers"
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