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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.08.01 00:30:00 -
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Herro o/ and welcome to the greatest thing to ever be posted on the forums since ****
You are about to take part in a epic journey in New Eden where you will most likely be found in a ditch with several dicks jammed up your man vagina :D
(take caution as i suck at writing stories, you have been warned)
Let us begin with the story
You and 5 others are awaken inside a dark dirty cabin that smells like ****. You are all confused on where you are, one of you tries to open the cabin door...its locked! you all ***** and moan and beg CCP to nerf locks..but after you fill out a textwall to post on the forums! a sudden orb of light appears in the middle of the cabin
You all hurdle around it to see what it i, then it explodes into a quick flash of light almost blinding you all forever (But **** you your not blind) And where the orb was is now a floating fairy with lovely wings and a soft gorgeous face!
"Hello! i am the Fairy goddess Sasha ( i hate naming) i have brought you all here as you have been chosen to save New Eden from the biggest threat of all time! your journey will be hard. it will suck ass, you will most liekly die horribly but honestly i don't care what happens to you, i just want this **** to be settle...So who the **** are you anyway?"
Now its time to make your character! the first 6 people to reply with their character info will be able to proceed into the game
GENDER: -MALE-
-FEMALE-
-SHE-MALE-
-WELP-
RACE: Caldari Master race m8
-CALDARI-
HP - 25 Mana - 200 Stamina - 50 Master race - 1000000000 Special ability - Steal all da isk
-AMARR-
HP - 20 Mana 100 Stamina - 10 Region power - 5000000000000 Special ability - wraith of Gawd
-GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station
-MINMATAR- HP - 10 Mana - 130 Stamina - 200 Rusty - 1 Special ability - Make **** outta other ****
-FEDO- HP - 1 Mana - 0 Stamina - :D Smell - 50 Special ability - meep
CLASS: -as you level up in your journey you will receive bonus skills based on what class you have chosen
LOGI - Healer:
HEAVY - Tank:
ASSAULT - DPS:
SCOUT - DPS:
LUMBERJACK - Tank:
DJ: Healer
SHITLORD: Tank
FORUM WARRIOR: DPS
MAGE: Tank
-STARTING WEAPON- Your choice here will effect how your interactions turn out (Pick one)
Scrambler rifle Assault rifle Rail rifle Sniper rifle Heavy machine gun (Scouts only) Forge gun (DJ only) Combat rifle Shotgun Remote explosives Plasma cannon Staff of M8 Jazz hands A Titan A frigate Welp Keyboard and mouse
Pick your destiny my friend, and begin your quest
((FIRST 6 PEOPLE TO REPLY WITH CHARACTER INFO GETS TO PLAY - ONCE THE PLAYERS HAVE ARRIVED, THE GAME WILL BEGIN SO STAY TUNED))
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.08.01 01:39:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:My first action is to shoot the Heretical Sasha in the head. She explodes into a burnt bloody mist that evenly coats the entire room. The smell is horrid and metallic.
"God hates Fairies! Especially ones that are also false idols!'
have not started yet :l once the players are all placed i shall give out the next part, every post i do except this one will lay out a small paragraph then a list of choices for the players to pick from
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
644
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Posted - 2014.08.01 01:54:00 -
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Rusty Shallows wrote:Foley Jones wrote: snip
-GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station
I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early.
Hey the Gallenteans demanded that i put that in as "it seemed realistic"
need 3 more players
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
644
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Posted - 2014.08.01 06:35:00 -
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Are players are ready. the quest shall begin
Players Atiim True Adamance Cat Merc Fizzer XCIV RYN0CER0S Bojo The Mighty
The fairy examines your squad with curiosity "Welp, better than the last one i sent...i don't expect you to live long...ok so get the **** out and do something"
The fairy then kicks your abnormal asses out of the Cabin....you are in the middle of a forest on a unknown planet, you are hungry and bored, so you decide its best if you all find a city, you march on your marry way down a dirt road whistling a jolly tune along with the birds and ****
But as your almost finished with the song, soem rude ******* bandits pop outta literally no where and confront you wearing dirty rags (literally) and dull bent knifes..there are 200 of them...thankfully none of them wanna **** your bum....except that guy over there....that one...NO...that one...ye- no..him...yeah him...yeah
The obvious leader speaks "OI U BLIMY NUGGETS, HAND OVRY YE SHINEY GUNZ AND WE WON'T GET CHARILE OVER DER TO **** YER BUM" (yep see told you)
Time to fight you **** lords
-CHOICES-
-TRUE ADAMANCE- Run around in a circle because you are a fedo
-**** because you are a fedo -Eat them because you are a fedo -Faith bomb those nerds -pray to the fedo gawd
-CAT MERC- -Nyan -Welp the station -Claw their ******* eyes out -pewpew
-FIZZER XCIV- -***** on the forums as to why there are 200 bandits, so Op ima right? -Scramble dem heads -Give Foley Jones all your isk -m8
-ATTIM- -Play another game -Google how to kill bandits -Stangle them with your mouse cord....unless your a wireless nerd -[SECERT]
-RYN0CER0S- .....**** it just make up your own choice i can't think of anything
-BOJO THE MIGHTY- -Praise the god damn sun -try to reason with the bandits -Give them the D -This game was a inside job
CHOOSE YOUR FATE
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.08.01 12:59:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Rusty Shallows wrote:Foley Jones wrote: snip
-GALLENTE- HP - 15 Mana - 1 Stamina - 100 Freedom - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Special ability - Crash a Nyx into a station
I knew people on that Ishukone station in Malkalen star system. Too soon man, too ******* early. It's funny you should note this because the Caldari currently hold the record for crashing capital ships into populated areas.
Are you talking about Caldari prime?
Federation should had never attacked that titan >.> all their fault!
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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