DUST Search - I really hate tanks

Crimson ShieId wrote:

True Adamance wrote:

Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:

Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives

... Oh wait

Who need to capture **** when you can murder anyone you can see.

The only reason tankers can't cap objectives is because people are ********. I'll use a recent experience I had while driving around in a tank. My team had captured all the objectives, we were dominating the early game. I had a squadmate and a blueberry in my tank (Mobile CRU, PTFO FTW!) and we were on Manus Peak by A. A couple of red dots starting moving in on it (Just two, I believe) and one started hacking. I knew I couldn't re-position my tank fast enough to take out the guy hacking, so I jumped out, ran up to the objective and knifed him before he could hack. I knew there was a second guy there, but I didn't want to risk going against him as I was in a relatively squishy Minmatar scout, so I turned around and started running back to my tank. I started taking fire and almost made it back when the blueberry switched to the driver seat and drove my tank into the redline, getting out of it and leaving it there to explode.

A got swarmed moments later, I died, my squadmate died, the blueberry died, we lost A, and the enemy team promptly came back with three tanks in the short time that we were down. They capped all three objectives and managed to hold them for a short while. By the time we started coming back and got rid of those tanks, it was too late. The game ended, about three to five ticks left on the enemy MCC and just a few clones left on both sides. That lone blueberry cost us the early push we had just by being a douche. That's the only reason tanks can't cap objectives, and if CCP put on vehicle locks, maybe tankers wouldn't be quite as hated as they are now, because they'd actually be doing something besides rolling around killing (or trying to kill) everything in sight.

But hey, you're a tanker, so you know these kinds of problems well enough already I'd assume. Straight

******* blue dots... Evil

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Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 3800	Posted - 2014.08.05 20:31:00 - [1] - Quote Especially those that camp the redline with proto turrets. But I can safely say I got one of those bastards even though it cost me a Gunstun. (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!!!
Crimson ShieId Psygod9 733	Posted - 2014.08.05 20:40:00 - [2] - Quote Sighs Can't you just hate CCP for making tanks the cheap, boring, overused pieces of crap that they are? Nova Knives are best sidearm.
Bojo The Mighty Spaceman Drug Cartel-Uno 4879	Posted - 2014.08.05 20:49:00 - [3] - Quote You hate redline handicaps I hate tanks because they are terribly boring to use. Just as long as the dice keep rollin, the hoes keep hoein, and the money keeps flowin!
Thumb Green The Valyrian Guard 1206	Posted - 2014.08.05 20:59:00 - [4] - Quote I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. Kill Scotty
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12607	Posted - 2014.08.05 21:18:00 - [5] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 1777	Posted - 2014.08.05 21:22:00 - [6] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. Now scrub those forge gun holes off your Gunnlogis and Madrugars you pansy
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12607	Posted - 2014.08.05 21:24:00 - [7] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. Now scrub those forge gun holes off your Gunnlogis and Madrugars you pansy Yeah I've run into you from time to time...... your forgegun doesn't make infantry any less terrible at this game........ "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
TYCHUS MAXWELL The Fun Police 295	Posted - 2014.08.05 21:30:00 - [8] - Quote In comparison to 1.7, it's not nearly as bad. For the most part if a tank is red lining you and hasn't been *** slapped by 6 forge guns and 6 swarm launchers its your team being scrubby that lost. Which happens to all of us. Somehow this game achieved unparalleled levels of bad players this summer. I don't even remember last summer being this bad. I want to just blame them being newberries but day one playing this game I knew that I should use that AV starter fit if vehicles are giving me trouble. 16 militia swarm launchers will ** any tank. I don't know how many times dat proto madrugar blaster would have me red lined though with my ishokune assault forge and their whole team would turn on me while my team is spamming assault rifles because... because... I don't really know what is going through their head when players are spamming anti infantry at our spawn with a tank sitting on it. I feel your pain. Even in multiplayer battlefield 1942 most players would pull out anti vehicle soldiers or engineers to take out a tank push. I guess that was back when only nerds played video games though... I blame the call of duty brosef culture for the large pool of bad players these days.
Thumb Green The Valyrian Guard 1208	Posted - 2014.08.05 22:12:00 - [9] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. To be fair there are some of the @ssholes known as vehicle users that I do like, like True here, well I don't necessarily like him but he's an alright @sshole. It's the one's like Spkr that are annoying and there are just way too many like him that gravitate towards vehicles and end up making up the bulk of those that use them in any game that has them. Kill Scotty
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12607	Posted - 2014.08.05 22:25:00 - [10] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. To be fair there are some of the @ssholes known as vehicle users that I do like, like True here, well I don't necessarily like him but he's an alright @sshole. It's the one's like Spkr that are annoying and there are just way too many like him that gravitate towards vehicles and end up making up the bulk of those that use them in any game that has them. I'm just messing with you insignificant bug people known as infantry.... "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon

Broonfondle Majikthies Dogs of War Gaming 1244	Posted - 2014.08.05 22:30:00 - [11] - Quote Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait "The air smells damp and oppressive, like a wet nun" "Why am I talking to a lightbulb? Illuminate me"
TYCHUS MAXWELL The Fun Police 296	Posted - 2014.08.05 22:33:00 - [12] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait Oh come on not this again... not being able to capture an objective will never justify the level of OPness 1.7 brought. Having flashbacks to 1.7 where that was the biggest excuse for Tanks since them being expensive was no longer a thing. Tanks are fine as it is, its mostly an issue of players being too dumb to bring out the AV.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12608	Posted - 2014.08.05 22:52:00 - [13] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait Who need to capture **** when you can murder anyone you can see. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Crimson ShieId Psygod9 734	Posted - 2014.08.06 00:14:00 - [14] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait Who need to capture ** when you can murder anyone you can see. The only reason tankers can't cap objectives is because people are ****. I'll use a recent experience I had while driving around in a tank. My team had captured all the objectives, we were dominating the early game. I had a squadmate and a blueberry in my tank (Mobile CRU, PTFO FTW!) and we were on Manus Peak by A. A couple of red dots starting moving in on it (Just two, I believe) and one started hacking. I knew I couldn't re-position my tank fast enough to take out the guy hacking, so I jumped out, ran up to the objective and knifed him before he could hack. I knew there was a second guy there, but I didn't want to risk going against him as I was in a relatively squishy Minmatar scout, so I turned around and started running back to my tank. I started taking fire and almost made it back when the blueberry switched to the driver seat and drove my tank into the redline, getting out of it and leaving it there to explode. A got swarmed moments later, I died, my squadmate died, the blueberry died, we lost A, and the enemy team promptly came back with three tanks in the short time that we were down. They capped all three objectives and managed to hold them for a short while. By the time we started coming back and got rid of those tanks, it was too late. The game ended, about three to five ticks left on the enemy MCC and just a few clones left on both sides. That lone blueberry cost us the early push we had just by being a douche. That's the only reason tanks can't cap objectives, and if CCP put on vehicle locks, maybe tankers wouldn't be quite as hated as they are now, because they'd actually be doing something besides rolling around killing (or trying to kill) everything in sight. But hey, you're a tanker, so you know these kinds of problems well enough already I'd assume. ***** blue dots... Nova Knives are best sidearm.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12608	Posted - 2014.08.06 00:17:00 - [15] - Quote I know the problem...... I don't put Small Turrets on my HAV for them..... I put it on them for me. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
TYCHUS MAXWELL The Fun Police 299	Posted - 2014.08.06 00:39:00 - [16] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: True Adamance wrote: Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait Who need to capture ** when you can murder anyone you can see. The only reason tankers can't cap objectives is because people are ****. I'll use a recent experience I had while driving around in a tank. My team had captured all the objectives, we were dominating the early game. I had a squadmate and a blueberry in my tank (Mobile CRU, PTFO FTW!) and we were on Manus Peak by A. A couple of red dots starting moving in on it (Just two, I believe) and one started hacking. I knew I couldn't re-position my tank fast enough to take out the guy hacking, so I jumped out, ran up to the objective and knifed him before he could hack. I knew there was a second guy there, but I didn't want to risk going against him as I was in a relatively squishy Minmatar scout, so I turned around and started running back to my tank. I started taking fire and almost made it back when the blueberry switched to the driver seat and drove my tank into the redline, getting out of it and leaving it there to explode. A got swarmed moments later, I died, my squadmate died, the blueberry died, we lost A, and the enemy team promptly came back with three tanks in the short time that we were down. They capped all three objectives and managed to hold them for a short while. By the time we started coming back and got rid of those tanks, it was too late. The game ended, about three to five ticks left on the enemy MCC and just a few clones left on both sides. That lone blueberry cost us the early push we had just by being a douche. That's the only reason tanks can't cap objectives, and if CCP put on vehicle locks, maybe tankers wouldn't be quite as hated as they are now, because they'd actually be doing something besides rolling around killing (or trying to kill) everything in sight. But hey, you're a tanker, so you know these kinds of problems well enough already I'd assume. *** blue dots... Vehicle locking to just yourself or squadmates is like a sell button in the assets. No real reason it shouldn't be there except that CCP pumped out the coding for this game ASAP then dumped it. Or an eject button would be nice. Plenty of times I don't mind being a gunner and getting out when I need to, or hell just bumming a ride at the start when the vehicle quota was reached in 10 seconds. But instead I'm left running to the objective because players are rightfully scared i'll be an ***** and steal their vehicle if I hop in. Though it's no where near as scummy in my opinion as the tankers that will wait and run over their teams LAV and dropships "cuz lawl I troll ju!!"
Michael Arck 5131	Posted - 2014.08.06 02:27:00 - [17] - Quote How are tanks even a problem, especially now? Archistrategos *Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain*
Death Shadow117 New Age Empire. General Tso's Alliance 221	Posted - 2014.08.06 04:02:00 - [18] - Quote I hate tanks too. But the best counter to a tank is a tank. Preferably mine. My tears come out of my dick so have fun with that cup of 'em.
Death Shadow117 New Age Empire. General Tso's Alliance 221	Posted - 2014.08.06 04:05:00 - [19] - Quote TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote: Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: Damn tanks and their ability to capture objectives ... Oh wait Oh come on not this again... not being able to capture an objective will never justify the level of OPness 1.7 brought. Having flashbacks to 1.7 where that was the biggest excuse for Tanks since them being expensive was no longer a thing. Tanks are fine as it is, its mostly an issue of players being too dumb to bring out the AV. Oh my god 1.7 talk. I had to scrub layers upon layers of mlt tank off of my railguns after that. Like i said to me av=particle cannons. When im against tanks its only because i dont want to bother the poor kdr padding scrubs. My tears come out of my dick so have fun with that cup of 'em.
Onesimus Tarsus I-am-a-Corporation 2425	Posted - 2014.08.06 04:08:00 - [20] - Quote If tanks are the solution to tanks, then you shouldn't be able to spawn a tank until there's already a tank spawned by the other side. K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period. It even fixes WP/D(r). Beh!

