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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1324
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Posted - 2014.08.01 17:59:00 -
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In one of the most dramatic days in OeddelufGÇÖs history, Bons Bank of New Eden filed for bankruptcy protection and hurtled toward liquidation.
The humbling moves, which reshape the landscape of New Eden finance, mark the latest chapter in a tumultuous summer in which once-proud Dark Taboo financial institutions have been brought to their knees as a result of hundreds of billions of isk in losses because of bad team management and lack of available allies.
The stunning series of events culminated a weekend of frantic around-the-clock battles, as no life neckbeards huddled in badly named chat channels to try to avoid a downward spiral of Escrow holdings stemming from a crisis of confidence.
It remains to be seen whether the loss of districts, which were worth more than 200 million isk prior to hotfix bravo, will be enough to finally turn the tide in the summerlong financial crisis that has crippled EscrowGÇÖs holdings and threatened the broader Dark Taboo alliance.
What will happen to BonGÇÖs 100 some employees remains unclear. Many will likely move to pubstomp corps like 1.UP where they will continue to make life difficult for new players.
The bankers were told that the CCP would not bail out Bons Isk Bank by despawning timers as they had done earlier for Rebellion TLC. which was on the verge of losing their remaining holdings to Outer.Heaven.
Without developer backing, Bons Isk Bank began trying to find a buyer, focusing on Fatal Absolution, the Molon Labe, and New Age Empire. At the same time, other Dark Taboo executives grew more concerned about their own precarious situation.
On Monday at noon, Mr. Bons and Mr. Rought cemented a deal to transfer most of Bons Isk Banks remaining holdings in exchange for a payment on Bons debts. It could not be determined if Mr. Bons would play a role in the new company, but two people briefed on the negotiations said they did not expect him to stay.
The collapse of Bons Isk Bank is a devastating end for ERA farmers everywhere. Mr. Roman, who steered Bons Isk Bank through near-death experiences in the past, was nowhere to be found.
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
2358
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:07:00 -
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Bons Bank is goin' under?!! Well, shucks! I done invested ma hole farm in dem slick city boys up there! Now I'm gonna lose ma farm, and ma crops! Who's gon' feed ma kids, and my aminals!! I demand reperCASHins!
I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
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King Kobrah
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
1557
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:13:00 -
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Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I
A shade darker than black, the wound that never heals..The Babyslayer
PSN: Kobra
Youtube.com/kkobra
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1324
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:19:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I
I remember you being in it when it wasn't.
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
5620
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:21:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I
Remember when this comeback was funny and original? Neither do I.
I'm a goldfish.
I'm free!
/o/
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2674
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:28:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I
How creative very original.
Tanker/Logi/Assault
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King Kobrah
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
1557
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:33:00 -
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God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't.
It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games
ERA was 100x more skilled and didn't have a man-child FC who would literally scream and give up halfway through PC matches
A shade darker than black, the wound that never heals..The Babyslayer
PSN: Kobra
Youtube.com/kkobra
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
2359
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:36:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games ERA was 100x more skilled and didn't have a man-child FC who would literally scream and give up halfway through PC matches
You're adorable, just thought you should know.
I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
5622
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Posted - 2014.08.01 18:40:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games ERA was 100x more skilled and didn't have a man-child FC who would literally scream and give up halfway through PC matches You're adorable, just thought you should know.
Can we keep him? Please oh please can we keep him?
I'm free!
/o/
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1330
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:07:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games
uh yeah...I remember you going 8/11 most of the time and sitting in seventh place or so.
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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King Kobrah
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
1557
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:13:00 -
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God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games uh yeah...I remember you going 8/11 most of the time and sitting in seventh place or so.
Hahahha ok kid, you're not even fit to hold my jockstrap
FA is a collection of rejects and no names from other corps that have little to no cohesion, run by a twofaced man-child who would have been wiped off the map day 1 had he not kept districts locked as long as humanly possible
A shade darker than black, the wound that never heals..The Babyslayer
PSN: Kobra
Youtube.com/kkobra
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2675
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:23:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games uh yeah...I remember you going 8/11 most of the time and sitting in seventh place or so. Hahahha ok kid, you're not even fit to hold my jockstrap FA is a collection of rejects and no names from other corps that have little to no cohesion, run by a twofaced man-child who would have been wiped off the map day 1 had he not kept districts locked as long as humanly possible
Yet beat ERA 90% of the time when you tried. What were you guys 2/15, 2/20?
