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Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 644	Posted - 2014.08.01 00:30:00 - [1] - Quote Herro o/ and welcome to the greatest thing to ever be posted on the forums since ** You are about to take part in a epic journey in New Eden where you will most likely be found in a ditch with several dicks jammed up your man vagina :D (take caution as i suck at writing stories, you have been warned) Let us begin with the story You and 5 others are awaken inside a dark dirty cabin that smells like . You are all confused on where you are, one of you tries to open the cabin door...its locked! you all * and moan and beg CCP to nerf locks..but after you fill out a textwall to post on the forums! a sudden orb of light appears in the middle of the cabin You all hurdle around it to see what it i, then it explodes into a quick flash of light almost blinding you all forever (But you your not blind) And where the orb was is now a floating fairy with lovely wings and a soft gorgeous face! "Hello! i am the Fairy goddess Sasha ( i hate naming) i have brought you all here as you have been chosen to save New Eden from the biggest threat of all time! your journey will be hard. it will suck ass, you will most liekly die horribly but honestly i don't care what happens to you, i just want this to be settle...So who the are you anyway?" Now its time to make your character! the first 6 people to reply with their character info will be able to proceed into the game GENDER: -MALE- -FEMALE- -SHE-MALE- -WELP- RACE: Caldari Master race m8 -CALDARI- HP - 25 Mana - 200 Stamina - 50 Master race - 1000000000 Special ability - Steal all da isk -AMARR- HP - 20 Mana 100 Stamina - 10 Region power - 5000000000000 Special ability - wraith of Gawd -GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station -MINMATAR- HP - 10 Mana - 130 Stamina - 200 Rusty - 1 Special ability - Make outta other ** -FEDO- HP - 1 Mana - 0 Stamina - :D Smell - 50 Special ability - meep CLASS: -as you level up in your journey you will receive bonus skills based on what class you have chosen LOGI - Healer: HEAVY - Tank: ASSAULT - DPS: SCOUT - DPS: LUMBERJACK - Tank: DJ: Healer SHITLORD: Tank FORUM WARRIOR: DPS MAGE: Tank -STARTING WEAPON- Your choice here will effect how your interactions turn out (Pick one) Scrambler rifle Assault rifle Rail rifle Sniper rifle Heavy machine gun (Scouts only) Forge gun (DJ only) Combat rifle Shotgun Remote explosives Plasma cannon Staff of M8 Jazz hands A Titan A frigate Welp Keyboard and mouse Pick your destiny my friend, and begin your quest ((FIRST 6 PEOPLE TO REPLY WITH CHARACTER INFO GETS TO PLAY - ONCE THE PLAYERS HAVE ARRIVED, THE GAME WILL BEGIN SO STAY TUNED)) MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11434	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:10:00 - [2] - Quote Gender: Cat (Male) Race: Gallente Class: Assault Weapon: Assault Rifle Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11434	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:11:00 - [3] - Quote Jazz hands shall also be accepted. Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11434	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:12:00 - [4] - Quote Also, you made Caldari OP, plz nurf Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12455	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:17:00 - [5] - Quote Name: Templar Fedo Gender: Amorphous Race: Amarr/Fedo Class: Templar's Bootlicker Weapon: Bootlicking Tongue, Faithbomb "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 28	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:24:00 - [6] - Quote MALE AMARR FORUM WARRIOR SCRAMBLER PISTOL OF IMMENENT HEADSHOTS
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES Canis Eliminatus Operatives 1908	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:28:00 - [7] - Quote Darken-Sol Retired Who wants some?
Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 28	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:29:00 - [8] - Quote My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic. "God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!'
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11436	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:39:00 - [9] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic. "God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!' Uses a nanite injector on Sasha Quick! Shoot her again! Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 644	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:39:00 - [10] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic. "God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!' have not started yet :l once the players are all placed i shall give out the next part, every post i do except this one will lay out a small paragraph then a list of choices for the players to pick from MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP

Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 29	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:44:00 - [11] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic. "God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!' Uses a nanite injector on Sasha Quick! Shoot her again! I don't think Nanite Injectors can revive a thin red paste from the walls... Whatever. shoots the blood paste monster that Cat created to no avail Its hopeless! Run! Oh noes, the door is locked! blood monster devours all 6 people, ending the story THE END.
Rusty Shallows Caldari State 1980	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:45:00 - [12] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: snip -GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early. Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
Assault Swarm Launcher Caldari State 235	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:47:00 - [13] - Quote No Swarm Launcher? "Chances are I'm going to kill you or replace you with something new..." -CCP Logibro
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12457	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:53:00 - [14] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic. "God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!' Uses a nanite injector on Sasha Quick! Shoot her again! I don't think Nanite Injectors can revive a thin red paste from the walls... Whatever. shoots the blood paste monster that Cat created to no avail Its hopeless! Run! Oh noes, the door is locked! blood monster devours all 6 people, ending the story THE END. Templar Fedo cleans up the red almost blood/flesh waste product that is now coating the floor. He has absorbed the fairies powers and begins to flit around the room on ephemeral wings of love and sunshine. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 644	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:54:00 - [15] - Quote Rusty Shallows wrote: Foley Jones wrote: snip -GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early. Hey the Gallenteans demanded that i put that in as "it seemed realistic" need 3 more players MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Atiim Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11152	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:55:00 - [16] - Quote Race: Caldari Gender: Male Role: Forum Warrior Weapon: Mouse & Keyboard Amarrians have Fashion Sense, Matari have Common Sense. But in DUST Caldari have all the things! -HAND
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12457	Posted - 2014.08.01 01:59:00 - [17] - Quote Atiim wrote: Race: Caldari Gender: Male Role: Forum Warrior Weapon: Mouse & Keyboard Templar Fedo angrily excretes all over filthy Matari supporter....who is further made......more filthy..... "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires"* -Kador Ouryon
Atiim Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11152	Posted - 2014.08.01 02:07:00 - [18] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Atiim wrote: Race: Caldari Gender: Male Role: Forum Warrior Weapon: Mouse & Keyboard Templar Fedo angrily excretes all over filthy Matari supporter....who is further made......more filthy..... Atiim uses Hot Shower *Atiim's is now clean, but smells a bit awkward. Amarrians have Fashion Sense, Matari have Common Sense. But in DUST Caldari have all the things! -HAND
RYN0CER0S Rise Of Old Dudes 750	Posted - 2014.08.01 03:17:00 - [19] - Quote Name: Scrubby McNerfit Race: Dude Gender: Dude Role: Dude Weapon: Aging Specialty: Terribad posts Who farted?
Bojo The Mighty Spaceman Drug Cartel-Uno 4822	Posted - 2014.08.01 04:44:00 - [20] - Quote Name: Noodle Van Funkerhausen Race: Extra Terrestrials Gender: ? Role: -+ Weapon: Paranoia & mass conspiracy Special Ability: Anal probing Just as long as the dice keep rollin, the hoes keep hoein, and the money keeps flowin!

Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 644	Posted - 2014.08.01 06:35:00 - [21] - Quote Are players are ready. the quest shall begin Players Atiim True Adamance Cat Merc Fizzer XCIV RYN0CER0S Bojo The Mighty The fairy examines your squad with curiosity "Welp, better than the last one i sent...i don't expect you to live long...ok so get the ** out and do something" The fairy then kicks your abnormal asses out of the Cabin....you are in the middle of a forest on a unknown planet, you are hungry and bored, so you decide its best if you all find a city, you march on your marry way down a dirt road whistling a jolly tune along with the birds and But as your almost finished with the song, soem rude *** bandits pop outta literally no where and confront you wearing dirty rags (literally) and dull bent knifes..there are 200 of them...thankfully none of them wanna your bum....except that guy over there....that one...NO...that one...ye- no..him...yeah him...yeah The obvious leader speaks "OI U BLIMY NUGGETS, HAND OVRY YE SHINEY GUNZ AND WE WON'T GET CHARILE OVER DER TO YER BUM" (yep see told you) Time to fight you lords -CHOICES- -TRUE ADAMANCE- Run around in a circle because you are a fedo - because you are a fedo -Eat them because you are a fedo -Faith bomb those nerds -pray to the fedo gawd -CAT MERC- -Nyan -Welp the station -Claw their *** eyes out -pewpew -FIZZER XCIV- -* on the forums as to why there are 200 bandits, so Op ima right? -Scramble dem heads -Give Foley Jones all your isk -m8 -ATTIM- -Play another game -Google how to kill bandits -Stangle them with your mouse cord....unless your a wireless nerd -[SECERT] -RYN0CER0S- .....** it just make up your own choice i can't think of anything -BOJO THE MIGHTY- -Praise the god damn sun -try to reason with the bandits -Give them the D -This game was a inside job CHOOSE YOUR FATE MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Bojo The Mighty Spaceman Drug Cartel-Uno 4826	Posted - 2014.08.01 06:41:00 - [22] - Quote I'm tempted to give them the D.........but I think we can all agree with Cat Merc - pewpew Just as long as the dice keep rollin, the hoes keep hoein, and the money keeps flowin!
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 15541	Posted - 2014.08.01 11:50:00 - [23] - Quote Rusty Shallows wrote: Foley Jones wrote: snip -GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early. It's funny you should note this because the Caldari currently hold the record for crashing capital ships into populated areas. You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 647	Posted - 2014.08.01 12:59:00 - [24] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Rusty Shallows wrote: Foley Jones wrote: snip -GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early. It's funny you should note this because the Caldari currently hold the record for crashing capital ships into populated areas. Are you talking about Caldari prime? Federation should had never attacked that titan >.> all their fault! MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 11441	Posted - 2014.08.01 16:55:00 - [25] - Quote Claw their eyes out. Silly humans. Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Bojo The Mighty Spaceman Drug Cartel-Uno 4838	Posted - 2014.08.04 06:25:00 - [26] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Claw their eyes out. Silly humans. pewpew Just as long as the dice keep rollin, the hoes keep hoein, and the money keeps flowin!
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12561	Posted - 2014.08.04 07:00:00 - [27] - Quote Templar Fedo excretes all over the enemy! "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 46	Posted - 2014.08.06 13:57:00 - [28] - Quote Goddamnit Foley! 200 bandits! How the f*** am I supposed to do this! I don't even carry that many ScP rounds! Plz nerf to 50 or so bandits...


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