True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12631	Posted - 2014.08.06 04:10:00 - [21] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: If tanks are the solution to tanks, then you shouldn't be able to spawn a tank until there's already a tank spawned by the other side. MIND BLOWN......The Tank is an Illusion and so is Death.................. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Thaddeus Reynolds Facepunch Security 50	Posted - 2014.08.06 05:13:00 - [22] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Onesimus Tarsus wrote: If tanks are the solution to tanks, then you shouldn't be able to spawn a tank until there's already a tank spawned by the other side. MIND BLOWN......The Tank is an Illusion and so is Death.................. The solution to tanks is to flux and forge, forge, flux and swarm, or just swarm...or tank...or REs...really anything designed to be anti-vehicle will take out a tank (assuming equal skill) about as often as any rifle will take out a heavy...people just seem to complain about tanks more because they need a specialty weapon to deal with it...that and it's a big, mobile piece of cover that, when used correctly, provides immunity for blueberries clever enough to hide behind it.
Vitharr Foebane Terminal Courtesy Proficiency V. 1719	Posted - 2014.08.06 05:19:00 - [23] - Quote tanks are easy wiki breach to the weak spot and done ADSes though... Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando IV, Logistics IV I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
TYCHUS MAXWELL The Fun Police 307	Posted - 2014.08.06 05:27:00 - [24] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: If tanks are the solution to tanks, then you shouldn't be able to spawn a tank until there's already a tank spawned by the other side. The Hardener nerfs made tanks no longer the treading gods 1.7 made them. Though 40% on a gunnlogi can still be pretty bitchy.
Atiim Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11261	Posted - 2014.08.06 05:50:00 - [25] - Quote Yes... Let the hate flow through you. If I don't, who will? -HAND
Gabriel Ceja Knights of Eternal Darkness League of Infamy 34	Posted - 2014.08.06 07:58:00 - [26] - Quote Atiim wrote: Yes... Let the hate flow through you. lol I don't always camp the red line but when I do I prefer Dos XTs "Throw on the flux capacitor." activates fuel injector "WOOOOOO!!!"
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 1778	Posted - 2014.08.06 08:00:00 - [27] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. Now scrub those forge gun holes off your Gunnlogis and Madrugars you pansy Yeah I've run into you from time to time...... your forgegun doesn't make infantry any less terrible at this game........ This is a terrible game that attracts terrible people. Could you imagine how much damage I could do if the blueberries could be counted on to keep random red dots from crawling up my ass while I'm using the forge gun on dropships and tanks?
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12638	Posted - 2014.08.06 10:01:00 - [28] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: True Adamance wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: True Adamance wrote: Thumb Green wrote: I mostly just hate vehicle users but that doesn't really have anything to do with the red line or the game itself. We also hate "infantry scrubs"................. Now scrub those forge gun holes off your Gunnlogis and Madrugars you pansy Yeah I've run into you from time to time...... your forgegun doesn't make infantry any less terrible at this game........ This is a terrible game that attracts terrible people. Could you imagine how much damage I could do if the blueberries could be counted on to keep random red dots from crawling up my ass while I'm using the forge gun on dropships and tanks? Yeah I actually can. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 1778	Posted - 2014.08.06 10:03:00 - [29] - Quote I'd be more of a jackass about it but you're actually a colossal pain in the ass to cut out of your sardine can.


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