Tanker/Logi/Assault
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Games Haven
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
259
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:26:00 -
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I was going to make an elaborate bank robbery thread, but you know the old saying:
"He who posts first, is canon."
The struggle is real.
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1334
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:54:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:God Hates Lags wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I I remember you being in it when it wasn't. It never was at any point despite me literally carrying the entire team in multiple games uh yeah...I remember you going 8/11 most of the time and sitting in seventh place or so. FA is a collection of rejects and no names from other corps that have little to no cohesion, run by a twofaced man-child
You realize you just described nearly half the corps in new eden right?
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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SgtNONECK WASSSUP
0uter.Heaven
127
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Posted - 2014.08.01 19:58:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I
 Remember when u were relevant.
Neither do I |
God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1335
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:04:00 -
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SgtNONECK WASSSUP wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Remember when FA was good?
Neither do I Remember when u were relevant. Neither do I
Yeah to be honest I remember mostly threads about eating babies and arguing with Djinn Rampage.
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
3103
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:08:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Remeber when I was relevant?
Neither do I
Fixed...
I am an Idiot, and so are you!
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Mr Hakyou
28
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:10:00 -
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Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. |
King Kobrah
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
1557
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:12:00 -
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Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring.
Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want.
A shade darker than black, the wound that never heals..The Babyslayer
PSN: Kobra
Youtube.com/kkobra
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1335
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:30:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want.
Talk about low standards.
"Look what I destroyed in two days"
Wolfica stole my signature
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Games Haven
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
262
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:33:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want.
Sounds like a quitter to me.
The struggle is real.
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
3104
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:39:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want.
I guess that's easy when you set the bar low...
I am an Idiot, and so are you!
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SgtNONECK WASSSUP
0uter.Heaven
129
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:40:00 -
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Games Haven wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want. Sounds like a quitter to me.
sounds like a ***** to me |
iliel
0uter.Heaven
67
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:01:00 -
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SgtNONECK WASSSUP wrote:Games Haven wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want. Sounds like a quitter to me. sounds like a ***** to me
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ReGnYuM
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
3133
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:04:00 -
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Hahahaha Hahahahaha Kobrah is better then all you trash combined
Hahahaha
The Pathway to Hell, is paved with good intentions
Total Molden Heath Domination Imminent: 97.51% Complete
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iliel
0uter.Heaven
67
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:07:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Hahahaha Hahahahaha Kobrah is better then all you trash combined
Hahahaha
Wait ... you're Ghostt Shaddoww? |
Hand Fap
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:09:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Mr Hakyou wrote:Kobrah since you're so good why don't you get on and motivate ERA?
The fights are getting very boring. Why would I ever consider touching this garbage game? I more than accomplished everything I could ever want. Accomplished what? won a tournament? no. lol did you get to name a planet? no. did you get to name an officer weapon? no. Where you a CEO no. Where you a good slayer no, not compared to others. Where you an FC? no, cubs did that for all of you and maybe zatara.
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7962
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:33:00 -
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Lol, kobrah's QQing makes this so worth it.
King Thunderbolt is my number one fan.
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Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
3731
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Posted - 2014.08.01 22:09:00 -
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Lmao, good troll Kobrah.
ERA when its players were way better than what they've had since FF all got smacked the **** up to the point they stopped attacking FA districts. They got 5 capped by FA when it was Reg and co. Want pics? lolol you don't even appear on the top 10.
FA > ERA when both were in the prime. Well, aside from when I'm not online. Kinda like how you blamed a bunch of losses on cubs not being online in the latter half of the assault.
attack after attack ERA got 5 capped and **** on. ERA couldn't flip a district from us in their prime if their life depended on it.
AE was the only competition I ever faced in our prime worth my time. And only when Soul/Marauder were there to challenge us.
FA's Prime A-team was competitive.
Now we're just washed us trying to hang on to a game on life support while legion gets developed.
B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA
They call me ~Princess Zatata~
Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
3105
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Posted - 2014.08.01 22:11:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Hahahaha Hahahahaha Kobrah is better then all you trash combined
Hahahaha
Better how? I hope you don't mean morally, inetllectually, and I'd be willing to bet sexually too (compensating for something,,,)
I am an Idiot, and so are you!
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